What is a food slip joke Excerpt from a food slip joke

The food is as follows:

1.Fresh bamboo shoots are fried to a crisp, and smoked bacon has flavor.

2.Xuan'en people, food is the sky, and the culture of eating is not simple.

3.Sometimes, people have to learn "crispy meat", and after being tormented, the appearance is slightly hard, but they must keep their hearts soft.

4.You must be careful in everything, just like eating "beautiful frog fish", if you get carried away, the fish bones choke in your throat, and you don't have to worry about regretting.

5.If you have money or not, you can take care of your mouth first, and there are many snacks on a river beach.

6.The team is like "Zhang Guan and scum", and only by cooperating and supporting each other can they complement each other.

7.Life is "noodles", there will always be ups and downs, ups and downs in life, and finally what you taste is the taste of beauty.

Excerpts from delicious passages, profound sentences can make us think about the meaning of life, famous quotes.

It can also be used as a motto in life.

Hand-copied celebrity quotes can deepen the impression, excerpts are a ten-year habit, the following is an excerpt of the food slippery jokes, just for everyone's reference.

1. Treat weight as nothing, and treat food as everything.

2, both Shengyu and He Shengliang.

Both raw food and raw fat.

3. Feasting on food This is something I have been insisting on.

4. Life must be happy, and eating and drinking must be enjoyable.

5. Let us be the companion of Hongchen and eat white and fat.

6. Eat and fat; If you don't eat, you're hungry.

7. On the road of no return for foodies, we are never lonely.

8. It's good to be a foodie, and you forget everything you eat.

9. Fireworks in the world, the flavor lasts forever.

10. The food I cook for you is the most beautiful love letter to you.

11. Leave your eyes to the scenery and your weight to the food.

12. People who think about ** every day have a foodie's mouth!

13. The years have made me know that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery and food.

14. I have to hold my heart and mind, no wonder I can't lose weight in my stomach.

15. I escaped the night of drinking and singing, and I couldn't avoid the streets where no one was around.

16. The highest level of foodie, seeing is food.

17. One person's'Hot pot, fireworks in a city, a song that misses you.

18. There is a kind of girl who only has two things in her mind: eating and **.

19. It's not for the sake of food, I really like the color of this tablecloth too much.

20. The sky wants me to be fat, so I have to be fat.

1. Today's stomach is 128g.

2. Love can be talked about slowly, and the meat must be eaten while it is hot.

3. Beautiful clothes and delicious food should not be disappointed!

4. Life is all about eating, eating! Wear it out!

5. Real foodies dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging lower abdomen.

6. Eat and drink well, and live forever together.

7. Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself, four meals are normal, and five meals are satisfying.

8. Even if the universe is big**.

I still can't stop myself from eating until I have a stomachache.

9. People who think about ** every day have a foodie's mouth.

10, there is a ** heart, but I gave birth to a foodie's mouth.

11. If I don't seem to have energy, I may be tired, I may be sick, but I am most likely hungry.

12. Others are full after two bites, but I can still eat two bites when I am full.

13. As long as you live, you will definitely be able to meet delicious food.

14. The so-called foodie is to have nothing to do when you are full.

15. Foodie's motto: Eat and drink today and don't work hard to find food and drink tomorrow.

16. There are unpredictable storms in the sky, and people have egg tarts in a moment.

17. If I can control myself, I will definitely hold my foodie's heart.

18. I'm a principled foodie, and what strange people give me has to be sterilized before I can eat it.

19. Drying food is a love for ordinary life.

20. I don't know how to be hungry when I eat, and I don't know how to turn upside down when I sleep.

Eat without vegetables to save money and fall in love, eat vegetables without meat and love enough.

I only love you in this life without rice in soup, and I love you forever without oil in stir-frying.

Stir-fry without salt and love you for 10,000 years, stir-fry without green onions and love you in your heart.

Keep your eyes on it, don't panic with chopsticks, see that there is no food, and hurry up to drink soup.

Eight dishes and one soup, all-you-can-pack rice, free tea, and drinks are not included.

The meal is half a quick soup, and the leader who goes out has an explanation, drinking less to eat more vegetables.

If you can't eat, you can stand up, and if you can't drink, you can't ask someone to replace you, and you really can't get rid of wine.

Beat the drum and beat Luolai, the members of the family gathered around a table, four cold and four hot which eight dishes, four steamed and four fried are not counted, and which iron pot stewed goose, and then a plate of pickles, there is a big table of meat and vegetarian.

