Tell me about how stupid the you ve seen are?

When I was in my first year of high school, the teacher gave each of them a "family registration form". Let everyone write their names, parents' names, addresses, household appliances, etc. Everyone's household appliances are written in the family**, and only one buddy writes "refrigerator, color TV, washing machine." ”

In order to prevent theft, I set a password for the credit card that is so complicated that I can't remember it, and then write the password on the back of the card, and then the wallet is stolen, and the card is easily withdrawn by the thief.

On the day of the report, I went to Class 14 and handed in my ID card and everything, and I found out that I had made a mistake, and the point is, their homeroom teacher was our math teacher for a while

Hiding money in shoes? A violent beating and a lifetime of inability to trust and understand, his humiliation is only because of the trivial matter of hiding money, lifelong coolie without parole, he has a mind and does not use it in the right place, I have to invest in myself to enjoy how much I enjoy, one day I will not regret investing in myself at every turn to invest all kinds of extravagance and waste.

In the past, our school was called Jiaomen Middle School, but it was later merged by the key middle school and renamed the 18th Middle School Branch, and the students began to slowly accept that they were students of the 18th Middle School. Later, in the final exam of that year, the Chinese composition topic in the second year of junior high school was: I learned from When I was invigilating the Chinese at that time, I watched my physics class representative write such a topic:

I learned from Jiaomen to the 18th Middle School.

Everyone knows the stove, when the fire is lit, there is an iron rod in it to be responsible for stirring the fire, he is bored with a red-hot iron rod to poke the ground, barefoot.

One day there was a cosmetics promoter in the dormitory, and those cosmetics were also knockoffs, and the two hit it off at first sight. Probably recalling all the things back then, the silly aunt bought a full set and insisted on rubbing it every day, but there were more and more acne.

Firecrackers were set off in the New Year, people's haystacks were lit, and new cotton jackets were taken to fight the fire, and they were burned, and they were beaten to death.

Fishing, I couldn't catch it, the line broke, and I took the hook and hooked it on my eyelids, and it is said that my eyelids turned over.

Wrapped in a plastic bag on a stick, lit up and ran around, dripping all the way, and the house overgrown with creepers was burned over again.

When you go to the bookstore to buy a book, you leave behind what you have brought with you, and when you go back to look for it, you leave behind another item that you are holding.

笨 (bèn), clumsy, bulky, stupid, stupid.

blunt (dùn), dull, dull, blunt, blunt, blunt, dull

語 (tán), to talk, to talk, to negotiate, to talk, to talk, to talk,

Pigeon (gē), pigeon, pigeon's nest, pigeon chaxiao, pigeon egg, pigeon cage, pigeon food.

Hao (háo), Haojie, luxury, luxury gifts, wealthy, mansions, Haoshuang, Haomai, Chundan Haofang, Haoqing, Haoqing, Haojue.

末 (mò), the end of the day, the end of the world, the end, the end of the road, the end of the end, the end of the position, the end of the law.

描 (miáo), to describe, to describe, to describe, to stroke, to trace, to trace, to trace the eyebrows.

tunnel (suì), tunnel, tunnel.

态 (tài), attitude, posture, demeanor.

tonnage (dūn), tonnage, tonnage, tonnage.

Cranial (lú), skull, skull, cranial cavity, cranial brain.

Expansion (péng), expansion, puffing, swelling, puffing.

Limb (zhī), limbs, limbs, dismemberment.

wing (yì), wings, wings, like a tiger adding wings.

辟 (pì), refute rumors, open the valley, open the world.

辟 (bì), to ward off evil spirits, to ward off fire. Admiration.