Tell me a joke and see who s funny

It's not funny at all Look at Me (Round 1) An ant sees an elephant on the road, and the ant burrows into the dirt with only one leg exposed. The little rabbit was puzzled and asked, "Why are your legs exposed?"

The ant said, "Shhh Don't make a sound, Lao Tzu trips his turtle - my son falls!

Round 2) The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants hurrying away and asked why? The ant replied, "Yesterday an elephant tripped over one of our brothers and was seriously injured, and we donated blood to that girl."

After a while, when the rabbit saw that a large number of ants had returned, he asked what was the matter, and one of the ants said, "Oh, there is only one one who has the same blood type as the elephant, and it is enough to leave him there to draw blood." Round 3) On the third day, the rabbit came and asked the ants

Is that girl alive? The ant said helplessly: I carried it back, the mother is really heavy, the waist is tired and bent, and the girl is too unbearable to fall!

Round 4) The elephant wants to sue the ant after he recovers, and the court ruled that the ant tripping the elephant is malicious injury, and the ant is imprisoned for 6 months. Judge: "Sentenced to 2 months for bodily injury, tripping an elephant for racial discrimination, with an additional 4 months for round five) So the ant filed a complaint with the High Court:

We and elephants are originally equal, so how can we "discriminate", please ask the High Court to make a clear judgment, return our innocence, and sue the judge for false accusations. A few days later, the elephant suddenly died, and everyone ran to see it. A female ant was found next to her.

I asked him how the elephant died. The mother ant cried and said, "I told her that I was pregnant with her child, and it was...

Round 7) The female ant lays a bunch of eggs, hatches and hatches, and as a result, a flock of ostriches hatches, damn! The elephant died really *** unjustly... Round 8) One day the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree with one leg outstretched.

So he asked, "What are you doing?" The elephant said:

Hush! Don't make a sound, I'm waiting for the ant turtle son to come, so that he can avenge my brother. Round 9) As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard the elephant scream, so he immediately ran back to look, and on the way he met an ant panting on the side of the road.

Before the rabbit asked the ant, he listened to the ant himself: **I want to fix Lao Tzu, but fortunately I found it early. I trampled my foot off it!!

Round 10) The elephant was sent back to the hospital again, because the femoral artery was broken, this time the blood loss was more, 80L was not enough, the blood bank was in a hurry, and the only ant that matched the elephant's blood type had collapsed after the last blood transfusion. (Round 11) Soon the elephant was discharged from the hospital, and he gathered all his siblings and urinated on all the ant holes he could see. The rabbit saw it and wondered:

The ants kindly donated blood to you, why did you take revenge? The elephant said angrily: "This *** is the most poisonous trick of ants, and the ant who donated blood has AIDS .......""Round 12) The next day, the rabbit noticed that the ants were dying in large numbers, so he ran over and asked.

Ant Cloud: "Damn, that peeing elephant has sars... "

Have you ever heard that joke? It's so funny, hahahaha

Student answer: Since ancient times, no one has no, and no one has used paper to poop.

The teacher was angry and told the student to stand up.

The following year, the teacher asked the student the same question.

That's when the students got smarter.

He replied: Since ancient times, who has no, and who has no paper for stool. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.

The teacher is very hot, and there is a student punishment station! At this time, the teacher saw that it was snowing outside the window, and said regretfully: It didn't rain when it snowed on the sky, and the snow turned into rain on the ground. When it rains, it's troublesome, why didn't it rain in the first place?

The student replied to the teacher: The teacher does not eat when he eats, and the meal becomes in the stomach. How troublesome it is when it becomes, why didn't you eat in the first place.

Just like that, the teacher fainted on the spot! Ha ha.

When recruiting new employees, there was an employee who climbed the wall to leave the factory on the first day, and was later caught by the factory director The factory director asked the employee: "Why don't you go through the factory gate?" The employee said

Off the beaten path (Metersbonwe)!The factory director asked him again: "How did you climb over such a high wall?"

The employee pointed to the pants and said, "Everything is possible (Li Ning)!."The director asked him again

How does it feel like to be caught by me climbing over the wall? The employee pointed to his shoes and said, "The feeling of flying (Xtep)" said the factory director

Flying like a sleep! What if I have to fall and become disabled? The employee said

Men should be themselves! On the second day, he entered the factory from the main entrance, and the director asked him: "Why don't you climb over the wall, there is a kind of turning one?"

He said: "I choose, I like (Anta)!"."On the third day, he was dressed in a mixed suit, said the factory director

You can't wear such a costume, it's too embarrassing! He said, "Whatever you wear (Semir costume)!."

On the 4th day he wore a vest. The factory director said: "You can't wear a vest to work!"

He said, "It's good for a man to be simple (love to wear a castle costume)!".The director said

Damn it! I'm going to deduct your winnings... The employee said

Why? The director said: "I am in charge of my territory (dynamic zone)!".

The employee said, "Wow! Factory director, you will also say a word or two!

Deduct the bonus and deduct the bonus! Big deal! The director said

Why? The employee said: "Shenzhou line, let me see the banquet liquid!"

If you dare to deduct my winnings, bye-bye! Relax yourself, Shenzhou travel!

The turtle is sick, ask the snail to buy medicine for it....Two hours passed, but the snail had not returned, and the turtle scolded, "I'm going to die, if I don't come back." At that time, the sound of snails was heard outside the house..."If you scold again, Lao Tzu won't go.

The turtle fainted on the spot!

Six-year-old son: "Dad, I'm going to be an Arctic explorer when I grow up." Daddy:

Okay, dad has your back" Child: "But I want to start training myself now." Daddy:

How is it a training method? Child: "I have to eat one ice cream a day."