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A classmate's wedding must have a scene of butterflies, and a box of butterflies is prepared. It turned out that it was too cold and the butterflies were all dead, and when the master of ceremonies said, "Let's let our hope fly", the bride and groom joined hands and threw a box of butterfly corpses.
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In the duet between the bride and groom, the groom forgot the words. The bride couldn't take it anymore, and scolded a pig's head into the microphone, the sound effect was wonderful, and the whole audience circled the beam for three seconds. I'm the pig's head.
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Attending the wedding of a friend's daughter, I was surprised to see what I could say in the language of the man's confession to the woman, but I still hope they are happy and happy forever!
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When I got married, I was originally married far away, and my father didn't want to go, embarrassed, just halfway through, please hug each other and cry with my father, and it was even more embarrassing that the power went out suddenly, and I was also drunk
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Our custom there is that before getting married, the child needs to sleep on the marriage bed, which is called a press bed. My cousin got married a few years ago, but my older cousin didn't have children when she got married, and another cousin younger than me just got married, so I completed the task ......of pressing the bed as a virgin as the only 28-year-old single dogIt's the first time I've had so many likes, I'm really flattered, thank you for your love, and now I'm married, but I'm already a glorious magician when I got married.
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As a teacher who was afraid of teachers since I was a child, I attended a wedding ...... that was particularly terrible for meMy best friend is getting married, because her father is a teacher, and he has changed schools, he is very popular, and he is a small county town, and the place where I can see that day is full of teachers from my elementary school, junior high school, high school, and ...... teachers who are in the same unit as my fatherThe table I sat at was full of teachers of my father's age. I put on my hat and lay on the table ......Hopefully no one recognizes me.
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My brother's wedding. Halfway through the wedding, the entire hotel suddenly had a power outage, and it was completely dark in an instant. That's embarrassing.
Thanks to the emcee, when we were in shock and before we could react, the emcee shouted loudly, please be quiet, take out your mobile phones, turn on the flash, and light up the two couples, and the wedding continued.
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When I attended a friend's wedding, it was in a small hotel banquet hall with no windows. After the bride threw the flowers, the lights went out in an instant, and as soon as the hall was in chaos, some of the boys began to be dishonest.
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One, a broken trouser belt, a slippery short.
I remember when my brother got married last year, in the summer, I wore shorts, and there are not so many ceremonies for country people to get married, so I only washed my face to show respect, but after I arrived at my brother's house, I went to the yard, and my trouser belt was loose, and I didn't like to wear underwear, so the whole thing was seen, I was the unresponsive type, I didn't care, I just casually lifted my pants up.
Everyone was involved in the laughter, including my sister-in-law with a red hijab, I didn't care, people! should be regarded as a cloud of smoke, and the incident just now is a cloud of smoke.
Two, on the day of the wedding, I picked up my sister-in-law by car.
It's worth talking about this matter, because I thought it was funny at the time, that is, on the wedding day, many people couldn't find the bride, that is, my sister-in-law, why? Because I was picked up by car. But I didn't mean to, I was responding to everyone's call to go to the town to buy poker, but I didn't know that my sister-in-law was secretly wiping tears in the car, and I was used to driving my brother's car, so I got in the car and drove away.
Halfway to the road, I found that my sister-in-law was sitting in the back of the car, good guy, this is also to blame her, she didn't squeak, I found her from the rearview mirror by chance, I was also startled, why was she in the car? After all, I am no longer in my mother's family from now on, I feel uncomfortable, and on the day of the big day, I hid in the car and cried for a while, and I was taken away.
When I went back, everyone looked at me, I opened the back door of the car and helped my sister-in-law down, she still had tears in the corners of her eyes, haha, everyone looked at me and my sister-in-law curiously and in horror.
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Personally, I haven't gotten married yet, because I'm single in the womb, and I don't have a boyfriend until now, let alone get married. But my sister is married, and I've heard a lot of things from her after she got married. There are some things he said that I really feel very embarrassed to think about.
My sister and brother-in-law stayed at my mother-in-law's house after they got married, because my sister found out she was pregnant soon after she got married. Then my mother-in-law took into account that they were still young, especially my brother-in-law, who was not very good at taking care of people, and my sister had no experience in pregnancy, so she let them move back in, and then her mother-in-law took care of her. At that time, my sister was very moved when she heard it, and said that his mother-in-law was really nice and reasonable.
