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The teacher walked into the classroom, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”

Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "What about me at night? ”

The students shouted in unison: "Teacher, it's okay at night!" ”

The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, now shout again!" ”

The students shouted in unison: "Good morning, good afternoon, good afternoon, good evening, teacher!" ”

The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”

Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”

Student: "It's a bad day. ”

Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”

Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”

Teacher: "The road is crowded. ”

Student: "The road is empty. ”

Teacher: "Young. ”

Student: "Old. ”

Teacher: "Stand." ”

Student: "Lie down".

Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”

Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar." ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”

Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”

Teacher: "Wrong. ”

Student: "Correct. ”

Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”

Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”

Teacher: "I said it wrong. ”

Student: "We're right. ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”

Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”

Teacher: "You are stupid. ”

Student: "We're smart. ”

Teacher: "Stop! ”

Student: "Go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”

Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”

Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”

Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”

Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”

Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”

Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”

Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”

Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”

.After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the book in his arms.

One day, a man walks into a bar followed by a pig.

The pig's four feet were gone, and they were replaced with four sticks as prosthetic limbs.

The bartender in the shop asked the man, "Your pig is really strange, why doesn't it have legs?"

The man replied, "My pig is very powerful, and I think that our family was still very poor and lived in a grass hut, but this pig came last."

When I was sniffing the east and west, I found oil, which made me rich, built a bungalow, and built a swimming pool.

The bartender was speechless in astonishment, and after a while he asked, "By the way, what happened to his feet?"

The man said, "You know, I'm a very good pig, and one day, my five-year-old child was alone in the pool.

Drowned, but it jumped into the pool and took my son out and gave him mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration!

The bartender was even more surprised, and asked again: Then what happened to his feet?

The man began to be a little impatient: I said, this is a very powerful pig, one day Banqin served the god of fire in our kitchen at night, it.

Wake up all the family members and put out the fire alone!!

Bartender: Sir! I'm asking you why your pig doesn't have feet.

Will you finish it all at once?

Go and deposit money and then don't take the passbook, she will stop you. The bank girl will say, "Hey."

Your passbook! The landlord looked back and smiled: It's your passbook!

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Pig 1 and Pig 2 are at the door, and Pig 3 is on the roof. Pig 1's name is "who", pig 2's name is "where", and pig 3's name is "what". 】

And so there is a wonderful conversation.

Wolf): Who are you?

Pig 1): Right.

Wolf): What?

Pig) 1: "what" on the roof.

Wolf: I'm asking what's your name?

Pig 1): My name is "who", "what" on the roof!

The wolf asked Pig 2): Who are you?

Pig 2): I'm not "who", he's "who". [Pointing to Pig 1] Wolf): Do you know him?

Pig 2): Hmm!

Wolf): Who is he?

Pig 2): Yes.

Wolf): What?

Pig 2): "What" on the roof!

Wolf: Where?

Pig 2): "Where" is me.

Wolf): Who? Pig 2): He is "who". [Pointing to Pig 1] Wolf): How do I know?

Pig 2): Who are you looking for?

Wolf): What?

Pig 2): He's on the roof?

Wolf: Where?

Pig 2): It's me.

Wolf): Who? Pig 2): I'm not "who", he's "who".

Wolf: Oh my God!

Piggy 1.2): "Oh my God" is our dad.

Wolf: Is Zen your father?

Pig 2): No!

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: Why?

Piggy 1.2.3): Do you know our grandfather?

Wolf): What?

Pig 1): No, our grandfather is "why".

Wolf): Why?

Pig 1): Yes!

Wolf: What is it?

Pig 1): Not "why".

Wolf): Who? Pig 1): I am "who".

Wolf): Who are you?

Pig 1): Yes, I'm "who".

Wolf): What?

Hona, Pig 1.2): "What" on the roof. ~~

The wolf cried out, oh my God! I'm crazy!

So he jumped into the pot and cried and said: 3 big pigs. You eat me, I have no attachment to life!

In the event of a traffic accident, many people shouted to onlookers, so that a reporter could not squeeze in, and he shouted: I am the son of the injured man, please let me! The onlookers really got out of the way, and the reporter went over to see Tan Hong, and it was a pig that crushed him!

The farmer drove into the city and met the scoundrel, who asked, "Have you eaten?" The farmer said he had eaten the hail. Letter of sails.

The scoundrel said: I am asking about the donkey. When the farmer heard this, he turned around and slapped the donkey twice: he is not honest, and there are relatives in the city who don't want to say anything!

A friend of mine bought a new phone. As a result, when I went to the public toilet, I accidentally dropped my phone into the poop. The fortunate thing in the misfortune is that the contents of the poop pit are very sticky, and the mobile phone has not been in it.

Just when he was about to look for something to get his phone, someone called him **! It just so happened that his phone was vibrating again, and he watched it vibrate and slowly disappear into the sticky, deep poop.

The moon at the bottom of the well.

One summer night it was hot and muggy. Avanti thought of drawing a little cool water from the well in the garden to quench his thirst, and by the way, he took in the coolness.

Avanti was bending down to sweep water from the well when he suddenly noticed a bright moon shining on the water at the bottom of the well. "Oh, how did the moon fall into the well? Avanti muttered to herself strangely.

So saying, he put the bucket in the well and said, "I must get the moon up." ”

Avanti pulled the bucket he put down, and accidentally slipped on the sole of his foot, and he just fell face to the sky. Avanti took a deep breath, looked at the moon in the sky and said, "Although I fell, I fished the moon out of the well!" ”

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was an inn in the mountain, and there was an old rooster in the inn. There is a mountain ...

A person suddenly laughed while on a drip, and he asked what kind of laughter?

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