A brain teaser about a couple s suicide

Because he opened the cap of the bottle and found that there was a giveaway, and he came back to eat another bottle.

I ask you, is it the blue crab that runs fast or the red crab runs fast.

Blue crab. Why.

Because the red crab is already cooked.

Oops, why do you always see lightning before you hear thunder?

Because the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound.

Wrong, because the eyes are in the front and the ears are in the back.

Oh. A rooster and a hen guess three words.

Two chickens. Ah.

How hunchbacked people sleep.

Put down the camel and sleep.

No, I sleep with my eyes closed.

Ah. Headache with wooden stick or headache with iron rod.

Neither of them hurts, but my head hurts the most.

Ah. The black chicken is still the white chicken. White chicken. Wrong.

Why. Because black chickens can lay white eggs.

White chickens are not allowed to lay black eggs.

Ah. Be calm, be calm, be calm.

I ask you, a couple is going to commit suicide, before committing suicide spent all the money leaving only a bottle of money to buy poison, only to find out after buying it back that the bottle of poison is not enough for two people to eat, one person has to eat all of them to die, but both of them died, why, why.

Because he opened the cap of the bottle and found that there was a giveaway, and then he came back to eat another bottle, hahaha.

Ha, what are you going to drink if I lose.

yes, what to do, then you drink.

It's gone, what to drink.

This game is over, and you're gone.

Hehe, this is fun, I guess they bought a bottle of poison, and then one drank the poison and was poisoned, and the other saved the poisoned one and ate it, and then they all died of poisoning.

When I opened the bottle, I saw that the cap read: Another bottle.

When I opened the cap, I found the words "One more bottle".

Top that,,Another bottle of ,,It's funny to die.。

When I opened it, I found that I had won the lottery and won another bottle

One fed the other, one died, the other was shut up by the court gun, and then it was martyred, haha.

After opening it, I found that there was a giveaway. I've seen this question!

After opening it, I found that I won the lottery and gave one more bottle.

There is a bus to the deep mountain rolling bridge, on the way, a couple got off, the bus continued to drive forward, at this time, rolled down from the mountain a boulder, Da Meng just smashed on the bus, no one on the car survived, the couple also saw this scene, and then said, if the two of them don't get off the car, it would be good...

Excuse me, why do couples say that...

Because the man didn't really love her anymore... Aha, @@

What can I do after I get married?

Answer: Divorce. You think crooked!

One day two people fell into a trap together, and the dead man was called the dead man, and the living man was called.

Answer: Call for help.

None of these are a bit funny.

I'll send you one.

Q: A husband and wife have a 1-year-old son and a 3-year-old daughter, but the husband sleeps with someone else's wife every day, and the wife sleeps with someone else's husband every day, and they are still at home, and the husband and wife have a good relationship, why???

Answer: Someone else's wife (daughter)...

Someone else's husband (son).

This shouldn't be a bad ......—#

1."You".

The answer is that you are in my heart.

2.I'm dancing you hotly.

The answer is I love you

To add, who is Mi's brother? Answer: Oil (peanut oil).

Who is Mi Ma's rival? Answer: Cat (Mouse falls in love with cat).

Let's have a classic confession.

You: "The answer is that you are in my heart."

Spartan 800 warriors only 300 left in the end, why?

A: 500 went to sing.

Liang Shanbo and Zhuyintai's:

What happened to Liang Shanbo and Zhuyintai after they became butterflies?

Answer: Gave birth to a whole bunch of caterpillars.

What happened to Sambo and the soundstage after they turned into butterflies?

Answer: Fly in the air!

What people grow old overnight.

Answer: The bride becomes a wife when she gets married.

Why does Guanyin sit in the middle of the golden boy and girl?

thought Guanyin was afraid that they would fall in love.

Who was Juliet before Romeo met him?

Answer: Nothing.

The electric fan is spinning and turning, and there is neither a fault nor a power outage, so why does it suddenly stop and not spin?

Answer: Because it's dizzy.

This is my own original joke.

Who is Mi's mom? Answer: Rice's mother is a flower (peanut).

The seahorse is a dioecious animal.

The kind of tooth extraction and the rough kind.

In the above situation, considering the feelings between couples, there is no need for a particularly serious brain teaser, and it is still necessary to communicate improperly.