Who has a good joke? What a nice joke

Go to my space and see for yourself, you don't laugh, I have your last name.

Dude drank too much late at night and couldn't find the door. Standing in the community, he opened his throat: "Get up for me if you fall asleep!"

So I saw that many residents had their lights on. The buddy shouted again: "Open the windows!"

Record the humorous moments in life, modify, refine and refine! It's your own original joke! ~

There is a man who ventures alone in the forest and suddenly finds himself surrounded by cannibals. So he shouted to the sky: "I am dead, God save me!" ”

I saw a light appear in the sky, and a voice came: "Not necessarily, you pick up a big stone on the ground again and crush the chief who took the lead to death." So he picked up the largest stone on the ground and threw it at the chieftain, killing him.

The people were all stunned for a moment, and then they glared angrily, and then a voice came from the sky: "Now you are really dead." ”

One day, the geography teacher asked the students, does the river flow to **?

One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward."

The teacher ignored him, and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou.

The teacher was angry: You get out of here!

Student: Let's go.

The teacher said helplessly: Are you sick?

Student: You have me, I have it all!

Teacher: Try one more thing.

Student: When the road is uneven, I roar!

Teacher: Do you believe that I beat you up?

Student: Shoot when it's time to strike.

The teacher is angry: I will let you quit school!

Student: Storm in Kyushu!

Hehe, I wish in advance to the brothers and sisters who are wandering outside.

A patient anxiously asked the doctor: What is the survival rate after surgery for this disease?

The doctor replied: Fifty percent!

The patient nervously asked: Are you sure?

The doctor confidently said: No problem, this time it will be successful!

Because forty-nine have died in front!

One day God wanted to fulfill a person's wish on a whim, and this person thought about it and said: It is said that cats have 9 lives, give me 9 lives too, and God agreed.

One day this man was bored, so he thought, let's die, anyway, there are 9 lives, so he lay on the railway, after a train passed, this person still died, why is this?

Because that train has 10 carriages.