A serious nonsense humorous sentence

1. Have you ever heard the story of "the big pig says yes, the little pig says no"?

2. When borrowing money, you must borrow it from a pessimistic friend, because if you borrow his money, he never expects you to pay him back!

3. I read that there are many disadvantages of staying up late on the Internet, and the biggest change for me is that I have changed from staying up late happily to staying up late with fear.

Do more things and talk less, it doesn't matter if your wages go up or not....

"Hello senior, I'm a freshman in clinical medicine, may I ask if the corpse in the anatomy class was brought by myself or sent by the school." "It's not very fresh to bring by yourself, and the quality of the school's hair is not good, we are generally killed on the spot, and classmates who have a good relationship can also dissect each other."

When I was in college, the classroom was very close to the cafeteria, and my classmates would rush to eat lunch before the last class. Answer: Last time! The class burst into laughter.

Ze was furious, and suddenly pointed to the sky and said: My king Jingze is suffering from hunger, that is, dying in the wilderness, and facing the abyss of unforeseen nature! Suddenly, he pointed his finger at the crowd, and everyone was shocked and quickly retreated a few steps.

Ze smiled when he saw it, and looked up to the sky and roared: I will not bend my waist for five buckets of rice, and I will not eat small grains of food! Not long, Ze Gu left and right, laughing day: very fragrant!

That winter, after the morning exercise, the day was still gray, and then I finished the team, worried that the classmates were freezing, and then announced that the classes ran back to the classroom, and suddenly a girl rushed over and kissed me and disappeared in the **, just for this mouthful, I have been guarding like jade, and now I am still a single dog.

We don't take a holiday if the earth doesn't restart, we don't rest. Outside the bed, everything is a foreign country, what is out of reach is far away, and going to the toilet is going to a distant frontier.

I like to add all kinds of friends who do micro-business, at least the circle of friends is not so lonely every day.

Teacher: "Let's look at the words that can be reversed, cow, milk, bee, honey" Classmate: "Be strong......”

The lover of your dreams is a hero of the world, and one day he will step on the colorful auspicious clouds to marry someone else.

"The school uniform is the only couple outfit I wear with her, and the graduation photo is the only photo I take with her" "The earth is the only home for you and her".

If you are unlucky, when you have an anatomy class, whether you are upwind or downwind, the smell of the teacher will generally favor you.

My circle of friends, half showing affection, half sad, is mixed with a few strong micro-businesses.

Never be discouraged, as long as you persevere, something worse will always happen.

Teacher: Can anyone describe what it means to be lucky?

Xiao Ming: You fell down the stairs, and there was a haystack down there.

Teacher, what is misfortune?

Xiao Ming, there is a fork on the haystack.

Teacher. So what is hope?

Xiao Ming. You didn't fall off the fork.

Teacher. So what is despair?

Xiao Ming. You didn't fall into the haystack either.

Teacher.

and mother-in-law, it's all official announcements and smokescreens, Lu Han and Guan Xiaotong.

"You know what, one day, you're going to be the person you hate. "Thank you Ji Yan, I hate rich people. ”

Jack Ma: I don't like money, I've never touched money, I'm not interested in money.!!

We all love to deal with people with humor because there is always wisdom in their words and they can make people happy.

There is a kind of unbridled humor, that is, serious nonsense, and it is early to get into trouble.

Shakespeare said that any doctor who doesn't want to be a tailor is not a good cook; Backgammon lighter, **won't light**; With the use of cherishing Ming, the eyes are really blind; Hair is gone, dandruff is more outstanding.

Wang Han quoted Gu Cheng's "In Front of the Door" in the lecture program, the grass is bearing its seeds, the wind is shaking its leaves, we are standing and not talking, it is very beautiful! Changed to ......We stood and didn't speak, and the scene was very embarrassing.

When we see ancient poems or classic advertisements, or particularly popular content on the Internet, think about whether we can adapt it, deliberately adapt it into a serious piece of nonsense, and your sense of humor will begin to appear, remember that when there is more wisdom overflowing, there is a sense of humor!