What s the funniest joke you think is the most funny?

You're not really fat, it's just that Nuwa used a lot of soil when she made you.

I've seen a lot of funny jokes before, and when I had a late-night snack with my friends for the first time, he said to me, "You still eat like this, give me your share."

When I was in junior high school, the school cafeteria held a school celebration, and about 50 chicken legs were given away at noon every day, on a first-come, first-served basis. So every day at noon, after class, it was like a gallop of thousands of horses, and one by one they ran like lightning. After the school celebration, it was learned that the school used this trick to recruit athletes to participate in the county track and field competition, and the principal also threatened that if the athletes sent could not run the results, the top three in the school would be announced.

In that competition, I and two other girls won the top three in the 100 meters!

One evening self-study in high school, the head teacher was not there, the class exploded, and suddenly the principal came in from the back door of the classroom and reprimanded us, and the class suddenly fell silent. Then, he came in through the front door again, nodded and said, "This class is really good, very disciplined, unlike any class just now." ”

Last night there was a power outage at home, but the neighbor's house had electricity, called the electrician to come and see, waited for a long time to the end and did not come, and the next day met and asked him: "Why didn't you come last night?" He said, "I went last night, and when I saw the black lights in your house, I thought there was no one, so I left."

Coming home from work after a busy day. My girlfriend said, "I'll give you a task." Go and wash the dishes. I said, today is full of experience, and I won't take the task. Looking at her face, I knew that it was over, and I hurriedly said: I am going to spend money to skip this task.

I just went to buy medicine, and suddenly forgot the name of the medicine, and the owner of the pharmacy said: I have been selling drugs for 30 years, as long as you know the two words in the medicine, I know what the medicine is, I thought about it for a long time, and said: I only know the last two words, the boss said, what words? I said: capsules.

In order to maintain order in the class, the teacher ordered everyone who spoke in class to stand at the back of the classroom and say the content of the speech out loud ten times. One day, during class, Xiaolan whispered to a classmate next to her and was caught by the teacher. The teacher said angrily

Xiao Lan, go to the back and say what you just said out loud ten more times. Xiao Lan walked to the back of the classroom with her head down and began to murmur. The teacher angrily reprimanded:

Be louder! Let the whole class hear it, Xiao Lan raised her voice: The teacher's refining did not pull, the teacher's refining did not pull.

Asked a female colleague with a good relationship to go out to play, she said to bring her boyfriend, and I "understood" and said to bring my girlfriend too! It's hard to describe this kind of thing! I really want to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Xiaoli and I are colleagues, often chatting and eating together, and gradually getting more and more acquainted, it is almost nothing to talk about. She called me brother, I called her sister, the relationship is good, and I sent her home after work a few times. This time, I suddenly wanted to go out for a trip and have fun, so I invited Xiaoli to go with me.

Xiaoli readily agreed, and was too shy to tell me that she was going to take her boyfriend with her. As soon as I heard the "understanding", I was happy, and immediately told her that I would bring my girlfriend too, and we made an appointment. On the day of the tour, I came to the scenic spot early to wait for Xiaoli, and I also held a bouquet of roses in my hand.

Just as I was strolling at the gate of the scenic spot, I heard a familiar voice saying, "The scenery here is good!" "yes, it's beautiful! "As soon as I turned around, I saw Xiaoli holding her boyfriend's hand and walking slowly behind me!

I'm completely messy! When Xiaoli saw me alone, she asked me where my girlfriend was? I said that I had left beforehand, so I accompanied Xiaoli and her boyfriend for a long time, and threw away the flowers while they were not paying attention, not to mention how awkward it was for half a day.

I wasn't at home yesterday, and my brother took my pen to write my summer homework, and he didn't know that it was the magic pen I used to copy the notebook, the kind that said that the handwriting would disappear two hours after writing. I can't imagine the teacher's expression when my brother handed in his homework today.

Actually, Sherlock Holmes is very cute...

Shouldn't you be glad that you're alive now?

Personal mentality.

There is no best, only better

The funniest thing is that it's not funny, you know?

The story in "It's Okay to Steal the Fun".

The speaker seemed to be very serious.

The joke that the listener laughs at is the funniest joke.

