Who has created their own short essay How to create a sketch?

a;I'm ** going to bring you a "100% Love Whereabouts".

B: What is 100% love, isn't it precocious?

C: Friend, you don't understand, this is not like the history of love in the 80s.

D: What are the students of the 21st Century School pursuing? ,,Isn't it just that you have a specialty.,And then the grades are ok,,, fall in love a day earlier.。 What are you still chasing?

B: Haha, now I hope the teacher doesn't control too strictly. Hey hey d: Strict is love for you, if you don't love you, how can you be strict with you. You have to understand the good intentions of the teachers.

A: Ah, I see, then our 100% love whereabouts have turned to the relationship between the teacher and the classmates, C: Thank you for listening, let's continue after class, ha.

D: Hey. b:ok

There is a non-selling product, an absolute boutique!

Sketch features:

1. Short and concise, with a simple plot. This is the most basic difference between a sketch and other works of art and artistic expression. The sketch belongs to "cultural fast food", which is a beautiful "side dish", not some hot pot stew.

2. Humorous and funny. Sketch is the art of "laughing". Most of the good sketches have enough jokes to make people feel inspired and instructive in the laughter.

3. Elegant and vulgar appreciation, with a wide range of themes. The small themes and events reflected in the sketches originate from the grassroots and the common people. The warmth and coldness of the world and the various appearances of the world are the objects of sketch description, which can be sublimated artistically through the form of sketches and performed on the stage.

4. Close to life, novel angle, concise language, and strong appeal, which are the basic requirements for sketch creation. Only works that are close to life can be liked by the masses and easily accepted. Derived from life, higher than life, moderately exaggerated, typical examples, this is the essence of a successful sketch.

5. The disadvantages of acupuncture are philosophical. Through superficial phenomena, satirize some unreasonable things, reveal certain philosophies, and entertain and educate. This is not only the original intention of the sketch, but also the further demand of the masses of the people for it.

Sketch creation: 1. Go deep into life, get close to life, experience life, and find inspiration from life. It is necessary to use an artistic eye to discover and excavate the subject matter.

2. The subject matter should be small rather than big, and it should be "big and small", not "small and big".

Do not be all-encompassing, engage in "tall and comprehensive", it is best to reflect only one thing, or only one side of one thing. Themes with rich connotations and full reasoning are TV series or long-form **, don't mix them up.

3. There should be jokes and "baggage", the language should be vivid, humorous, and witty, and don't talk with a face. The most valuable thing about the sketch is the vivid and interesting language and the witty words. Use all kinds of rhetorical devices skillfully, and avoid flat and straightforward narratives.

4. Don't write the sketch as cross talk or a small drama, but highlight the characteristics of the sketch. Some sketch writers have good intentions and good intentions, and they always want to write sketches that are very thoughtful and educational for people. But the performance is counterproductive because they don't really distinguish between drama and sketch.

Personally, I think that it is important to grasp the characteristics of the characters in the script, find the "baggage" from the characteristics of the characters and amplify them.

Hope it helps.

One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”

Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”

The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”

Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”

Student: "It's a bad day. ”

Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”

Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”

Teacher: "Young. ”

Student: "Old. ”

Teacher: "Stand." ”

Student: "Lie down." ”

Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”

Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar." ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”

Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”

Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”

Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”

Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”

Teacher: "You are stupid. ”

Student: "We're smart. ”

Teacher: "Stop! ”

Student: "Go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”

Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”

Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”

Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”

Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”

Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”

Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”

Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”

Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”

After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the book in his arms.

Open your heart! Let sincere friendship fill your beautiful heart.

Super short under 100 words.

Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.

Campus sketches. Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.

Scene: Classroom.

Three: Say it.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three: Listen!

Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

Three: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure?

Three: Sure.

Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Three: No remorse.

Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Three: Do you want to talk about it?

League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?

Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!

Xiaoling: What a mess this is!

League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!

League secretary: You can't sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!

Youth League Secretary: What about studying?

Xiaoling: I would like to ask this question too!

League Secretary: Classmates! Please have the right attitude! Why do you sleep all day long?

Xiaoling: Yes!

League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?

Xiaoling fainted. Ai: Hahaha!

League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?

Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game? Just have fun in your spare time! I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious!

Xiao Wu: Haha, you're hanging again!

League secretary: And you Xiaowu!

Xiao Wu: Yes! Youth League Secretary: Look at your day, in addition to dating girls, drinking tea and walking, is it worth it for you to soak in this achievement?

Xiao Wu: Yes! The future is bright! --No beautiful girls!

Youth League Secretary: The future is not bright, there is no light!

Students, classmates, comrades, the same

Three: Just say it!

League Secretary: Same as what!

Three people fainted. Youth League Secretary: Burn our youth!

