Tell me what it s like for a programmer to have a girlfriend?

Programmers are human beings, so why can't they have girlfriends? And what experience does it have with a girlfriend, just like ordinary people.

The most direct feeling is that the rough man of 20 years suddenly has more night**, sunscreen, sunscreen spray, moisturizing lotion ...... in the cabinetIn the past, I used to be alone, and I often wrote and played when I was fine, but now I can have someone to chat with me. I will go to the playground every day, and I won't sit for a day In addition to using my brain to change bugs every day, I also have to use my brain to coax the little fairy.

I'm a programmer, and you should learn to be alone, because programmers try to stay up late and work overtime, which is very hard. If you have a girlfriend, you won't do this job.

Told her to buy her a gift, she asked with a happy face: Is it a wireless mouse or a mechanical keyboard, I was at a loss with a box of packaged skii.

It will make your computers, including your relatives and friends, very useful, and any such problems will be the first to think of you.

After having a girlfriend, life is probably a new feeling, and the range of activities has expanded from near the house to major shopping malls and supermarkets.

A friend of mine is a programmer, and he fell in love some time ago, and he is also very handsome and handsome, and he is more handsome than us.

Is the program ape different from a man? Don't be too particular about baboons, they're getting more and more pretentious, and we shouldn't discriminate against programmers.

It's nothing, it's just boring, boring, maybe I don't understand the special things about people like us, but I still love her.

I think as a programmer's girlfriend, it's really tiring, because you don't understand his humor at all, many programmers will send ** to their colleagues, tear down the mountain or tell their relatives and friends that this is fun, but we are ordinary people, we haven't learned the program, how do we know what this ** means? Their ** must be unraveled, and only later can we know that their humor is in the **......

It's really not speculation, it's more than half a sentence......

And the work of a programmer is really very unfixed, very busy when he's busy, and idleness when he's not busy, ......like somethingIt's really hard for you to work with his working hours. The two chaos are when people get along with each other, and there is little trouble between the land, which will cause emotional conflicts.

1.There is always no fixed time for getting off work, and sometimes in order to catch up with a project, even stay up all night and never return home. Urging her to come back, she hung up directly, and then sent a long list of ** with WeChat, explaining that their company is doing a project of exclusive debt on the mobile terminal, involving WeChat, Android, and ios Three different access methods, and all of them will be launched on Friday.

In order to give users the best experience, she may have to sleep in the company this week.

2.Giving gifts has always been electronic products, or it is to use the belt ** to say love words, she said that this is her best language, and she can't say anything else. One year I had a birthday, and I was scrolling through the web page at work, and the computer suddenly went black, and then a string of subtitles appeared:

Happy birthday to my husband After popping out of a window, it turned out to be a paragraph she recorded**, probably the first time facing the camera, she was a little cramped and uneasy, and after taking a few deep breaths, she began to chatter, saying that we have known each other since now, and the bits and pieces of the past seven years.

3.Don't worry about finding a boy who won't fix the computer.

I was almost scared to pee, when I got pregnant, as a party, I don't know! She giggled and explained that it was the previous mobile terminal exclusive creditor's rights project that was officially launched, and through the **WeChat client, Android customers envy the high-end, and make money app, you can grab the exclusive creditor's rights with 1% more income than the computer. She urged me to hurry up and go down, and go to the publicity with my colleagues, and everyone looked together to see if there were any bugs.

She and her team had been pregnant for several months, and I was told to take good care of these three children. Who said that programmers don't understand humor, see how good my wife is

5.The company she is in is about to turn one year old, she is a little sad, but also very gratified, she said: Do you know, watching the team from a few people to nearly 100 now, what an exciting thing, people around them come and go, but the team has been growing, everyone works together, with the same dream to do something that can change an industry, the process itself is handsome.

6.My colleague's girlfriend is a programmer, and one day his girlfriend suddenly asked him, "Are you my partner?"

The colleague was surprised, hugged her tightly in his arms, and said, "Are you okay?" Of course I'm your object.

His girlfriend smiled: "Okay, come here, I'm going to instantiate you into a tool next, and then call the in out method, okay?" ”

7.Don't think about it, I want a girlfriend.

<> first, their work environment has few opportunities to contact the opposite sex.

Usually the people who deal with programmers are men, and in the whole type of programmer's work, men are also the most, so they usually have few opportunities to contact women, usually in addition to work is to occasionally communicate with each other**, if they don't go out in their spare time, then it is difficult for them to have the opportunity to contact women, so their chances of success in falling in love will also be reduced;

Second, their rational thinking is stronger, and their emotional thinking is weaker.

In the process of writing **, they have been exercising their rational thinking and logical thinking, and their perceptual thinking is weak, which leads them to be relatively too rational when communicating with others. And girls are relatively more emotional, so they will naturally miss it;

Third, I am busy at work and have no time to meet the opposite sex.

Internet workers, especially programmers, may spend their spare time at leisure, sleep, and then do something they are interested in, in addition to writing ** at work and working overtime. Usually programmers may play games or do more other sports in their spare time, and there are few opportunities to contact the opposite sex, which naturally reduces their chances of falling in love.

Although not all programmers can't find a girlfriend, such as Xiao Chen (pseudonym), who said that he accepted a girlfriend through a friend, and he is also very good-looking. But within three months of dating, the other party proposed to break up. The reason is that Xiao Chen often has to work overtime and does not have much time to accompany his girlfriend to eat and go shopping, and his girlfriend thinks that he does not understand romance.

In fact, there are many situations like Xiao Chen. What girls need most is the company of their boyfriends, and they like romance the most. If your boyfriend doesn't have time to spend with you, what's the difference between having a boyfriend and not having one?

There are also people who say that many programmer brothers don't have girlfriends, because he doesn't want to talk about it, people are demanding and have high vision, and ordinary girls can't look down on them. Haha, is that so? Through a small investigation, we found that many programmer brothers who have dealt with objects, most of the other half they find are through blind dates, or introduced by family and friends, which is also related to the fact that the programmer brother usually doesn't have much time to play, and the people he can meet are limited.

Moreover, there are some programmer brothers who don't pay much attention to their image in normal times, and they are too lazy to spend time dressing up. However, in today's society, it is an era of face-seeking, and it is recommended that programmers pay a little attention to their own image. Haha, otherwise no girl likes it.

When there is any activity that wants to pull them together, it is difficult to move, it seems that the programmer brother likes to stare at the cover and immerse himself in his own world!