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A large python and a small venomous snake are friends.

On this day, they found a huge turtle on the side of the road.

Brother Snake thought, such a big man, but a good meal.

The anaconda said, "I'll deal with him."

So the python performed his stunt and used his body to entangle the big turtle firmly.

And the big turtle has already shrunk its body into its shell, and no matter how the python entangles, it can't hurt the big turtle.

Deflated, the python crawled to the side panting.

The big turtle cautiously showed its head, and the moment he showed his head, the little poisonous snake bit the turtle's head like lightning, and the big turtle hurriedly retracted into its shell.

But a few minutes later, the big turtle died of poisoning.

The python said: Wow! I couldn't hurt the turtle with all my efforts, but you did it easily.

The little viper said, "Because I know what is important to him."

But then there was a problem, the big turtle was still shrunk in its shell after death, and the two snakes were devouring animals, and they couldn't take off the shell of the turtle, so they had to leave the ...... in a daze

That lady is a man".

Mom said to her five-year-old son, "Dad said that tonight he was going to have a treat at home for a Yugoslav with whom he had business. In the evening, when the father and the guest entered the house, the child ran into the kitchen and whispered to his mother

Mom! Come and see, that lady is a man! ”

The teacher read a poem aloud and asked the students to write:

Lying in Spring": The dark plum smells the flowers, and the lying knows that the hatred is low. Yao smells like water, and it is easy to penetrate the spring green.

Who knows, one student wrote:

I'm stupid": I have no culture, I have a very low IQ, and I have asked who I am, a big stupid deer.

Once Xiao Ming asked his father: "Dad, am I a stupid child??" Dad said, "Silly boy, what's the matter with you, silly boy."

nnd, I didn't even write how to give it to you first!

I used to be the pistachio of our night shift when I was on the night shift, and I always laughed constantly, for a period of time I had the flu, we put several masks on the countertop, and when I was idle, I picked up scissors and cut the mask into the shape of a sanitary napkin, and the mask had a corrugated cotton layer, much like a sanitary napkin, I squeezed the leftover McDonald's ketchup on it and secretly put it on the ground of a male colleague's chair, and the night shift was almost over, around seven o'clock in the morning, a little brother who came to help clean and clean saw the tampon suspicion under the chair, Stunned, I analyzed it next to me: he was too busy to go to the bathroom to deal with it...The male colleague who was groomed has been kept in the dark.

There was a girl in the dormitory who fell out of love, cried to death, and didn't get out of bed for two days and two nights. On the third day, she came down by herself, lying on the ground and climbing on the balcony, the others were frightened and quickly dragged her back, and she cried again with her last strength: Leave me alone, I'll go and see, the takeaway is not ......

Tang Seng: Empty! I can't stand it for the teacher! Hurry up and become a girl!

Goku: No! Tang Seng: Then the teacher has to recite the mantra!

Wukong: Throw it on the ground!

Tang Seng: Empty, this is a gift from Sister Guanyin, pick it up.

Wukong bent down when he picked it up,,, and then Tang Seng