I was also very envious when I heard it, and I thought it was really nice to have such a mother-in-law.
But there are a lot of problems that come with it. The old people came from the poor era, so they don't have so many problems, and the young people of our generation are all pampered, and they all have more problems, that is, they pay more attention to it. My sister's father-in-law has a problem, that is, he doesn't like to close the door when he goes to the bathroom.
said that he felt insecure when he closed the door, and the old man said so, then you must not force it anymore, or it seems that you are very rude.
But it's really embarrassing, sometimes my sister can see the bathroom as soon as she comes out of the bedroom. Besides, the sound of going to the toilet is also very loud, and my sister feels embarrassed when she hears it. Then I didn't dare to go out of the bedroom casually, for fear of seeing something, so I kept living more restrained.
Later, I couldn't stand it anymore, and the two of them moved out anyway.
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After getting married, I encountered the most embarrassing things, in fact, there are many things, such as when I went out shopping with my other half, I actually met my ex-girlfriend, which made me feel quite embarrassed.
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I think the most embarrassing thing after getting married is to live with my parents during the holidays, and then it will be very inconvenient, that is, I can't do something at night, for fear of hearing movement.
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After getting married, the most embarrassing thing I encountered was taking a shower in the bathroom, the door was not closed, and the child broke in by mistake, and I really didn't know how to explain it to her at that time.
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The most embarrassing thing I encountered after getting married was my husband's relatives, and I often didn't know who was who, and I didn't know how to shout! Only one nodded and smiled, and it was a shame to think about it!
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It's after giving birth, I really don't understand anything, once I ate, I was really stupid enough to feed her a mouthful, but fortunately, my mother-in-law saw it, and stopped it, otherwise I would definitely get stuck in my throat.
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After getting married, my husband was busy with work all day, but he had very little time at home, and he didn't communicate much with me when he got home, so he lost the sweetness of love before marriage, and I was afraid of affecting the relationship between us, and I didn't know where to communicate with him.
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There are more relatives in my husband's family, and the more embarrassing thing is that every time I have a holiday dinner, I see that their uncles and aunts all look alike, I can't recognize them, and I have called them wrong a few times.
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When you encounter embarrassing things, you always feel embarrassed, especially at the wedding, when you encounter embarrassing things, you really can't help laughing, I don't know what embarrassing things you encountered at the wedding, take it out and share it.
The so-called Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, but the wedding night coincided with the arrival of the eldest aunt, and she was really speechless, really, and then there was no then, extremely embarrassing!
There are friends who got married, but the man led the way into the wrong hotel, there were more people who got married that day, and the five of us ate for more than half an hour at the wedding banquet at someone else's house, but the man's people called ** to find us to know that we went to the wrong hotel, haha had to go away in disgrace.
It was my husband's cousin getting married, because the woman's home was far away, so she lived in a hotel, but the next door where she lived was also a married bride, who came to pick up the bride, went to the next room, and there were a lot of red envelopes, and the bridesmaids were stunned after opening the door.
We have a custom to get married here, that is, you can go down after changing new shoes in the car, this time it is really my own appearance, when I got married, my husband gave me wedding shoes but couldn't wear them, I looked down and saw that I was really confused, and my left foot kicked my right foot, mentally retarded.
When my colleague got married, I went to help drive, all of them were A6, but the float was Paramela, a total of nine cars got on the highway, but when I arrived at the bride's house, I found that there were more and became 15.
These embarrassing things at the wedding really make us reimburse, I don't know if you have ever encountered such a wonderful and ridiculous thing?
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On the way to pick up the bride in the countryside, I had to set off firecrackers when I encountered a bridge halfway. The first car is the one who leads the way, and it is responsible for setting off firecrackers. I was sitting in the second car, which was the video truck.
The first car suddenly stopped leaving on the way, and I was still wondering, when I found that smoke came out of the whole car, and everyone got out of the car, and it turned out that the person in charge of setting off the firecrackers did not throw the lit firecrackers out of the car window, and the firecrackers exploded directly in the car. Fortunately, there were not many firecrackers, and they were extinguished after the explosion, and no one was injured, but it was a pity for the car, which was blown up in a mess, and what was even more distressing was that it was a new BMW that had not yet been licensed!
