I want to find a bad joke, I want a bad joke

What did Huo Yuanjia become after that? Salesperson A. 2.

Xiao Ming's girlfriend said to Xiao Ming: "I dreamed last night that you became a sailor, will you leave me, I'm so scared." Xiao Ming said

No, dreams are reversed. So Xiao Ming turned into ham. 3.

Stand up, Pikachu! Good! Pickup soldiers!

Run, Pikachu! Good! Pickup pong pong!

4.The little dinosaur was scolded by his mother. Because the dinosaur mother found out that the little dinosaur was watching the Jackie Chan movie 5

One day, I went to a rice noodle shop and asked for rice noodles. Looking at the menu, the rice noodles are 4 yuan, and the bridge rice noodles are 10 yuan. So I asked the boss:

Why is your cross-bridge rice noodles 6 yuan more expensive than ordinary rice noodles? The boss said, "The bridge fee is 6 yuan."

6.Last night I realized the true meaning of everyone being drunk and waking up alone......So I paid for the meal, and I paid for the taxi. 7.

You've been watching me for 3 hours, why don't you try fishing yourself? The angler said to the onlookers. "I don't have patience.

8.Prove in one sentence that you have read the four famous books. "My brother saved me, the military advisor saved me, my sister saved me, and Wukong saved me.

9."Did you ever get into a fight at school? "It must have been beaten.

So, did you lose someone's money? "What do you mean, beaten.

1. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me: 60 years of hardship, there is no food to eat, and the nose poogers that are picked out are never thrown away.

Second, there was a rich man looking for a servant, and the topic of the interview was to go to the toilet, and the first few came out without washing their hands after going to school, so the rich man sent them away and only one washed his hands, so the rich man left him. But one day, the rich man found that he had come out without washing his hands, and the rich man asked him why? The servant replied

I brought a paper today.

3. Some people like the dish of "spicy vermicelli pot" very much. Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish was sold out.

Is it really sold out?" he asked disappointed. Sir, it's really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at the table.

The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a very decent gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman's meal has been almost eaten, but the "spicy vermicelli pot" is still full.

The man felt that the gentleman was wasting delicious food, so he walked up to the gentleman, pointed to the "spicy vermicelli pot", and asked politely, "Sir, do you want this?" The gentleman shook his head graciously.

So the man sat down at once, picked up the spoon, and devoured it. After a while, he found a small mouse lying at the bottom of the casserole, but with all its fur grown. In a wave of nausea, the man vomited all the vermicelli he had eaten back into the casserole.

When he was tossing his stomach there, the gentleman looked at him with sympathy and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it ...... like that I did just now?"”

Fourth, on this day, the hotel owner was patrolling the lobby. A beggar stepped forward and said, "Can the boss give me a toothpick?"

The boss gave him one and sent him away. After a while, another beggar came to ask for a toothpick. The boss thought to himself, why doesn't this beggar want a toothpick instead of food?

He was also sent away, not too old, and another beggar came. The boss said to him, "Are you here to ask for a toothpick too?" The beggar said:

One person threw up, but I was a step too late, and the two beggars in front of me had eaten everything I could, and now only soup remained. Can you give me a straw?

5. One day, the eldest and second went to the theater to watch a play, and saw the two arguing about the development of the plot halfway through, and made a bet about it. The boss pointed to the row of spittoons in front of him and said, "The loser should take a sip of what is there." Unfortunately, the boss lost, so the boss frowned and took a sip.

The two then gambled on the plot below, this time, the second child lost only to see the second child pick up a spittoon, and drank fifteen gulps in a row. The boss was shocked, and the admirer threw himself to the ground, and said to the second child, "You are so amazing, you can actually drink fifteen gulps in a row!" The second child shook his head, "It's not that I want to drink, the phlegm in that spittoon is too thick, and I really keep biting!" ”

There is a saying in the world that allows you to reap the benefits without much effort......That is: I know the truth of the matter!

After hearing this, the child ran to his father and said, "I know the truth of the matter!"

The father panicked, stuffed the child with 100 yuan, and said: Don't tell Mom! The child who took it to buy food ran to his mother and said, "I know the truth of the matter!"

The mother also panicked, stuffed the child with 200 yuan, and said: Don't tell Dad! When the boy who had gone to buy food saw that this was so useful, he ran to the door.

Meet the postman. I'm glad to say: I know the truth of the matter!

The postman burst into tears. Hold the child into his arms: Come, daddy hug!

Xiao Wang is a college student, and he has been looking for a job for more than a month since he graduated, which makes him have a headache. On this day, I was looking for a job on the Internet in the house, and suddenly my little nephew ran in and asked him to go out with him. I just heard my little nephew tell him, uncle, then you go and do it.

1 I thought about it for a while, forget it, I don't want to live ......

2 My father's flowers died, and the birds died, and the fish died, but I was glad that I was alive.

3 A sheep sings, and skewers thy heart, and mine, and skewers of mutton.

There was a primary school teacher who handed out the exam papers and shouted many times [Lin Dan Da, Lin Dan Da], but no children came to collect the exam papers.

At the end, if any child has not received the exam paper, please come to the front.

I saw a little boy walking up to the teacher very aggrieved {Teacher, my name is [Lin Danda], my name is [Chu Zhongtian]}.

One day, Xiao Ming asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a stupid child?" ”

Xiao Ming paid the tuition fee and signed up for the hide-and-seek club. After paying the tuition, the president couldn't find him.

The diver had a difficult move, he did a triple twist followed by a front flip and a half followed by a back flip for a month.

Once upon a time there was a **, and he hung up.

In a certain food show, two beautiful hosts drank tea at an old man's house, a very expensive tea. The host asked, is there any use for this tea? The old man said that it is good for both men and women.

The moderator asked again, what are the benefits? The old man said calmly, quenching his thirst.

Three people are trapped on an isolated island, God appears and gives each of them a chance to fulfill their wishes, the first one wants to go to Las Vegas and win 100w dollars, and his wish comes true immediately; The second wanted a beautiful woman to go on vacation to Bali with him, and his wish came true; To the third person, what do you think he wants? (The answer is later).

The third man said he was too lonely, and with a bang, the two people in front came back.

Q: Which two kinds of fruit have a mobile phone? Answer: Turnip greens, each has its own love!