Humorous sentences for women who love to toss, funny sentences about falling in love

1. Life is beautiful for some people, and these people spend their lives striving for a certain goal.

2. If one day you are tired but have no support, then please fall back, I have always been behind you.

3. Office workers get up and brush their teeth and wash their faces, and then hurry to work.

4. Try to minimize contact with people who are withdrawn, tell right and wrong, complain a lot, and have a negative mentality.

5. If a person is weak, he is his worst enemy, and if he is brave, he is his best friend.

6. The key to life lies in thought, spirit and mood, and it is very important to strive to make your thoughts clear, to make your spirit full and supportive, and to let yourself have a harmful, peaceful and cheerful mood every day.

7. Genuinely interested in others is the most important character of a salesman.

8. Rags, no one cares about ordinary work, but it gives people beautiful purity in obscurity. As long as the thought is promising, any work has a noble meaning.

9. Don't let you hate your current self in the future. I'm trying to become the person I like.

10. The poor lack money instead of time, and the rich lack time instead of money.

11. Life is not a pleasure, but a very heavy job.

12. When work is an obligation, life is a kind of hard labor. When work is a pleasure, life is a pleasure!

It's not difficult to drive, I'm just afraid of new people!

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

Occasionally, you will feel very cool when you are silent about life, but you will be miserable when you are silent about life.

If you don't buy lottery tickets, you will never know how bad your luck is, if you don't borrow money, you will never know how bad your popularity is, and if you don't confess, you will never know how ugly you are.

When you meet someone you like, you must confess, it doesn't matter if you're ugly, in case he's blind.

Very humorous and connotative sentences, so talented, laughing until my stomach hurts!

1) It's not that I'm not careless, but I did it on purpose!

It turns out that the marriage proposal is one.

A man's greatest compliment to a woman ......Is having an affair with a man the biggest compliment for this man?

I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like siblings, and in retrospect, I have been running naked for 19 years!

Don't set the password of your bank card to your girlfriend's birthday, otherwise it will always be very troublesome to change.

I can't give you happiness, but I can give you comfort!

I wanted to fall in love, but it was too late ......

When he grows up, he wants to marry Tang Seng, play if he can, and eat him if he can't.

I can't do piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and I'm tired of laundry and cooking.

Lovers eventually become family members.

1. What will you do, my love.

2. Let's raise a child, okay?

3. Fall in love once, one less friend.

4. One day, I will pour power in my hands and kill all the dogs who bear me.

5. I would like to be a winged bird in heaven, and I would like to be a pig in the same circle on the earth!

6. Rich people eventually become dependents, and lovers eventually become family members.

7. It is said that men become bad when they are rich; What about women? If you go bad, you get rich!

8. Don't see me through, then you will lose all interest in me.

9, little girl, come and sign a 70-year contract with the uncle.

10. I am reluctant to bully people, how can I let others bully?

11. The heart proposes to the hand, and the hand asks: Are you not afraid of my hot hands?

12. The emperor calls himself a widow, and the three thousand beauties of the harem should be called "widows".

13. You don't have to be like a trash can, always pretending and pretending.

15. When it comes to feelings, my head hurts, and I invest a lot of money, wasting my life.

A couple on a date in the park.

The woman suddenly wanted to release the p, so she said to the man: Do you want to hear the cuckoo call?

The man said yes. The woman smiled and said yes.

So she opened her mouth: Bu (fart sound) Gu (own voice) She asked the man if he heard it?

I didn't hear it clearly.

I hope the group owner can be happy every day.

And I'm happy with the person I like! I hope it will be adopted, thank you.

Being single is a realization, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is an awakening, getting married is a mistake, divorce is awakening, remarriage is obsessive, no lover is a waste, and having more lovers is an animal.

I came quietly, and went quietly, waving my dagger, leaving no one alive.

COS actor Yang Daxia: Love is really a strange dog|Look for scolding.

Yang Daxia, let's go together, Mingyue Tower shines on the head of the bed.

Gushan Temple North Jia Tingxi, with his girlfriend to catch crickets.

I like one in my hand, and I jump and run away from my girlfriend.

Yang Daxia, a good friend, is really a strange dog in love.

Do your best as a three-year-old child, and steal it to the next day.

Words from an American drama not long ago.

Deceiving the world calls it romantic".

If you think about it, it makes sense.

Affection is a burden that cannot be carried, and love words are just lies that are fulfilled by chance.