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When I got married, the customized wedding dress was a bandeau model, but it was very loose, and it kept falling, I said what to do, so the people around me said to take a shawl, I thought it was a good block, and I found a hairy shoulder for a while, I got married in June, and I actually wore a bandeau wedding dress with hairy shoulders. When it was time to drink, a good friend who had seen my husband before joked, "I thought you had a different wife." "The wedding was still very successful, in fact, I was not affected by these, maybe life is all kinds of imperfections, I gladly accept it.
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When I got married, a buddy encouraged me to drink, I asked him to drink with me, he said he didn't drink while driving, so I let him drink a large bottle of Sprite, he actually agreed, I blew a bottle of beer, he blew a bottle of Sprite, and the result was ......Ha ha.
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A friend of mine is married for the second time. On the day of the wedding, I didn't expect that one of the bridesmaids invited by the bride turned out to be an ex-girlfriend who loved each other deeply, but for some reason the two separated. When I went to the bride's house to pick up my relatives that day, I was quite calm when I saw my ex, and I have been deliberately avoiding eye contact with my ex.
Everything is unpredictable, I never expected that when the bride threw the bouquet, it was accidentally thrown into the hands of the ex, and the friend's face changed when he "brushed" it.
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On the night of my brother's wedding, my brother had the custom of bringing urinals to my brother and sister-in-law. I have a lot of brothers, I remember when I was a child, I was also caught once, and there must be a sentence to say when I send a new urinal to the newlywed room: take the basin this year, and hold my nephew next year.
As a result, I was blindfolded and said that I would hold my nephew this year and end the pot next year. It became a big local joke. I've been embarrassed for years, and now they have to toast me every time I talk about it!
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Once the bride was taken downstairs to the new house, and when she entered the elevator, she was still talking and laughing, thinking about the next step, but the elevator suddenly stopped. Everyone was confused, and hurriedly pressed the emergency button of the elevator, contacted the property, and called the family, anyway, they all tried, and in the end there was only one way - waiting. After half an hour, the elevator maintenance staff contacted by the property came at noon and released it to us.
This is purely a natural disaster, there is no way.
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I got married in my husband's rural hometown, and because I was a daughter-in-law from other places, I stayed in a hotel on the first day, and my mother-in-law helped me book the wedding dress and makeup in advance. The one who put me on makeup was an aunt in her forties, and her husband was in charge of the camera, so she put on makeup and provided wedding dresses, which was also a one-stop service. On the morning of the wedding, it took half an hour to put on makeup, and when I opened my eyes and looked in the mirror, I wanted to cry, I was at least a teenager old, the key was soil, those two eyebrows, wide and long, from the eyebrows to the tail of the eyebrows, were completely one strength.
I have no choice but to admit this situation.
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When the son's wedding banquet was greeted at the door of the hotel, a person who knew but did not know him went to the banquet and felt that this person was too polite (because the banquet was to congratulate him), and his usual friends should not spend this money. He went to the collection cabinet, the guests also came one after another, he was busy with his work, he was leaving, we didn't try our best to stay, the banquet has not opened yet, why is he leaving, his anxious face is red, very embarrassed to leave. Later, I learned that he had gone to the wrong hall for another wedding reception.
What I know is chemical engineering and technology, which is relatively unpopular, because basically no one chooses it, because the salary and so on are relatively low, but the required technology and qualifications are quite high.
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We make strings of incense, with a turnover of more than 10,000 a day, and friends who want to make strings of incense can provide technology and formulas! The profit margin of the string of incense is large, and the top croak of the taste is endless.
Two people will never abandon each other in the journey of life, have a common sense of responsibility for the family, have the attraction of each other's personality charm, are easy to fit in the heart, easy to resonate with communication, and can make each other trust without estrangement and suspicion, and regard each other as an inseparable and indispensable emotion in their lives. We are in the same boat through thick and thin, encourage each other, and die old without regrets!
Yasuo and skateboard shoes, what the hell is infinite displacement, why did my minions become my nightmare.