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It's really funny. When I went to the water room to wash my face, I saw a buddy struggling against a basin of clothes, rubbing it so hard that he was sweating profusely.

By the time I had washed up and was about to leave, I found that he had moved to another basin, rubbing it hard.

At that time, I idolized him, and I thought, "Washing two basins of clothes at once, it's ruthless enough!" ”

Just as he wanted to come forward and praise me, he said to me with a sad face: "I washed the wrong clothes just now..."The X train entered the tunnel, and it was dark, and only a kiss was heard, followed by a slap.

When the train came out of the tunnel, none of the four people who knew each other squeaked, only the eyes of the man were blue.

The old lady thought to herself, "The little girl is beautiful and beautiful." ”

The girl thought to herself, "It's strange, a man would rather kiss the old lady than me." ”

Man A thought: "Man B is so cunning, stealing the girl's mouth, but I was beaten!" ”

Man B thought, "I kissed the back of my hand and slapped A again, and no one noticed." ”

One day he was drunk driving, flipped over, and fell headlong on the side of the road.

Rushed to: **A: What a serious car accident.

B: yes, my head hit the back.

A: Well, and breathing, let's help him turn his head back.

B: Okay, it's going to turn back.

A: Huh? Didn't breathe.

A college student went to the doctor, and the doctor examined and said, "It's okay, just inject a needle." The doctor rubbed a cotton wool on the student's arm, repeating this three or four times.

Thinking that he was seriously ill, the student worriedly asked, "Doctor, is the problem serious?" The doctor said seriously

Classmate, it's time for you to take a shower.

Yesterday at Wal-Mart, I suddenly had a stomach upset, and I rushed into the bathroom with patience, and as soon as I squatted down, it began to erupt earth-shattering, and the child next door cried, and her mother asked her what was wrong, and she said, it stinks

Fish farming is quite troublesome, and I have to change the water once a week, which I often forget. After that, I had to change the fish once a week.

I have a bad joke here:

Any idea why a girl is described as a train?

Because its sound is clang, clang.

That is, shopping and eating, shopping and eating!

I remember when I took the geography test in my freshman year of high school, the whole class failed the test, and the geography teacher was furious: "The 40 points given for filling in the blanks in vain, someone actually scored 10 points and 20 points?" All of them who scored 10 to 20 points stood up for me and copied the paper ten times!

At this time, the tablemate sighed: "It's so dangerous, I'm 21 points." When I was rejoicing, a buddy behind me also sighed faintly:

I'm so dangerous, I'm 9."

"Fellow, open the door. Fellow villagers, we check the water meter, and the community sends warmth. Fellow, don't worry, we are organized and disciplined, and we will never take a stitch from the people.

Fellow, open the door quickly, if you don't open the door again, we're going to shoot... Fellow, you finally open the door, brothers, except for the needle and thread. ”