The story of the centipede? Who will speak? Be super funny. Thank you.

One day, a little centipede hid in the grass and cried, and was seen by a passing little painter, and the little painter asked the little centipede, why are you crying, the little centipede said, from birth to now, my mother has not bought new shoes, in school, my classmates are wearing shoes, the little painter said, don't be afraid, I'll buy you a pair, but when I arrived at the shoe store, the little painter made a difficulty, his pocket money was not enough to buy shoes for the little centipede, Ding Dong, the little painter thought of a good way, the little painter took out his brush, Each little foot of the little centipede is painted with different types of shoe shapes, and different colors are also put on it, and the little centipede is happy, and the little centipede said to the little painter while walking, thank you, the school organized to go to the summer camp today, go to the beach to swim, I have new shoes, I'm not afraid that they will laugh at me for having no shoes to wear, hehe.

Khan, I don't know if it was a joke or a tragedy, no matter what, but still with a kind of prayer.

The centipede, the spider, and the tortoise were playing cards together and suddenly wanted to drink and decided to buy the centipede A day later, the centipede had not come back The tortoise went to the door to see the centipede had not yet gone out The tortoise asked Why are you still here! The centipede said aggrievedly, "I'm ...... wearing shoes."

Question: The little centipede made a request to his dad on his birthday, and the dad slapped the little centipede, why.

Answer: The little centipede wants to buy shoes1

"Human Centipede" tells the story of two young girls who came to Germany from the United States to travel to Germany, Lindsay and Jenny, who got lost on the way to a club and had a flat tire, but were later preyed by Dr. Haidt in the process of calling for help, creating a "human centipede".

Human Centipede Synopsis: Two American girls, Lindsay and Jenny, are engaged in their long-planned road trip through Europe, and while passing through Germany, they decide to stop for a short time on a scenic section of the road to recuperate, but who promised to do so turns into the beginning of an unimaginable horror nightmare.

When Lindsay and Jenny's car breaks down in an eerie wood, they soon realize that they have been trapped in the silence of the night. In search of help, the two young girls find the only wooded hut in the area, owned by Dr. Weatherph Haidt, who has a strong sense of mystery and offers them a place to spend the night.

However, when Jung Mu Lindsay and Jenny woke up the next day, they found that they had been transferred to the basement at some point, which had been converted into a dilapidated operating room, revealing a cold and terrible message everywhere, and that in addition to them, another Japanese man, Katsuro, who had also been kidnapped, was imprisoned.

Haight explains to the three frightened young men that he is actually a retired surgeon who does best to perform split surgery on conjoined babies, but this time, he is going to do the exact opposite of what he wants to do for his three "patients", which is to "connect" them together through an unusually terrible operation. Dr. Haight plans to use the circulatory and digestive systems inside their body cavities, and then suture their bodies one by one, in order to fulfill his crazy and sick so-called "lifelong dream" of human centipedes.

There is a very famous centipede in the forest, which can perform a wonderful dance with its two hundred feet, and the other animals in the forest love its dance and often gather together**. The tortoise is jealous of it, but it can't show it to other animals. So one day, the turtle thought of an idea, it came to the centipede's house alone, respectfully knocked on the centipede's door, and said respectfully:

Dear centipede, I like your dancing very much, and I would like to ask if you will first lift the twenty-fifth foot on the left, then the seventeenth on the right, and then the eighty-ninth on the left. The centipede couldn't answer, it danced without thinking about it, and then it began to meditate, and at last it couldn't dance as beautifully as it used to!

Snakes, ants, spiders, and centipedes play mahjong at home. After 8 laps, the cigarette ran out. Everyone discussed who to buy cigarettes.

The serpent said, "I have no feet, I will not go, let the ants go." The ant said

The spider has eight legs, more than mine, let the spider go. The spider said, "No matter how many feet I have, I can't compare to the centipede, so let the centipede go."

The centipede was helpless and thought: No way, who let me have more feet? So the centipede went out to buy a cigarette ......It's been more than an hour, and I haven't seen the centipede come back, and two hours later, I haven't seen the centipede come back from buying cigarettes.

The centipede was also anxious and said: Nonsense! You'll have to wait for me to put on my shoes!!

A centipede self-harmed as a result of a quarrel with a friend. On the first day, I chopped off a foot, and on the second day I chopped another one... Finally he chopped off all his feet.

At this time, he was not angry, and at this time he crawled home weakly. When the saw it, he asked, "Whose earthworm is this?"

Once upon a time there was a very poor centipede who lived by playing the violin, and on this day the violin it played was appreciated by the audience, and they donated money to it, but this centipede said, "I don't want your money!" "Why is that?

Make the dragon city fly to teach Humadu Yin Mountain.