1.Sprouts.

Two babies and two babies, eat bean sprouts and burn their chins.

2.Pea tips.

The pea was red on the tip of the tip, and the daughter-in-law was deaf, and she called her to get a rolling pin, and she went to get a blowtorch.

3.Steamed buns. Mother-in-law Moon, burn a bun, throw it into the sky, fall to the West River, watch the cow baby pick it up, don't return it to grandma, grandma complains, sue the river, river-shaped scooping water, scooping leakage, leaking water plucking nest, leaking deep nest, deep nest lying cow, lying cow, son cow ploughing the land, ploughing sand, sand planting wheat, planted barley, barley roasted wine, roasted soju, soju hospitality, hospitality of 100 guests, 100 guests left, went to beg.

4.Carrot.

The carrots are sweet, and when I see that the New Year is going to be celebrated, my son wants to eat meat, but Lao Tzu has no money.

Eat without vegetables Save money and fall in love Fight and practice your hands and feet Robbery and long-distance running Eat without vegetables and save money and fall in love Eat vegetables and don't eat meat and love enough at a time Cook soup without rice and love you only in this life Stir-fry without oil Love you forever Stir-fry without salt Love you for 10,000 years Stir-fry without green onions Love you in your heart If you have any questions, please ask.

Three meals a day, don't eat hungry panic, eat breakfast well, eat lunch full, eat less dinner, don't wait until you're hungry to eat, be sure to go to eat at the right time. You're healthy, I'm happy! Eat it well, and your body is great!

Eat without vegetables, save money, and fall in love.

Eat vegetables and don't eat meat, love enough at one time.

I only love you in this life.

Stir-fry without oil love you to permanently.

Stir-fry without salt and love you for 10,000 years.

Stir-fry without green onions, love you in your heart.

After eating the new cover, the waist does not hurt, the legs are not sore, the upstairs is energetic, and the meal is fragrant.

A spoonful of honey, a glass of water, drink it in the morning and then move your mouth, a spoonful of aged vinegar, three slices of ginger, and eat three meals a day.

Two cups of fresh milk, an egg, eat multigrain rice every day, a handful of wheat germ, a piece of potato, and one or two tofu are often advised.

A piece of kelp, a handful of mushrooms, half a catty of fresh fruits and a catty of vegetables.

One or two fresh fish, one or two meat, it is best to add a handful of beans, a spoonful of wolfberries, half a spoonful of salt, a handful of nuts to help prolong life, a handful of blueberries, three dates, and half an avocado for anti-aging.

Three spoons of vegetable oil, 221, olive soy flax oil, 10,000 steps, five cups of water, eat and balance without regrets!.

The highlights of the classic slippery jokes are as follows:

1. Plastic bags, bamboo and wooden chopsticks, urban pollution is really bad. Afraid!

2. Greeting cards are beautiful, greeting cards are good to rent reeds, and tree destruction is really bad. No!

3. Pollution refers to the fact that if it is rising, people's life expectancy will not increase. Terrible!

4. The sky turns yellow, the water turns black, and white garbage flies all over the sky. It's dirty!

5. A variety of trees and grasses will cause fewer natural disasters. It's wonderful!

6. Send greeting cards, wish the New Year, big trees and small trees hate dead people. Damn it!

7. The water source is cut off, the river is dirty, and the people's lives have suffered. It's miserable!

8. The sky is gray, the river is dirty, and the ecological environment is hurting. What to do?

9. Birds are beaten, forests are felled, and the natural environment is broken. Bad!

10. In the air, particulate matter, large ones can race mosquitoes and flies. Disgusting!

11. If there is a lot of exhaust gas and pollution, the sky will turn black. Turn into a black pot! Namin.

12. Kill animals, cut plants, and the earth wears rags. It's not pretty!

13. The wind is blowing, the sand and dust are rising, and the elderly and children are yellow-skinned. It's dirty!

14. The tree is withered, the leaves are yellow, and the forest mother is injured. Bad!

15. There is a big flood, there is a drought, and the farmer uncle is sweating. It's miserable!

16. Trees are cut down, forests are gone, and there are many cold winds in Siberia. It's cold!

17. There are many batteries, good batteries, and environmental pollution is the most important. **！

18. There are many birds, the weather is fine, and people live peacefully. Go to bed!

19. The grass is dry, the trees are dry, and Mother Earth is crying. Sad!

20. The source is dredged, the river is clean, and the warbler sings and dances like a fairyland. It's beautiful!