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Anonymous users2024-02-12Three visits to Maolu: Eating barbecue and diarrhea, after a while, I went to the thatched house three times, and then asked the divine doctor Sai Zhuge to help prescribe a little diarrhea and stop to cure. Yoro is arrogant; Yoro has four major characteristics:
First, the eyes are bright, and you don't need to turn on the lights when driving at night; the second is bold, daring to sleep in the cemetery at night; the third is that he has a big head, does not sleep at night, and writes jokes every day; Fourth, the tongue is big, and no matter how strong the wind is, you are not afraid to flash your tongue. Returning to Zhao: Erming borrowed an electric toy from Zhao Gang and returned it to Zhao Gang until he graduated.
Seamless: It is very easy for the gods to make clothes, pull a cloud and recite a spell to become the clothes you want, what style you want, how fashionable you want. Reading is a rewarding experience.; When taking the exam, there is the first question as soon as you open the test paper.
Happy to be happy: Since using the electric mouse trap, Lao Le no longer has to think about mice. Cantilever piercing:
After an attempted suicide by hanging, he put again.
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Anonymous users2024-02-111, Wu Dalang proposed to Pan Jinlian. Pan Jinlian said: What are the benefits of marrying you?
Wu Dalang said: I am small, inherited to children, it will be simple for you to have children in the future, ** three minutes, even a sneeze can give birth to a child! If it is like my second brother Wu Song, it will be troublesome, my mother gave birth to him and died in childbirth!
So, think about it or it's better to be small! 2, Wu Dalang married Pan Jinlian back home. Pan Jinlian saw that there was no bed at home, so she said:
Shall we buy a new big bed? Wu Dalang said: Lady, forget it, it's okay to lay on the floor, I'm afraid I won't be able to climb up after buying a bed!
I barely climbed up, and I didn't have the strength to do anything! 3, Wu Dalang returned home covered in blood. Pan Jinlian was startled and said:
Dalang, what's wrong with you? Wu Dalang: Hey, bad luck, when I ran into a horse thief, everyone was killed, and I was the only one left.
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Anonymous users2024-02-101.M: With the rapid development of the economy and the increasing standard of living of the people, do you have a boyfriend?
F: No, but I have a husband. M:
It's okay, can I be a junior? F: I'm afraid not, my ex-boyfriend won't agree.
2.M: Can I ask you out to the park this weekend?
F: No, this weekend, a senior in the physical education department said to take me to the forest park to see the animals. M:
And what about next weekend? F: No, the senior of the Department of History said that he would take me to visit cultural relics and monuments.
M: What about next weekend? Female:
No, the art department senior said to take me to the field sketching. M: When are you free?
F: Ask my agent later, and she'll tell you.
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