Xiaoling: No matches!

Youth League Secretary: Work hard!

Xiao Ai: No strength!

League Secretary: Abandon your bad habits!

Xiao Wu: It doesn't abandon me!

League secretary: Come on, let's work together!

The three of them lay down: Alas!

League Secretary: Cheer up, hurry up, let's go

The bell rings for the end of class. League Secretary: Let's eat!

Three: Yay! Youth League Secretary: How can you do this? Are you worthy of the party, the country, the people, and your mother? Are you worthy of --- me?

Xiao Ai Ruo felt: Mom!

League Secretary: Hey!

Xiao Ai: Take advantage of me!

League Secretary: It was a pure accident!

Naughty teachers and students.

Teacher: Class.

Squad Leader: Stand up.

Student: Hello teacher.

Teacher: Hello students, please sit down, do you remember what we learned in the last class?

Student: Antonym.

Teacher: Shall we review it again?

Student: Okay. Teacher: I said long.

Student: We say short.

Teacher: I said false.

Student: We say true.

Teacher: I said slowly.

Student: We say hurry.

Teacher: I said "Energetic".

Student: We say lifeless.

Teacher: I said that thrift is glorious.

Student: We say it's shameful to be extravagant.

Teacher: Let's start a new lesson.

Student: (deliberately raising his voice) Can't take a new class right now.

Teacher: (a little annoyed) I don't say antonyms anymore.

Student: (deliberately teasing) We said we had to talk about antonyms.

Teacher: (angry) I told you to stop.

Student: (winning) We don't stop.

Teacher: (crashes) Stop.

Student: (naughty) Non-stop.

Teacher: I told you to stop talking.

Student: We have one more to say.

Teacher: Do you want to talk about the end of class?

Student: Aren't we going to talk about the end of class?

Teacher: (extremely sad) Oh my God, do you still want me to go to class?

Student: (Victorious) I don't want you to go to class.

Teacher: (speechless) Okay, I'm leaving.

Student: Teacher bye bye (Student A: Yay).

Teacher: (Suddenly remembers) Well, there you go on.

Student: (unfooled) Let's not talk about it.

Teacher: The class leader doesn't have to start and the students don't have to read together.

Squad Leader: I should get started.

Student: We should read together, too.

Teacher: (nods) Hmm.

Squad leader: From "Shepherd Boy".

Student: Tang Luyan, "Shepherd Boy".

The grass is spread across the field for six or seven miles, and the flute makes three or four sounds of the evening breeze.

After returning to eat and dusk, he did not take off his clothes and lay down in the moonlight.

Teacher: (smirks to himself) Hehe, I don't believe I can't cure you.

The bell rings at the end of class).

Teacher: (happily) Class.

Squad Leader: Stand up.

Student: Teacher rests (Student A: Really tall).

Teacher: The study committee members will take the notebook.

Student: (Fighting back) Don't accept the notebook from the study committee.

Teacher: Ah, I fainted (fainted on purpose).

Student: (stunned, anxiously regretful) Teacher, wake up, wake up, let's joke with you, Student B: Don't make noise, don't make noise, send it to the veterinarian station quickly.

Teacher: (jumping) What? Boy, can a person be sent to the vet station?

Teacher: I don't listen well in class, naughty ghost.

Student: (Obedient) Teacher, We're not naughty anymore.

I made it up.

Three good boys. A: Alas, yesterday the school selected the three good boys, but I didn't choose them.

B: Alas! Don't be discouraged, buddy. Don't you see this, I didn't choose either?

A: Just your virtue! Can you also choose a good boy? I think it's almost as good as you to be the three bad boys!

B: Alas, buddy, I'm just a good boy at best.

A: Which two are better?

B: Delicious! Good sleep!

A: ......B: What, dissatisfied? As the saying goes: if you are not convinced, you can cry! (dialects).

A: Alas, brother, I'm not kidding you, I almost chose it yesterday, but the day before yesterday, I saw an old woman crossing the street, and I wanted to help her, and I helped her across the road, and she struggled hard, and after crossing the road, she said something.

B: Thank you? A: No, it's like, "You little bunny!" What are you pulling me across the street? Do I have a grudge against you? No, it's going to be over again! ”

B: Huh? A: That's right! That's when I realized she had crossed the street and looked at what had fallen! her, she came to school to sue me yesterday!

B: Even if she didn't come to sue you, no one would have chosen you!

A: I said to them, "If any of you choose me, I'll help him with his homework." "They all chose me. But luckily, yesterday I pretended to be sick and didn't give them homework.

B: Students, this is the most 2b trick, don't learn it!

A: Die! Yes!!! They're coming for me! Come on!

B: Dude! I can't save you this time!

A: Help!!