Find a humorous little story, and the humor must be from a foreign literary classic20

On the first day of school, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: "Xiao Ming, 1+1=?."Xiao Ming said, "I don't know." The teacher said, "Then go home and ask your family." ”

Xiao Ming went to ask his mother, his mother was arguing with others, Xiao Ming asked: "Mom 1+1=?" Mom said

Bastard! "Xiao Ming knows that 1+1 = bastard; Xiao Ming went to ask his father again, his father was drinking beer, and Xiao Ming asked, "Dad 1+1=?"

Dad said, "Cool! "Xiao Ming knows again that 1+1 = cool; Xiao Ming went to ask his grandfather again, his grandfather was watching TV, Xiao Ming asked:

Grandpa 1+1=? Grandpa said, "Gangster boss!

Xiao Ming knew that 1+1 = gang boss; Xiao Ming went to ask his sister again, and her sister was singing the national anthem: People who don't want to be slaves! Xiao Ming knew that 1+1 = people who rose up and did not want to be slaves; Xiao Ming went to ask his sister again, and her sister was singing a nursery rhyme:

The little rabbit obediently opens the door! Xiao Ming knew that 1+1 = the little rabbit obediently opened the door.

The next day, the teacher asked, "Xiao Ming 1+1=?" Xiao Ming said

Bastard! The teacher slapped Xiao Ming, and Xiao Ming said, "Cool."

The teacher said inexplicably, "Who taught you?" Xiao Ming said

Gangster boss. The teacher was startled and asked, "Xiao Ming, what are you doing?"

Xiao Ming sang: People who rise up and do not want to be slaves. Teacher, Xiao Ming closed the door, and Xiao Ming sang while knocking on the door

The little rabbit obediently opens the door! The teacher is dizzy!

The Last Ivy Leaf" talks about the old man who is very fierce, like the fierce dog ...... two girlsThis is not ......

Maggie's Gift has a good plot inside.

It's a dry humor.

Indeed, the gifts they gave each other were given up because of love.

It's well worth watching.

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, written by Mark Twain, is very good

Once upon a time, there was a master of Jinshi, who was domineering and domineering. One Spring Festival, in order to show off, he posted such a couplet on his door:

Father Jinshi, son Jinshi, father and son are Jinshi;

Mrs. Mother-in-law, Mrs. Daughter-in-law, Mrs. Mother-in-law.

Coincidentally, there was a poor talent in the town who passed by the door of Jinshi's house and saw this couplet. He looked at it with disdain, then with a smug smile. In the evening, when he saw that there was no one around, he quietly added some strokes to the couplet.

The noise outside the door alarmed Master Jinshi, and he hurriedly opened the door, and when he saw it, he immediately fainted on the steps in front of the door.

It turned out that the couplet in front of Jinshi's door had been changed to this by Xiucai:

The father enters the earth, the son enters the earth, and the father and the son enter the earth;

Mother-in-law loses her husband, daughter-in-law loses her husband, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law both lose their husbands.

A Scotsman who went to London to visit an old friend, but forgot his address, sent a telegram to his father: "Do you know Thoma's address?" Quick notice.

On the same day, he received an urgent callback: "Yes. ”

There were three people on vacation to New York. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel.

One night, the building's elevator broke down and the attendants arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. After discussing the three gorges, they decided to walk back to the room on foot, and agreed to take turns telling jokes, singing songs, and telling stories to ease the fatigue of climbing the stairs.

The jokes were told, the songs were sung, and when we finally climbed to the 34th floor, everyone felt exhausted.

Well, Peter, tell me a humorous story.

Peter said: "It's not a long story, but it's very sad: I forgot the key to my room in the hall.

3. In front of the meat stall, the city hall took 2 catties of meat and handed over 100 yuan, and the butcher: I can't find it, I'll give it next time;

In front of the vegetable stall, the city pavilion took two bags of vegetables and handed over 100 yuan, and the vegetable seller: I can't find it, I'll give it next time;

In front of the fruit stall, Hanhong of the city hall took 1 watermelon and handed it 100 yuan, and found 85 yuan. Later, people never saw the big shed selling fruit again...

If you look for a biography of a literary master, there must be one.

The subject matter of this book is life, and some hearsay humor and stories have been accumulated.

The book is divided into two parts: humor and story.