Jokes, be funny, make a joke, it s funny

One day, Xiao Ming came to his future mother-in-law's house as a guest, and his mother-in-law: You can sit down casually! The dish is ready right away!

Then he went into the kitchen and was busy, and only the nervous Xiao Minghe was left in the living room.

The mother-in-law's dog Xiaobai.

Suddenly, Xiao Ming found that his stomach hurt sharply, and he thought: No! I must hold back!

But he couldn't help it

Poof, he let out an invincible stinking fart, and he thought to himself: this is a dead death, and he will definitely be kicked out.

Unexpectedly, the mother-in-law just shouted: Xiaobai!

Xiao Ming thought reassuringly: Fortunately, Xiaobai was my substitute ghost, and then he couldn't help but let out the second fart, and his mother-in-law still shouted Xiaobai

When he farted for the third time, he saw his mother-in-law rushing out and scolding

Xiaobai! You're going to wait until you're stinking to death before you run, aren't you?

The little white rabbit jumped up to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred small breads?" Boss:

Ah, I'm sorry, there aren't that many" "That's it... The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly. The next day, the little white rabbit jumped up to the bakery, "Boss, are there a hundred small breads?"

Boss: "I'm sorry, I still haven't" "That's it... The little white rabbit went away again dejectedly.

On the third day, the little white rabbit jumped up to the bakery, "Boss, are there a hundred small breads?" The boss said happily: "Yes, yes, today we have a hundred small loaves of bread!"

The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!" ”

Xiao Ming's dog is very obedient and smart. The father asked how much 1 plus 1 was, and the dog barked twice; 2 plus 2 equals how many, and the dog barks 4 times.

One day, the neighbor's child didn't sleep all night, saying that Xiao Ming's dog was crazy and barked all night.

His father asked Xiao Ming what was going on, and Xiao Ming said, "I asked him how many ...... 10,000 plus 10,000 is."”

Misuse of words. My closest dad :

Hello! Have you been as strong as an ox lately? Is the job thriving? Now I'm desperate to learn as a monkey. The teacher praised me for my great achievements, and I was complacent after listening to it.

If you criticize me for misusing words, I will definitely give up all my work and make a comeback.

May Dad live forever!

Your youngest son, second to none: baby.

Don't make your own ** QQ avatar, it's sad when you're offline.

"Fellow, open the door. Fellow villagers, we check the water meter, and the community sends warmth. Fellow, don't worry, we are organized and disciplined, and we will never take a stitch from the people.

Fellow, open the door quickly, if you don't open the door again, we're going to shoot... Fellow, you finally open the door, brothers, except for the needle and thread. ”

Sister is not a TV, don't keep staring at sister,

A wolf couple worked hard to give birth to a wolf baby, but the wolf baby was a freak, it didn't eat muddy, only vegetarian. The wolf was very depressed and worried. Suddenly, one day, the baby wolf caught a rabbit and came back, just when the wolf was happy, I saw the baby wolf roaring loudly at the rabbit

One day, Guan Yu stretched out '2' Cao Cao stretched out '5' Cao Cao stretched out 'up' Guan Yu stretched out 'down' Guan Yu stretched out 'small' Cao Cao stretched out 'big', Cao Cao went home and said: "'Guan Yu has 20,000 horses, I have 50,000 horses, he is an inferior soldier, I am a senior soldier, his chassis is very small, I am very large. Guan Yu went home and said; "'I have two nostrils, he has five, mine is down, his nostrils are up, mine is small, his is big. ”