Very hilarious joke 30, very hilarious joke

One day in class, when I saw Mr. Tom talking, I said angrily, "Tom, if you are not honest, I will tell your father." Tom said very calmly, "Teacher, I am not satisfied with you, but I have never told your father. ”

The old man only has one tooth left, and he ends up eating and stuffing his teeth! - Eating lotus root is in the eyes.

In winter, I went to buy roasted sweet potatoes at night, it was very cold, and the eldest brother who sold sweet potatoes wore a cotton jacket and ear bag. weighed a sweet potato, three pieces of one, and the eldest brother said that he didn't want a dime. I took out a dime in my pocket and said to my eldest brother

It's so hard to get cold at night, and I'll give it if there's zero. The eldest brother said thank you, I picked up the sweet potato and left, only to turn around and the eldest brother said, "Girl, I didn't give three pieces." ”

When a colleague goes to meet a customer, he may be nervous, and as soon as he speaks, he is: "Hello Mr. Liu, may I ask your surname?" "Khan.

Qu Yuan is released, swimming in the river pool, walking on the bank of Yinze, the color is haggard, and the description is withered. Suddenly, I heard the fisherman singing: "The water of the waves is clear, you can wet my hair, and the water of the waves is turbid, you can wet my feet."

At this time, Qu Yuan looked at the blue sky and the blue waves, and couldn't help but applaud and sing: "Who is singing to warm the loneliness, the white clouds and the blue sky are still drifting with tears." ”

We have worked together for many years, and we are like brothers and sisters, but we are still commensurate with each other, so we are not unfamiliar. Bao Zheng said, "I propose that from today onwards, everyone will change their nicknames, such as calling me Lao Bao." "Good!

Zhan Zhao immediately responded, "Just call me Lao Zhan!" "And me, you have to remember to call me husband! Gongsun Ce said.

A novice went to collect loan sharks, and he took out the IOU* and said with a smile: It is clearly written in black and white that you owe my boss 1 million! Do you want to pay the bill?!

People said that they really didn't have that much money, and he threatened: Huh! Don't blame me for not reminding you! If you can't pay tomorrow, your house will be like it - he took out his lighter and burned the IOU ......

Xiao Ming said to Xiao Zheng: "My dad can become a millionaire is all my credit!" ”

Xiao Zheng asked, "Then what did your dad do before?" ”

Xiao Ming said: "Billionaire.

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Dad climbed to the top of the mountain with his little son panting. Dad said, "Behold, what a view of the plains beneath our feet! Why do we spend 3 hours climbing up to the top when the view below is good? Father. ”