What is fishing funny? What are some of the funny things about fishing?

Fishing is funny and slips as follows1. Barley yellow, busy fishing.

2. The small fish jumps, and the big fish arrives soon.

3. On March 3, carp went to the river beach.

4. Three moves a day, morning and evening.

5. If you don't know the depth, don't take the bait.

6. Snow does not rain, and fishing after fog.

7. It is difficult to read two lines of books at a glance, and it is difficult to catch two fish with one rod.

8. A river and a fish, one fish eats one bait.

9. People wear jackets, fish wear grass, and grass nest fishing is good in winter.

Fishing is funny:As soon as you enter the fishing gate, you will be cut off from the red dust.

If you have money, you don't buy vegetables, but you can buy fishing tackle quickly.

If you have money, you don't drink, and you guard the river every day.

If you have money, you don't look for a concubine, and you fish alone all night.

If you have money, you don't play cards, and fishing comes on time.

My wife didn't let me go, and sat at the door in a hurry.

Usually not diligent, fishing and running fast.

The family didn't get up and had already arrived at the fish pond.

When I heard that it was good to fish, I was so anxious that I jumped up and down.

Don't give any fish, you have to catch your own!

Fishing is a slippery formula.

1. In the early spring, when fishing in the sun, the wind is fishing all day in mid-spring.

The meaning of this fishing proverb is very easy to understand, that is, when fishing in early spring, you should choose to fish at noon, because the temperature is high at this time, the activity of the fish is also strong, and the fishing position is best selected in the leeward and sunny place, and when the temperature and water temperature rise at the same time in mid-spring, you can fish all day.

Second, there is a lot of climate change in spring, and the depth and distance should be flexible.

In fact, this fishing proverb reveals a lot of information to anglers, including the so-called spring, because a season is divided into three stages of morning, middle and evening, because the temperature of each stage is different, so at this time it is necessary to choose the fishing position according to the temperature of the day of fishing.

3. Spring insects in summer and earthworms in autumn, and bloodworms can only be used in winter fishing.

Because the temperature in early and mid-spring is not very high, in order to replenish energy, fish will consume a large amount of bait with higher animal protein, such as earthworm bloodworms and other insect bait.

Fishing is funny:1. Fishing grass in spring, early hooking in summer.

2. There are more grass fishing holes, and less grass fishing seams.

3. In winter, the sun shines at noon, and the fish are fished in the leeward and sunny.

4. The water is wide and the fish are large, and the shallow fish are small.

5. Poisonous snakes that have bitten people.

Afraid of people, unhooked fish are afraid of hooks.

6. A drop of water in Qingming, a fish in the river.

7. There is a lot of moss under the water, and there is no soup to drink when fishing.

8. Even the grass fishing gap, the hook fish must be there.

9. Usually repair the rod and line, and it is difficult for the fish to escape when hooking the fish.

10. The fragrance of osmanthus in autumn and August is a good time for fishing.

11. Two days after the rain, the fish eat happily.

12. People wear jackets, fish wear grass, and grass nest fishing is good in winter.

13. Fishing in the sun in early spring, fishing in the rain and fog in mid-spring.

14. Fishing beach in spring, fishing yin in summer, fishing pond in autumn, and fishing yang in winter.

15. Three moves a day, morning and evening.

16. Fish the estuary in the rising water and fish in the deep pool.

17. Spring fishing, rain and fog, summer fishing early, autumn fishing, dusk fishing, winter fishing.

18. Wheat yellow, busy fishing.

19. At the water inlet, the fish goes up.

20. Fishing the tail of the weir fishing pier port, and fishing on both sides of the flood gate.

Fishing is funny:1. Fishing grass in spring, early hooking in summer.

2. There are more grass fishing holes, and less grass fishing seams.

3. In winter, the sun shines at noon, and the fish are fished in the leeward and sunny.

4. The water is wide and the fish are large, and the shallow fish are small.

5. Poisonous snakes that have bitten people are afraid of people, and fish that have escaped are afraid of hooks.

6. A drop of water in Qingming, a fish in the river.

7. There is a lot of moss under the water, and there is no soup to drink when fishing.

8. Even the grass fishing gap, the hook fish must be there.

9. Usually repair the rod and line, and it is difficult for the fish to escape when hooking the fish.

10. The fragrance of osmanthus in autumn and August is a good time for fishing.

11. Two days after the rain, the fish eat happily.

12. People wear jackets, fish wear grass, and grass nest fishing is good in winter.

13. Fishing in the sun in early spring, fishing in the rain and fog in mid-spring.

14. Fishing beach in spring, fishing yin in summer, fishing pond in autumn, and fishing yang in winter.

15. Three moves a day, morning and evening.

16. Fish the estuary in the rising water and fish in the deep pool.

17. Spring fishing, rain and fog, summer fishing early, autumn fishing, dusk fishing, winter fishing.

18. Wheat yellow, busy fishing.

19. At the water inlet, the fish goes up.

20. Fishing the tail of the weir fishing pier port, and fishing on both sides of the flood gate.

21. Spring fishing rain and fog fishing early, fishing grass at dusk.

22. It is better to fish downwind than to fish calmly.

23. I can't catch fish with bait.

24. There are many fish in large rivers and shrimp in small streams.

25. In the aquatic grass area in spring, there are many fish in the muddy place.

26. In spring, the beach will be fished, and the harvest is not ordinary.

27. When you encounter fishy bait in spring, the fish drool.

28. The peach blossoms bloom in March, and the fish with seeds jump up.

29. Surrounded by grass on three sides, fish are indispensable.

Fishing was poor for three years, and he ruined his life by playing with literature, and once he learned to chase rabbits. From then on, embark on the road of no return, if you fall in love with an eagle, look at the sky with tears in your eyes.

The first half of this proverbial saying about the philosophy of life is, fishing for three years is poor, and playing with birds ruins a life, this sentence is literally understood that fishing will make people poor, and playing with birds can easily ruin a person's life. In fact, this is all an exaggeration, not that fishing will become poor, and playing with birds will ruin one.

This sentence is intended to emphasize not to lose your mind and spend too much time on it, otherwise it will be a waste of time.

There is a saying in ancient China, planting flowers, derived from the original oracle bone inscription to the current simplified characters, many folk people have no knowledge, I don't know if you have heard such a sentence, are summarized by the life experience of the predecessors, even if it is the son of a large family, at that time the people struggled every day on the food and clothing line, and since then embarked on the meaning of no return.

Since birth, there is no need to worry about the economy, and there is a thousand-year-old cultural accumulation, and only they can understand the fun of fishing and raising birds.

Many people have heard that fishing is poor for three years, fishing is a very time-consuming thing, but this old man loves fishing and raising birds, and the saying brings together the life wisdom of the ancestors, and maintains a heart of struggle. Fishing is poor for three years, and playing with birds ruins a lifetime.