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Anonymous users2024-02-12Once upon a time, there was a fool who had only a 60-year-old mother at home, and the two depended on each other. The mother made a living by selling eggs, and one day when the mother was sick, the mother called her son to the bedside and said; Son, you see that my mother is not in good health and can't go to the market today, there is a blue egg on the table, you go and buy a handful, (the fool called Sun San, the people in the village nicknamed him Silly San) Silly San said I'll go, Mother said do you know how to sell it? Silly three said I know who wouldn't sell eggs!
His mother asked him how much it was. Silly three, hehe, he laughed twice and said, "What is money?" Mother was stunned when she heard this, why don't you fool know money!
Do I know that money is exchanged for eggs? Mother didn't say anything angry, mother was depressed for a while, the money was out to teach Silly San to recognize money, time passed, and now his mother asked him if he knew what money was now, Silly San said I know, and his mother said to him again, when you sell it, you say a penny, do you know, Silly San said I remember.
In this way, the stupid three came to the market with eggs, and looked at the place where there were many people, and opened the door to shout and sell eggs, and sell eggs for a penny, and after a while, a middle-aged woman said that the eggs are fresh? Silly San said that it was just taken out of the belly of the chicken, and the woman laughed when she heard it and said that you are very humorous, and Silly San said that others said that I am stupid, and the middle-aged woman said that I see that you are not stupid, how stupid are you to sell eggs, I want 5 eggs, and Silly Sanyi listens; Say; I don't sell it, I only sell it for a penny, and I don't sell it for a small amount of money. The woman said, "If you give me 5 eggs, I'll give you 5 cents, isn't that a penny?"
Silly Trinity was anxious when he heard it, and said loudly, you are stupid, you don't sell it for a penny and a penny.
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Anonymous users2024-02-11It's a small segment, and a lot of it is useful. There are wives and children.
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Anonymous users2024-02-10A: We're going to perform today;
B: Call me four out of the show;
C: Meditate and think for a long time;
Ding: (Placing his left hand into a fist on the upper side of his left eye socket and lowering his head) Cool!
A: Singing and dancing are not about the year;
B: The cross talk sketch can't be performed;
C: Seeing that the show is about to begin;
Ding: (dumbfounded) Wood!
A: It's useless to complain again and again;
B: It's better to go online and ask for help;
C: There are a lot of works online;
Ding: (surprised) Bluff!
A: Hurry around and click;
B: See if there is a way out;
C: Joke riddles are really good;
Ding: (thumbs up) Serve!
A: There's a good joke;
B: I promise to laugh when I hear it;
C: Compile into a three-and-a-half sentence;
B: The four of us use it for a show;
C: A show at the party;
Ding: It's a mission!
A: It is said that a certain woman is ugly;
B: It has grown to thirty-nine;
C: I haven't been able to get married;
Ding: Worry! A: I heard that a certain place abducted people;
B: Sold as a wife to a ravine;
C: It's nice to think about ugly girls;
Ding: Let's go! A: As soon as I left, I was targeted;
B: The ugly woman was hooded;
C: Grab into the car and start the car;
Ding: Let's go! A: The car stops halfway;
B: The traffickers were stunned when they saw it;
C: Who wants such an ugly woman;
Ding: U-turn! A: The car goes back to the old place;
B: The ugly girl refuses to go;
C: Willing to be sold as a wife;
Ding: Rare. A: The traffickers are worried this time;
B: I don't know how to drive her away;
C: Suddenly there was a roar;
Ding: Stay behind, let's go!
A, B, C: (Wangding) Huh?! (ENDS).
Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.
Campus sketches. Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.
Scene: Classroom.
Three: Say it.
League Secretary: Do you listen?
Three: Listen!
Youth League Secretary: Really listen?
Three: Really!
Youth League Secretary: Sure?
Three: Sure.
Youth League Secretary: No repentance?
Three: No remorse.
Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?
Three: Do you want to talk about it?
League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to pick up and say?
Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!
The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!
The three fainted again.
League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Change it well, and boycott Japanese goods!
Xiaoling: What a mess this is!
League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?
Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!
Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?
Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!
League secretary: You can't sleep after class?
Xiaoling: I sleep after class!
Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?
Xiaoling: What do you do at night?
League Secretary: Sleep!
Xiaoling: We have the same habits!
League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?
Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!
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