2017 Long Humor Jokes, Long Humor Jokes Funny

Long humorous jokes that can tell the story of the jokes of fishing fans in life:

That morning, as soon as Dr. Liu from the community hospital went to work, two old men came to him. When Xiao Liu saw it, he knew that they were all his old neighbors, so he asked them what kind of illness they came to see.

One of the old men said, "Dr. Liu, we are here today for infusion health care, can you come with us for a consultation?" ”

Xiao Liu said strangely: "People are already here, it's better to have an infusion in the hospital." ”

The two old men hurriedly shook their heads and said anxiously: "We still have urgent tasks, but we can't do a drip here!" In this way, you go with the two of us, go there and give us a drip, count the visits, and we can pay the extra ...... for the visits”

Seeing that the two old men looked anxious, Xiao Liu couldn't shirk it, so he had to carry the medicine box on his back, walk out of the hospital gate with them, and get into a van.

The van drove for a long time and finally stopped at the embankment. The two old men got out of the car with boxes and cloth pockets and walked straight to the front.

Xiao Liu also hurriedly picked up the medicine box and followed.

The three of them walked and walked until they came to the river. The two old men opened the box and cloth bag, and Xiao Liu realized that the two old men were here to fish. asked Xiao Liu to come with him, the purpose was to fish while dripping.

Xiao Liu was amused and asked, "Fishing is fishing, why didn't you say it earlier?" ”

The two old men were also happy when they heard it, and then smiled and said, "How dare we say it at that time!" If you knew we were going to fish and get a drip, would you still come with us?

Let me tell you, we don't have any other hobbies, we just love fishing! We are not afraid to spend more money, but time is precious! In the hospital for infusion, lying down for three or four hours, I couldn't stand it.

Coming to the river and fishing while infusion is so ......comfortable”

Xiao Liu muttered as he took out the medicine bottle from the medicine box: "It's really rare, fishing fans like you two, I'm afraid the world won't be able to find a third ......."”

Before she finished speaking, she inadvertently turned her head and was immediately stunned, only to see eight old men sitting on both sides of the river, all with infusion tubes in one hand and fishing rods in the other, and those infusion bottles were hanging on the branches next to them, gently shaking ...... the wind

The two old men became proud, and teased while packing up their fishing gear: "Take a look, I'll let you see the top ten super fishing fan ...... today."”

As soon as they said this, a thin old man happened to walk by with fishing gear, and immediately interrupted them and said, "With my old horse here, none of you should brag that you are super fishing fans!" You all know that Lake Makino in the eastern suburbs, right? ”

Of course I do! It's a great place for fishing, and there are a lot of fish in it, and it's just a big ......”

The thin old man smiled: "But do you know? I spent 300,000 yuan last month to buy a cemetery by Lake Makino! ”

What does that have to do with fishing? An old man then asked rhetorically.

The thin old man listened and said proudly, "Why is it okay? I spent so much money to buy a cemetery by Lake Makino just to be closer to the fishing ground, so that I can't fish in the future, and it's good to watch people fish.

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