When a person is depressed, it is difficult to squeeze out a smile even for the most classic jokes!

When a coal seller and an egg seller fought, the crowd watched, curious, and asked why, and the egg seller said, "Is there such a thing as him?" I shouted: Eggs——! He immediately shouted: "Sell coal (gone)!"

Make people laugh from the heart.

A story that is scary at the beginning, hilarious in the middle, and tragic at the end.

Said a demon, put a p, and jumped himself to death.

The geography teacher asked the students, does the river flow to **?

One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward."

The teacher ignored him, and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou.

The teacher was angry: You get out of here!

Student: Let's go.

The teacher said helplessly: Are you sick?

Student: You have me, I have it all!

One day, Cao Cao and Liu Bei drank and talked about heroes. The two drank a few glasses, and Liu Bei suddenly let out a fart, very embarrassed. When he was in embarrassment, he only heard Guan Yu behind him say calmly: "Don't be surprised, the fart comes from the feather (rain)!" ”

As soon as Guan Yu's voice fell, Zhao Yun on the side took a step forward and said, "Don't be surprised, farts come from the clouds!" ”

As soon as Zhao Yun finished speaking, Zhang Fei continued to shout: "A fart just now, the fart is flying!" ”

Everyone burst into laughter. Liu Bei has also returned to normal.

Cao Cao didn't laugh, he was deeply touched by this matter. After sending Liu Bei and the others away, Cao Cao said to his subordinates: "Liu Bei's subordinates, when they saw that the lord had a mistake, they all rushed to take responsibility and make up for it, which can really be described as loyal. If it's your turn, will it be possible? ”

Everyone was indignant and thought, "Isn't it just a, what's so difficult about this!" ”

A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again, and during the banquet he wanted to fart to see how his subordinates reacted. After holding it for a long time, I finally held back a little fart. Everyone had been waiting for a long time, and when they heard the sound of "goo", the general Xu Chu hurriedly shouted first: "The fart was put by Chu (pig)!" ”

Wang Lang followed closely and said: "The fart was put by Lang (wolf)!" ”

Cao Cao widened his eyes when he heard this, and the others thought that Cao Cao thought he was slow, so they all rushed to grab him, and Xiahou Dun argued: "The fart is Dun (jumping)!" ”

Wrong! Xu Huang retorted loudly when he heard it, "The fart is dangling!" ”

Xun You said: "The fart is from You! ”

Full pet said: "The fart is a pet (rush)!" ”

Jiang Ji said: "The fart is squeezed (squeezed)!" ”

Guo Tu said: "The fart is from the figure (spit)!" ”

Zhong Xuan said: "The fart is from the fart (shake)!" ”

Then. Niu Jin: "The fart is gold (gold)!" ”

Cao Hong: "The fart is Hong (red)!" ”

Zhang Nan: "The fart is south (blue)!" ”

Cao Cao was already red-faced and about to get angry.

Guo Jia continued: "The fart is from Jia (clip)!" ”

Liu Bei and the others were already smiling.

Cao Cao fainted angrily.

A Chinese teacher from Shandong read aloud to the students.

An ancient poem by Lu You entitled "Lying Spring" requires students to dictate it.

The Chinese teacher reads aloud as follows.

One student dictated the following.

Wo Chun" I'm stupid".

Dark plum and smell flowers, I have no culture.

Lying on the branch is sad and hateful, my IQ is very low, I am lying like water in the distance, I want to ask who I am, it is easy to see through the spring green.

A big stupid donkey.

The shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green.

I'm a stupid donkey.

It's so funny! o(∩_o...

It's better to tease people who aren't very happy1

If you want to laugh, you can laugh from the bottom of your heart! No matter how funny the joke is, it may not be effective when it is different people and different moods.

A couple fishing in the river. Madame always quarreled, and after a while the fish was hooked, Madame said, "This fish is really pitiful." The husband said, "Yes, as long as you shut up, you'll be fine?"

Crayon Shin-chan:"Elephant, elephant, how is your nose so long"

Or you go to see Crayon Xiaoxin, Ah Yu is the true story.

Hahahaha

I think the funniest joke is when you tell a joke that isn't funny

There is no such thing as the funniest, only funnier!