What funny things did you experience as a child?

After losing new shoes, pick up broken shoes from the garbage and wear them. When I was a child, my family was in average conditions, and my mother finally bought me a new pair of sneakers. I wore it and went to the river with my friends to touch the fish, but the fish was not touched, and the shoes were washed away by the river and could not be fished back.

At first, it was crying, and it was useless to cry, so a few friends helped to figure out how to deal with the family. So I searched and searched all over the river, and finally found a broken shoe, but it was still wearable. Everyone was very happy, discussed and continued to search, the effort paid off, and we found a shoe, although it was not the same as the first one, but finally there were shoes on both feet, and you could go home to deal with it.

So I went home wearing two broken shoes of different sizes and similar colors. When I got home, my parents didn't say anything, and bought a pair of the same shoes for me to wear, and later I learned that I hadn't come home for most of the day, and some people in the village had already told the family that we had lost the shoes, and picked up broken shoes in the river bay to wear, probably because my parents thought I was pitiful, so they bought me another pair. Now that I think about it, I was so stupid at the time, my shoes were lost and washed away by the river, and I fantasized about finding the same shoes to wear in the garbage heap, which was really naïve.

I once had corn and steamed buns for breakfast, and I didn't like to eat them, so after barely eating two bites of steamed buns, I threw the corn out of the window when my parents weren't looking, and then told my mom that I had eaten breakfast and went to school. Naive, naïve, I actually forgot that there will be corn on the cob after the corn is eaten. When I got home from school in the evening, my parents asked me where the corn was, and he said that he had found that the corn on the table was gone, and there was no corn cob in the trash can.

I thought to myself, how can I let them know that I threw the corn downstairs! Of course, I don't know. Later, the development of the facts made me a little scared, my parents thought that there was a thief in the house, and they actually called the police to solve the case.

Moreover! They found the corn from the flowers downstairs. As a result, the police found out that our family was really funny, and we didn't lose anything, only a corn!

So exciting! I guess the policemen still remember our family.

When I was four or five years old, every family would raise cattle, and then the kids would go to herd the cattle after school. Once I went with my sister to herd the cows, and the older children ate the wild fruit from the hillside, but they had to spit out the seeds because they were poisonous. But I'm too young, I just know how to eat and don't know how to vomit, and they didn't notice me, and when I reacted, I was almost dying, and then I heard my mother say that she used feces to induce vomiting to save her life.

I always felt like she was lying to me. Later, when I grew up, I could herd my own cattle. I'm the naughty type, and that time I was a little too naughty.

went to ride a calf at home, but fell off the back of the cow, and half of his face was cut by a pebble, so it can be said that the flesh and blood were blurred. It took a long time to slow down, but fortunately there was no scar. Childhood memories deserve to be remembered for the rest of our lives, whether happy or sad, because for each person only once.

At that time, there was a large apple tree in front of the school, we ran into the apple field to steal apples to eat when we were idle after school, once we were picking apples, and suddenly found that this adult came, and we were scared to run, and the adult chased after it, and then found that there was a deep ditch in front of it, the grass grew dense and very high, I didn't think about it, the friends all jumped down, and then hid in the grass, after the adults chased over, while holding the soil and throwing it to our side, while saying don't hide I have seen you, At that time, it was so embarrassing, they all came out, and the adults said, my apple has just finished being sprayed with pesticides, what should I do if I eat it, if you want to eat it in the future, just tell me, we quickly apologized, and never went to steal apples to eat again.

When I was a child, I felt that the winter was very cold, basically every adult made an ice car for the child, and when it came to the winter vacation, the little friends went to the ice skating car, our ice car is generally a board, nailed two pieces of slide wood below, polished the surface, and nailed the thick steel wire on the slide, and the father of a little friend made a new ice car for him that looked tall, and the seats were nailed to the fence, which made us envious, but it turned out that the generally very good-looking things were basically useless, Sometimes we slipped to some places where we could get stuck in the ice car, and the most we could do was sit on the ground from the ice car, and this guy flew out because the ice car had a fence, haha, it's funny to think about it now.

When I was a child, I thought that chickens and birds could fly, so I picked up a chick that was eating and threw it into the sky, but it just fell down and didn't move, my mother asked me what happened to the chicken, I said it was full and sleeping, and then my mother found out and beat me hard.

When I was a child, I was greedy, and when I went to bed, I took an apple and put it in the bed, and when I woke up at night, I touched the apple and ate it, and my mother said to my father, you listen, there are rats eating our apples.

The adults of the family and other adults chatted under the tree at the gate, and I put a section of the pipe for digging a well at the gate, and I sat on the pipe and swayed, and then it was not good, and it fell into the posture of diving and holding the legs, and they talked while watching me struggle there, and then I felt that I couldn't go up with my strength, big: "Dad save me", my dad dragged me up with a black face, and gave me a beat.

There are countless interesting things I have experienced in my childhood, whenever I think of the interesting things of my childhood, I will be very happy, because this is the memory of my childhood, the interesting thing of my childhood experience is to play the pocket, and every time I am very happy, this game is I played in elementary school, accompanied me through the time of elementary school, and it is indeed very interesting to play the pocket.

Funny things in childhood, don't go in the past to steal watermelons.

We made an appointment in groups of three or five, and quietly sneaked into the melon field while the melon farmers were asleep.

At that time, I didn't dare to slap the watermelon, for fear of waking up the melon farmer, and choosing the watermelon was completely based on the eye.

Every time I think about it, it's really funny.

When I was a child, I especially liked to play with rubber bands and shuttlecock kicking, and I was the first person to rush out of the classroom at the end of class, and then, to kick the shuttlecock, even if I could only play for 10 minutes, it would make me very satisfied and happy.

I'm such a fun-loving person.

I remember when I was a child, I accidentally ate apples from a small lake. I was really scared, I was afraid that he would take root in my stomach and grow out of my belly, and then I would be in a lot of pain. I kept drinking hot water and wanted to swallow it in my stomach, and when my mother found out, she said to me, silly boy, it's okay, don't take it to heart.

I went to sleep in peace, otherwise I would have been drinking hot water all the time.

When I was a child at my grandmother's house in the countryside, my sister took me to eat a kind of grass. Peel off the wrapped turf on top, and the grass core in the middle is white and sweet. When I was a child, I thought it was delicious!

But I don't know what it is now. And when my uncle went to sea when he was a child, he saw a huge ship, so big and mighty. When my uncle came back, he brought us pots of lively seafood and ate them very happily.

The joys of childhood are really too many to count. When we were young, there were a lot of small games, such as playing marbles, and everyone had a lot of marbles, some people could win a lot in a day, and some could see the light of day. Another thing is to grab a stone, throw a stone out of your hand, and then see if you can catch a stone on the ground.

It's all very interesting.

Pinch clay figures, play house. My dad was a mason, so when I was a kid, I played with sand and gravel bricks, and I didn't look like a girl at all, and I never played with dolls.

Once, my friend and I stood on the roof of the first floor of a rough house, jumping down and playing, and in the yard was a yard of slag, one person high. At that time, my friend jumped, I watched for a long time, did not jump, and climbed down from the scaffolding next to me.

The most interesting thing happened in elementary school.

I had a particularly powerful tablemate, and at that time, she had the potential to be a woman.

Hammer me very hard.

In retaliation, I put two finger-thick caterpillars in her stationery box.

Unexpectedly, she was not afraid at all, grabbed the caterpillar and threw it into my neck.