-
Anonymous users2024-02-12Today, the two boys of the school were fighting at the school gate, and the fight was so hot that no one dared to step forward and pull it away. After a while, I don't know whose phone flew out, and after a while, I don't know whose money flew out. At this time, a buddy came and said:
It's a real cow, and it's ...... to explode equipment and gold coins
-
Anonymous users2024-02-11Today, my colleague came back from his honeymoon We asked everything Someone asked a sentence before in the unit I didn't see how you got better As a result, another big brother came and said: It's been a long time to be in love" The office was quiet.
You know.
-
Anonymous users2024-02-10This evening, my mother and I went for a walk on the street, passing by a haberdashery store, next to the store there was a small blackboard densely written: balloons, pencils, homework books, sugar, biscuits and other goods. Suddenly I noticed a typo on it, it turned out that the salesperson had written the "socks" of the socks as the "sister" of the younger sister.
When we saw it, we couldn't help but laugh and say, "The salesman is so careless!" Just then, a little boy noticed the problem and asked his mother:
Is the boy sister's daddy's sister? 'Girl' is my mother's sister. But they are all human beings, how can they be sold?
When the little boy said this, everyone passing by burst into laughter. When the salesman heard this, he came over and looked at it, his face was flushed, and he hurriedly picked up the chalk and corrected the typo. Everyone walked away.
-
Anonymous users2024-02-09Here are some classic laughing dead sketches for your reference: "Taxi Driver": The taxi driver played by Guo Degang leads to a series of misunderstandings and funny plots because of a female passenger's words after receiving a female passenger.
Cross Talk Master": A cross talk sketch jointly performed by Guo Degang and Yu Qian, which tells the legendary story of a cross talk master, full of humor and funny elements. "Zhu Bajie Eats Watermelon":
When Zhu Bajie played by Zhao Benshan was eating watermelon, he caused a series of funny plots because he ate it too quickly. "Selling Abduction": The old man played by Xiao Shenyang met a young man when he was abducting, and the dialogue and interaction between the two were very funny.
Dog Bites Dog": A sketch performed by Xiao Shenyang and Yue Yunpeng, which tells the struggle and competition between two dogs, full of humor and funny elements. "Selling Roast Duck":
The owner of the roast duck seller played by Zhao Benshan met a customer when he was selling roast duck, and the dialogue and interaction between the two were very funny. "Selling Shoes": The shoe seller boss played by Xiao Na Ying Shenyang meets a customer while selling shoes, and the dialogue and interaction between the two is very funny.
Selling Sugar Gourd": The boss of selling sugar gourds played by Xiao Shenyang met a customer while selling sugar gourds, and the dialogue and interaction between the two were very funny. "Selling Roasted Sweet Potatoes":
The boss of the roasted sweet potato seller played by Xiao Shenyang meets a customer while selling roasted sweet potatoes, and the dialogue and interaction between the two is very funny. Zu Min Socks "Selling Tofu": The tofu selling boss played by Xiao Shenyang met a customer when he was selling tofu, and the dialogue and interaction between the two was very funny.
-
Anonymous users2024-02-081."The Song of Pikachu": Wangwang, Pikachu Wang, let's sing together!
2."I want to be a bottle": I want to be a bottle, fill it with all kinds of fine wine, and let people have fun!
3."The Moon Represents My Heart": The Moon Represents My Heart, Pass on My Love to You, and Your Heart Will Be Complete!
4."Journey to the West": Sun Wukong set off, passed through the western sky, went to see the Buddha, and adjusted the world!
5."Havoc in the Heavenly Palace": Guanyin Bodhisattva has fiery eyes and catches Sun Wukong in the palace, and the funny story happens!
6."Digging Gold": Digging for gold, digging for gold, digging until the whole family's wealth is rolling, and the day of joy and blossoming is coming!
7."Donald Duck on the Beach": Donald Duck swims fast, shuttles on the beach, eats shrimp on the beach, happy and lively!
8."Gourd Baby": The gourd baby stepped on the Qiqing vertical colorful fireworks, traveled all over the country, defeated the scorpion essence, and saved the family!
9."Seven Dwarfs": The seven dwarfs are in the cave, the miners work fast and well, the treasure guards are honest and reliable, and life is fast and happy!
10."Toy Shock": Toy Shock is brave and fearless, defeats the big devil, saves the world, and makes the world a better place with heroic actions!
Legend has it that famous scientists often played hide and seek together, and when it was Einstein's turn to catch him, he found that everyone else was hidden, only Newton was still standing there, and he caught him last time and said, "Ha, I caught you!" But Newton said: >>>More
Once upon a time, there was a landlord with a fat brain and a round melon, except for a few hairs on the back of his neck, like a puffed pig's urine. He is most taboo to say "light", "bald", "bright" and related words. Whoever comes to him as a long-term worker must first promise him not to commit these taboos against him: >>>More
When creating a file output stream object, add the std::ios::ate flag, and all the data is added to the end of the file when exporting. >>>More
What should you do if your best friend has a better friend and ignores you, and he doesn't listen to what you say? Personally, I think that if your best friend has a friend of the opposite sex, then this phenomenon is actually very normal, everyone will fall in love, and they will live with this person after they enter the marriage hall in the future. Will you feel even more lost then? >>>More
First, the saline type is equipped with a very dense sodium chloride solution. >>>More