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Anonymous users2024-02-111.A male deer, it walks and walks, and it goes faster and faster, and finally it becomes a highway (deer)!!
2.Two tomatoes crossed the street, a car sped by, one of them dodged and was flattened, and the other tomato pointed to the flattened tomato and laughed: Dig hahaha, ketchup....
3.The big bad wolf said, "I'm going to eat you!! Guess what's wrong?
As a result, the big bad wolf ate the lamb.
4.The stone and the rice cake fought, and the stone flew up and kicked the rice cake into the ......... of the seaOnce upon a time, there was a couple of lovers who made a private promise for life, but the boy needed to serve in the military, so he made a vow with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl three years later, and when the time comes, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Finally, 3 years have passed, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she has not been able to wait, she is too sad, desperate she threw the diamond ring into the sea, and left the country.
However, the boy has actually been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the date location, so it became a regret forever. The boy is heartbroken....After a few years, the boy went out fishing, guess what he caught?
Rice cake! 5.Whether the dumplings are boys or girls.
Answer Guy Because dumplings have foreskin.
6.There was a duck named Xiao Huang, and one day he was hit by a car, and he screamed: "Quack! Since then, he has become a gherkin!
7.The matchstick suddenly felt that his head was very itchy, so he reached out to scratch it, and burned himself to death by scratching it....
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Anonymous users2024-02-101, a wicked boyfriend drunkard. I had a quarrel a few days ago, and I cheated on drinking everywhere under the pretext of breaking up with me. When I met someone, I broke up with my girlfriend, I was so sad, and invited me to a bar.
2. A couple of men and women always like to chat together, and that day they saw a report on TV that a person had won the jackpot, and the woman asked the man: "If you win the lottery, will you tell me?" ”
M: "No."
The woman was unhappy and said, "What, I'm afraid I'll rob you of your money." ”
Man: "No, I'm afraid you're going to pursue me...
3. A young man went on a blind date, and the matchmaker told him: "Be humble when you meet for the first time, don't embarrass the girl." ”
After the men and women met, they had a good impression of each other, and the girl asked: "How can you be willing to go on a blind date with me if you have such good conditions?" ”
The young man immediately said modestly: "**, how can a good girl like me take a fancy to me?" ”
4. Female: I already have a boyfriend.
M: I don't mind, I still like you.
M: I already have a girlfriend.
F: I don't mind, I still like you.
Sunday, March 5 Sunny.
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