In the midst of depression, whoever tells a funny joke will be given points

One day, the wolf was going to eat three piglets. Two of the three little pigs are at the doorway and one is on the roof. (Pig A and Pig B are at the doorway, and Pig C is on the roof.) Pig A's name is "who", pig B's name is "where", and pig C's name is "what". So:

Wolf: "Who are you?" ”

Pig A: "Yes! ”

Wolf: "What? ”

Pig A: "'What' on the roof. ”

Wolf: "What is your name, I mean?" ”

Pig A: "My name is 'who', 'what' on the roof!" ”

The wolf asked Pig B again.

Wolf: "Who are you?" ”

Pig B: "I'm not 'who', he's 'who' (referring to Pig A.)." ”

Wolf: "You know him?" ”

Pig B: "Hmm! ”

Wolf: "Who is he?" ”

Pig B: "Yes. ”

Wolf: "What? ”

Pig B: "'What' on the roof!" ”

Wolf: "Where?" ”

Pig B: "'Where' is me." ”

Wolf: "Who?" ”

Pig B: "Who is he." (pointing to pig A)".

Wolf: "How do I know?" ”

Pig B: "Who are you looking for?" ”

Wolf: "What? ”

Pig B: "He's on the roof." ”

Wolf: "Where?" ”

Pig B: "It's me." ”

Wolf: "Who?" ”

Pig B: "I'm not 'who', he's 'who'".

Wolf: "Oh my God! ”

Pig A Pig B: ""Oh my God" is our dad! ”

Wolf: "What, your father?" ”

Pig B: "No! ”

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Why? ”

Pigs A, B, C: "Do you know our grandfather?" ”

Wolf: "What? ”

Pig A: "No, our grandfather is 'why'. ”

Wolf: "Why Li Hui?" ”

Pig A: "Yes! ”

Wolf: "What is it?" ”

Pig A: "No, 'why'. ”

Wolf: "Who?" ”

Pig A: "Who am I?" ”

Wolf: "Who are you?" ”

Pig A": Yes, I am 'who'. ”

Wolf: "What's withered?" ”

Pig A, B: "He's on the roof." "Thank you.

1. A hungry wolf forages for food, and I hear a woman training a child: If you cry again, you will be thrown out to feed the wolf!

The child cried all night, and the wolf waited outside the door until dawn, and sighed: **, women are **!

2.One prisoner was executed, and because the bullet was of inferior quality, the first shot was not fired, and then it was released.

Second shot. The third shot. At this time, the prisoner cried: Big brother, you strangle me, it's so scary!

3.After watching the black 100-meter race, an old lady wiped her tears and said: Scared to death! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot.

Kill, I shot without aiming, the babies were so scared that they ran, and the rope couldn't stop it!

4. Women have two outstanding advantages, but there is a loophole; Men, although they have no merits, have a strength.

5. Men often grasp the two outstanding advantages of women and use their strengths to make up for women's loopholes, which is called seamless.

One day, someone's boss looked for someone, but couldn't find him, and later a colleague told him that the person was in the toilet. When the man returned, he was reprimanded by his boss: "How could you not be there when I was looking for you?" ”

Boss, I'm squatting in the toilet and can't come out. The man explained carefully.

I'm, how to get out. ”

Clipping. The man said weakly: "Boss, it's rare." ”

1. A: How much is your annual salary?

B: 10 million

A: There were more than 800,000 that month

B: Yes, this is the base salary

A: Yes, what are you doing?

B: The dreaming ......

2. 1. "Happiness" is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters.

2. The "generation gap" is that I asked my father what he thought of "Chrysanthemum Terrace", and he said that he had never drunk it.

3. "Narcissism" means that I must be reincarnated as a woman in the next life, and then marry a man like me.

4. "Speechless" is when the judge asks: Why did you print counterfeit money? The criminal said: I can't print real money.

5. "Despair" is to order two dishes at a restaurant and eat the first one: "There is something more unpalatable in the world."

Is it?! "Eat the second"! There really is! ”

6. "Collapse" is that an old lady walks into KFC and says to the waiter: I want a KFC, a McDonald's, and a hamburger.

Three. What is a white-collar worker?

Today, I paid my salary, paid off my loan, paid my rent, water, electricity and gas bills, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, and touched my mouth.

The rest of the money in the bag, sighed: this month's salary is white-collar again.

What is a blue-collar collar? The foreman said that it was almost time to pay his salary, and he still owed his accommodation expenses, food expenses, lost work expenses, and medical expenses.

The boss is more than 100, so he is too lazy to get it, and he is called a blue-collar worker

4. One day, the geography teacher asked the students, where does the river flow?

One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward."

The teacher ignored him, and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou.

The teacher was angry: You get out of here!

Student: Let's go.

The teacher said helplessly: Are you sick?

Student: You have me, I have it all!

Teacher: Try one more sentence ...

Student: When the road is uneven, I roar!

Teacher: Do you believe that I beat you up?

Student: Shoot when it's time to shoot....

The teacher is angry: I will let you quit school!

Student: Storm in Kyushu!

The blind man and the lame man ride in the same chariot, and the lame man sees the road and the blind man rides. Suddenly, there was a ditch in front of him, and the lame man hurriedly shouted, "Ditch! Ditch! Ditch! The blind man turned back and sang, "O-ho O-oh O-woo .......""Is that okay??

To give you a few things that happened around you, once a child shoe in the class caught a cold, and had a stuffy nose, and then sneezed, and the snot went out, and pia to another child's shoe face. . . There is another one, eating in the restaurant, there is an uncle who has eaten several bowls of rice and is still eating, and a little kid pointed at him and said, Ma Ma, you see that uncle is a rice bucket... Also, during class, the teacher used a computer to project a black man, wearing a jersey, it was Kobe Bryant's and said, at this time, there was a child who was very excited and said that it was Obama...

1. The man chased the bus until he got home and didn't catch up, and when he came back, he said to his wife that he didn't catch up with the bus, but it was okay to exercise and earn 1 yuan My wife was angry and said at the time, You are stupid, you want to chase and chase a taxi, at least earn a starting price!

2. Mrs. Mary went to court for running a red light. The judge stared at her and asked, "Mrs. Mary?"

Yes. You used to be a teacher at Westside Elementary School? Yes, how do you know?

The judge smiled, I was your student. Mrs. Mary smiled too, and became relaxed. The judge went on to say, I have been waiting for this day for more than 20 years, and now I will punish you for copying a thousand times, "I made a mistake in running a red light, and I will never do it again."

When I separated from my first love, it was because the two of them were too stubborn ......The year before last, he got married and invited me to ......Sad ......I went with 520I got married this year and can finally take revenge on me, and he followed 1314 ......