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Before Marriage" Looking Forward:
M: Great! The day I've been waiting for has finally arrived! I can't wait!
F: Can I go back?
M: No, don't even think about it!
F: Do you love me?
M: Of course! F: Will you betray me?
M: No, how do you think that?
F: Can you kiss me?
M: Of course, there can be no more than one!
F: Is it possible for you to hit me?
M: Never!
F: Can I trust you?
After Marriage" from the bottom up
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Night" Man: Does it hurt?
F: It hurts! M: Forget it, F: Don't
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How many is 1+1: One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: "How many is 1+1?" , Xiao Ming said: "I don't know." The teacher said
Go home and ask your parents! After returning home, Xiao Ming asked his mother: "How much is 1+1?"
Because my mother lost money playing mahjong, she said, "Get out!" Then I went and asked my grandfather, who was drinking tea, and said
Cool! Then I went to ask my sister, who was watching the gangster's ** and said, "Gangster boss!"
Then I asked my father, who was singing, and said, "Get up, (the national anthem)," and then asked my sister, who sang again, and said, "Little rabbit, open the door!"
When I arrived at school, the teacher asked, "What is 1+1?" Xiao Ming said
Get out of here! The teacher immediately gave Xiao Ming a palm, and Xiao Ming said, "Cool!
The teacher said, "Who taught you!" Xiao Ming said
Gangster boss! The teacher immediately fainted, and Xiao Ming said: "Get up, (national anthem)" The teacher locked Xiao Ming in the classroom to reflect, and Xiao Ming said:
The little rabbit obediently opens the door! By all means!!
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The leaders went to Miluo for inspection, and the local tourism bureau was responsible for the reception.
Walking to the foot of a mountain, the tour guide said to the leader: "There is a famous spot ahead. ”
The leader asked, "What is the scenic spot?" ”
The tour guide said: "It's a spring, Qu Yuan Spring." ”
The leader asked again: "What spring?" ”
The tour guide repeated: "Qu - Yuan - Spring. ”
The leader said disdainfully: "I understand pinyin!" ”
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Do you know why we are related? We knew each other a thousand years ago! It was autumn, you ran with me in the wind, you left tooth marks on me, this incident has become a story for the ages, at that time my name was Lu Dongbin!
The landlord thinks it's funny, so accept my answer!
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A beautiful woman got off the night shift and was followed by a man of one color, the beautiful woman was very scared, and was passing by a cemetery, and the man was about to start, and the beautiful woman walked to a grave and said, "Dad, open the door, I'm back". The frightened man ran away.
The beautiful woman laughed proudly at her cleverness, but before the laughter fell, an eerie voice came from the grave and said, "Girl, why have you forgotten to bring your key again?" Frightened, the beauty screamed and ran away.
At this time, a grave robber crawled out of the grave and said, "It affects my work and scares you to death". Suddenly found an old man in front of the tombstone, holding a chisel to carve the tombstone, so he asked strangely:
What are you doing"? The old man said angrily: "These unscrupulous descendants have carved my tombstone wrongly, and they have to change it themselves."
When the tomb robbers heard this, they were so frightened that they ran away. Looking at the back of the tomb robber, the old man sneered: "Robbing business with Lao Tzu will scare you to death."
Accidentally, the chisel fell to the ground, and the old man was about to bend down to pick it up, but he saw a hand stretched out from the grass, and at the same time there was a cold voice: "Ah, dare to change the house number of my house." The old man was so frightened that he ran off the ground.
A scavenger crawled out of the grass, picked up a chisel on the ground, and exclaimed, "In these days, it takes so much effort to pick up a piece of rotten iron." ”
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Description: Mike and his wife, Linda, walk on a forest path in the evening.
Suddenly, a robber jumped out of the tree, and he shouted with a sharp blade: "Stop! I want your wife—".
Ahh
The robber continued: "—the leather bag on your body, the necklace around your neck!" ”
The robbers succeeded and fled.
Mike talked to a friend about it afterwards and said, "It was really dangerous! ”
Friend: "It's just some external objects, as long as your husband and wife are safe and sound!" ”
Mike: "When I say good risk, I don't mean robbers, but when he said the first half of the sentence, I almost shouted the word 'for you' in front of Linda!" ”
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Three shops are lined up.
The one on the left put up a large slogan: "Big price cut, big sale!" ”
The one on the right showed no weakness, and there were also two large advertisements: "Big selling, big discounts." ”
In the middle of the house hung only a small sign that read "Entrance".
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It's all funny.
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A conversation between a girl and a boy.
F: I like you.
M: Really? What do you like about me?
F: I like you to stay away from me
The small of the violent genre, if you send this one, you can challenge most of the later stages, after all, he has 3 skills of passive dizziness, Sending is out of the soul ring, in the prosthetic leg, in the jumping knife, in the late stage out of the strong attack and cannon, to highlight a force!
I'm also using a little work to drop the sky I restarted the machine or dropped today's one depressed that my number is going to be blocked!! Wait 30 minutes every time and die of depression! I built a group 19828039 Let's discuss it together, Xiaoxiao doesn't even build a player*** doesn't build a real rubbish !!
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