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Anonymous users2024-02-151. If you are not happy, I will give you care, if you feel unhappy, I will give you care, if you are not happy, I will give you care, if you are really in trouble, then I will turn off the phone...
2. A: What does postdoc mean? B: You don't know that? It's the doctor's wife! A: Why? B: Because the emperor's wife is called the queen, the king's wife is called the queen, and the doctor's wife is of course called the postdoctor!
3. There are two people who have been in love with each other for many years, but they have never been able to be together, and one day, they are finally together, and they are. ceilings and floors.
4. Female secretary: "Boss, your wife is coming, she said she wants to kiss you in **." Boss: "You collect it for me first, and then come and give it to me later." “
5. Women's view of mate selection: handsome guys are valuable, middle-aged prices are higher, if there is a rich man, both can be thrown. The leftover woman's view of mate selection: the house and car stand aside, lose the watermelon and pick up sesame seeds, the market ** price drops, what you say you can do!
6. Xiao Zhang took a large bottle of urine for testing. Assays showed "no abnormalities". Xiao Wang went home and announced: My girlfriend and I don't have diabetes, neither do my parents, nor do my grandfather, and everyone is in good health.
7. The temperature in summer is rising, and the enthusiasm is high and irritable; The busyness of work is not reduced, but the efficiency is plummeting. There is no summer fee to accompany you, change a few thoughts in your heart, cool down and cool off the heat is indispensable for you, lovely summer fee.
8. A man was constipated when he went to the toilet, and suddenly saw a person rushing in, and the wind and rain were mixed in an instant. "Dude, I really envy you, so fast. "What are you envious of, you didn't take off your pants."
9. Dear wife, do you remember the happy times when we were young, I haven't sent you flowers for a long time, you have been working hard for the family, I am here to send you a bouquet of flowers by text message, wife, you have worked hard!
10. When a buddy got married, he was stuffed with red envelopes at the door, and the red envelopes on his body were stuffed, and he didn't open the door, and the groom shouted directly to the stupid daughter-in-law, which is all our family's money.
11. Male: "It's raining so hard today. Woman: "Yes." Man: "That's because God drools at you." Woman: "So the wind just now is God farting at you?" ”
12. Your hair is the Milky Way in the sky, your eyes are the moon in the sky, and your face should be the clear night sky, because your youthful slogans are all over the sky, and there are so many pimples!
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Anonymous users2024-02-14Cool jokes to make girls happy Chasing girls cheats Don't watch if you have a girlfriend.
Topic: Haven't seen it.
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