Who has little jokes, especially funny

Tang Seng and the four of them took a plane to travel, and the plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes So, Tang Seng said, everyone come to answer the question, and jump down if you can't answer Tang Seng: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky? Goku:

A Tang Seng: Okay, give you a handful Tang Seng: Sha Seng, how many moons are there in the sky?

Sha Seng: A Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful of Bajie on the side is so happy, such a simple question Tang Seng:

Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky? Bajie jumped off Not long after, the four of them took a plane to travel again Crashed on the way, there were still only three parachutes They continued to ask questions Tang Seng: Wukong, when was the People's Republic of China founded?

Wukong: Nian Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful Tang Seng:

Sha Seng, how many people died in the War of Reform and Opening-up? Sha Seng: 10,000 Tang Seng:

Okay, I'll give you a handful Tang Seng: Bajie, what is the name of the ten thousand people? .

Bajie had to jump down again The third time, the four of them took a plane to travel again, and there was an accident on the way At this time, Bajie said: Master, you don't have to ask, I will jump by myself Then I jumped Tang Seng joined his hands: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time.

1. In the congratulatory message of the unit, a leader said: "I wish you all a happy .......""Hold it, no more words. 2 Once I helped the boss book a hotel, and wanted to ask people if there were any free Internet services or the like, but I couldn't think of how to say good, so I asked the other party:

Excuse me, do you have any special services here? Other: "What?"

Special services?? We are a regular hotel! 3 The fourth child in the dormitory got out of bed and looked for slippers for a long time, no, and asked everyone:

Why did my slippers** go? 4 Our general manager's surname is Zhou, once he called, I was driving, and I opened my mouth nervously and said:"***……"5 My parents quarreled, and my father said angrily:

I'll get you out of here! 6 When I was playing basketball in high school, after winning the ball, I passed it to selflessly, and scored an easy goal After a while, I got the ball, and shouted loudly to pass the ball to him, but I threw the ball myself, and as a result, I shouted angrily: I was really blind ...... just nowThe audience laughed 7 I have the impression that the class leader in elementary school was extremely serious, and in a self-study class, the classroom was full of people, and after maintaining order several times, the class leader finally couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and slapped the table and roared:

Whoever makes any more noise, break his mouth! The whole class was silent 8 just went to college, military training, the company commander didn't know that it was the accent of **, and shouted the password - "Drill to the left!" "Drill to the right!

9 In the second year of high school, our Chinese teacher was an old teacher who had just been transferred from Nanchang to Beijing, and his accent was very strong His son leaned on the architecture department of Tsinghua University, which was also the purpose of his coming to Beijing, he was especially proud of his son, and always talked to us about his son, and every time he said this, "Even (I) moth (son) is from the toad (architecture) department of Frog (Tsinghua) University" 10 Just after more than 10 minutes of class, I raised my hand at the same table and said: "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet." The English teacher was very upset and said:

How old are you and still go to the toilet?

Chubby's father wouldn't let him have pets, so Chubby said to his father, "Dad, if I can teach them to speak, you can keep them." Dad thought it was impossible, so he agreed.

A week later, Chubby said to his father, "I taught them to speak." "Dad didn't believe it.

Chubby knocked on the puppy's head: "What's my favorite snack brand?" ”

Puppy: "Wang, Wang!" ”

Chubby touched the kitten: "People go to worship God? ”

Kitten: "Temple." ”

Chubby picked up the frog: "What should I do if Dad's beard grows?" ”

Frog: "Scrape, scrape!" ”

The giraffe married the monkey, and a year later the giraffe filed for divorce: I don't want to live this up and down anymore! The monkey was furious: Leave or leave! Who has ever seen a kiss and have to climb a tree!

1. Yesterday I dreamed that God said that it could fulfill one of my wishes, I took out the globe and said that I wanted world peace, he said it was too difficult to change it, I took out your ** and said that I wanted this person to be beautiful, he pondered for a while and said that I will take a look at the globe.

2. A woman is ugly, can't get married, and hopes to be trafficked. finally made his dream come true, but he couldn't sell it for half a month. The kidnappers sent it back, she resolutely did not get out of the car, and the kidnappers gritted their teeth and stomped their feet: go, the car is gone.

Years ago, Dad hugged you and waited for the car, and everyone laughed at the child's ugly looks, and Dad cried. An old man selling bananas patted his father and said, "Big brother, don't cry, take a banana and give it to the monkey to eat!" It's pitiful, the hungry are hairless. ”

4. On the plane, a parrot said to the flight attendant: "Give me a glass of water", and the pig also learned from the parrot and said to the flight attendant: "Give me a glass of water", the flight attendant was furious and threw the parrot and the pig off the plane. Then the parrot said to the pig, "Be stupid, you can fly." ”

5. There was an old farmer hoeing in the field, and a crow flew by, pulled shit and fell on the old farmer's face, and the old farmer raised his head and scolded: "Rely on your mother!" I don't know how to wear a pair of pants when I go out! The raven said, "Damn! You're and wearing pants! ”