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Anonymous users2024-02-13The noodles were steamed buns and Haibian, looking for my cousin instant noodles to take revenge, the instant noodles were beaten violently when they saw the bean buns, and when they came back, they said to the noodles: Don't worry, I beat it out.
Ghost: God, my next reincarnation is like an angel with a white body and a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.
God: Then you should be reincarnated as a protector.
Soon after the ant and the elephant were married, the elephant died. While burying the elephant, the ant cried bitterly: "My dear, why did you go so early, I didn't do anything else in my life, so I buried you!" ”
Flight attendants advised passengers to wear seat belts.
The last time the plane made a forced landing, the people who didn't wear seat belts fell and their flesh and blood were blurred. ”
Asked: "The one with the seatbelt??" ”
Answer: "It's okay, they all sit well, just like living people." ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-12County Order: "When you steal, don't you want to think that you still have an elderly mother?" ”
Thief: "Why not, my lord, but I can't find anything that her old man uses."
Big brother and little ** and a lot of super funny short jokes.
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Anonymous users2024-02-11pinched the neck of a big rooster but didn't dare to cut it, hesitated for a long time, and the chicken was strangled to death by me.
Once, while eating and chatting in the cafeteria, I suddenly found that I had dropped a piece of rice outside, and secretly felt sorry for the farmer uncle for wasting food, so I picked it up and ate it. But then I found out that the meal didn't seem to be my ......
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Anonymous users2024-02-10The thief who made people laugh and cry for the first time, returned from abroad, just got off the train, and found that the zipper of the bag had been unzipped. When I opened it, the information was still there. However, there are a few more rows of words written by thieves in the blank space of the information:
Such a beautiful bag, you don't put money in it, you don't have the money to put anything wide? Waste my feelings!
The second time, I was resting at home during the day, and when I was surfing the Internet, I suddenly heard a sound coming from the kitchen, and I gently walked over to take a look, and it turned out to be a thief prying my security doors and windows. I pulled out a kitchen knife and walked over to him and said, "What are you going to do, if you don't leave, I'll call the police."
The thief put away his tools unhurriedly, and then threw out a sentence at me: "You are sick, there are people in the house, make a noise!" It hurt Lao Tzu to be busy for a long time.
As he spoke, he turned around and walked ......
The third time, I was walking alone on the street, and a little boy in his 10s pulled out my pocket of clothes, and I turned my face to him and said, "Kid, what are you digging for?" "Nonsense, money, of course.
The kid replied. I saw that he was a child, so I scared him and said, "I don't have any money, you don't have to come back to pay it, or I will send you to the ** bureau."
The child glared at me and said, "You don't have any money, what are you so murderful?" After saying that, I left in a huff, and I was so angry that I couldn't speak for a while.
The fourth time, I came home from the night shift, it was late, I was washing in the bathroom, and suddenly I heard a movement at the door, as if someone was picking my lock at the door. So I shouted, "Who?
What are you doing? Who knew that the thief replied at the door, "What are you doing if you don't sleep so late?"
There was no sound after that. I was at a loss for what to do, and I couldn't ...... crying or laughing
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Anonymous users2024-02-09Hehe! In fact, each of us is a long, long joke, sometimes to deceive others, sometimes to deceive others, sometimes you laugh at others for being stupid, in fact, you yourself are more stupid than others. Sometimes the things you want are clearly in front of you, but you don't realize that good things treat them as grass, and worthless things treat them as treasures.
Think about every detail of life and you'll see that it's the real joke!
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Anonymous users2024-02-08Bad jokes or not. Three feathers of different colors.
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Anonymous users2024-02-07One day, the wolf was going to eat three piglets. Two of the three little pigs are at the doorway and one is on the roof. (Pig A and Pig B are at the doorway, and Pig C is on the roof.) Pig A's name is "who", pig B's name is "where", and pig C's name is "what". So:
Wolf: "Who are you?" ”
Pig A: "Yes! ”
Wolf: "What? ”
Pig A: "'What' on the roof. ”
Wolf: "What is your name, I mean?" ”
Pig A: "My name is 'who', 'what' on the roof!" ”
The wolf asked Pig B again.
Wolf: "Who are you?" ”
Pig B: "I'm not 'who', he's 'who' (referring to Pig A.)." ”
Wolf: "You know him?" ”
Pig B: "Hmm! ”
Wolf: "Who is he?" ”
Pig B: "Yes. ”
Wolf: "What? ”
Pig B: "'What' on the roof!" ”
Wolf: "Where?" ”
Pig B: "'Where' is me." ”
Wolf: "Who?" ”
Pig B: "Who is he." (pointing to pig A)".
Wolf: "How do I know?" ”
Pig B: "Who are you looking for?" ”
Wolf: "What? ”
Pig B: "He's on the roof." ”
Wolf: "Where?" ”
Pig B: "It's me." ”
Wolf: "Who?" ”
Pig B: "I'm not 'who', he's 'who'".
Wolf: "Oh my God! ”
Pig A Pig B: "Oh my God" is our dad! ”
Wolf: "What, your father?" ”
Pig B: "No! ”
The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Why? ”
Pigs A, B, C: "Do you know our grandfather?" ”
Wolf: "What? ”
Pig A: "No, our grandfather is 'why'. ”
Wolf: "Why? ”
Pig A: "Yes! ”
Wolf: "What is it?" ”
Pig A: "No, 'why'. ”
Wolf: "Who?" ”
Pig A: "Who am I?" ”
Wolf: "Who are you?" ”
Pig A": Yes, I am 'who'. ”
Wolf: "What? ”
Pig A, B: "He's on the roof." "Thank you.
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Anonymous users2024-02-06One day a neuropathy asked another person: 1+1=?, A2; 1+2=?, A3; Suddenly, with a bang, the neurotic man blew on the muzzle of the gun and said: You know too much.
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In the evening, the woman made dinner, and for a long time she didn't see her husband come back to prepare the letter, so the woman complained: Mom, he must be someone outside, her mother said frankly: silly child, don't always think about the worst, maybe there was a car accident....
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Two old people in a neighboring village often go to a teahouse to drink tea, and they are a little familiar after a long time, although they are not very literate, but they pretend to be Sven. One day, the two sat at a table and drank tea, greeted each other politely, and the younger one stood up and clasped his fists with both hands to speak first, may I ask my brother's surname? The older man took a thin fire-burning stick and made a word on the dirty ground''weeks'', But the slightly younger old man didn't know this word, only knew the word inside, and then, brother, your surname is Ji, and the slightly older man was very unhappy, and then he also stood up and clasped his fists with both hands and asked >>>More