Who gave me short jokes? Give me a funny little joke

n boys caught smoking (classic!)

There are n boys who smoke and are told secrets, and the teacher calls them one by one to talk:

The first boy truthfully admitted that he was very k-one; When he returned to his dormitory, he said

Dude, I'll take it all by myself, don't recognize you when you go.

Scenario 1 Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke?

Boy A: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

Boy A naturally stretched out two fingers and took ......

Scenario 2 Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy B: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

Boy B carefully took the fries because he heard A's situation: Don't you get some ketchup?

Yi Yi accidentally got too much, so he immediately flicked it with two fingers———Teacher: Don't suck ??? I'm very skilled at flicking cigarette ash. Ask your parents to come and ......Scenario 3 Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy C: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck? Okay, let's have a french fries.

Boy C, who had the previous two examples, was very careful to finish his fries with sweat.

Teacher: Why don't you bring roots back to your classmates?

Boy C took the fries and put them on his ear ......

Scenario 4 Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy Ding: Don't suck.

Teacher: Very good. Eat a french fries.

The boy ate the fries in horror and put them in his jacket pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here.

The boy hurriedly took out the fries from his pocket and threw them on the ground, stomping on the ...... with his footScenario 5 Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Very good. Eat a french fries.

The boy had just held the fries, and the teacher said, "Don't you invite me to eat them?"

The boy hurriedly passed the fries from both hands, then took out the lighter ......Scene 6 Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Very good. Eat a french fries.

The boy ate the fries in horror and put them in his jacket pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here.

The boy bowed his head with sweaty palms and said, "Hello principal!"

Teacher: The principal will smell the taste in your mouth.

The boy took out the fries from his pocket: "Ah, it's still here, the fire hasn't been lit yet......Scene 7 Teacher: Do you smoke or not?

Boy: Promise God, never suck.

Teacher: Really don't suck? Okay, let's have a root fries.

Boy: It's very natural to take the fries and eat them clean.

Teacher: What a good boy, what brand of fries do you usually like?

Boy: (gets carried away) Greater China ......

Scene n] Teacher: Let's eat a french fries!

Boy: Thanks, no.

1.Original Version: Yelia Mystic Yelia Yelia - Yelia Girl "Tong Ange".

Remake: Wild ass, God's wild ass, wild ass, wild ass.

Question: Why sing God's wild ass?

Once upon a time there was a person, hahahaha, so funny, haha, what do you think? Haha, I'm laughing to death!

Don't worry about it today: the man who picks the door carries forward the fine tradition of the nation "economy", which is really the funniest "joke".

1.The prisoner was executed, and due to the poor quality of the bullets, the first shot did not go off, and then the second shot was fired... The third shot... At this time, the prisoner cried, hugged the bailiff's thigh and said: Big brother, you strangle me! It's so scary.

2.One day the ants saw the elephant and said, "I have it, it's yours!" The elephant fainted after hearing this, and then got up and said: I still want one! The ants were scared to death after hearing this! ~

One day, the little white rabbit (again the little white free, it is said that the little white rabbit is the most joked beast in the world) mm went out to play, got lost when he came home, came to a three-way intersection, and happened to come a little gray rabbit. Sister White Rabbit asked, "Brother Gray Rabbit, my sister is lost, can you tell me how to go?"

When the gray rabbit saw that the white rabbit sister was single, he said with bad intentions: "Do you want to know?" The White Rabbit said

Of course you want to know, just tell me. The gray rabbit said: "If you want to know, let my brother be happy!"

So, the white rabbit made the gray rabbit happy, and when he was done, the gray rabbit pointed to the left, and the white rabbit walked forward. After a while, the white rabbit came to a three-way intersection again, what can I do, there happened to be a little black rabbit again, so the white rabbit sister asked

Brother Black Rabbit, sister is lost, can you tell me how to go.

: Moderator asks: Do cats climb trees? Eagle answers: Yes! Moderator: Give me an example! Eagle tears: That year, I fell asleep, and the cat climbed the tree....Then there were owls....

I have a buddy among my friends, and I play a lot of CS on weekdays. One night, his mother entered his room, and after turning on the light, she suddenly heard: "Ah! Who threw flashbangs!!

A: I think my parents are very imaginative. B: Why? A: When I asked me where I came, he said I picked it up. B: What's so strange about that, many parents say that. A: They said they were ...... picked up by fighting monsters