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Anonymous users2024-02-12You let it go on no. If you have money, you can get on it if you have money.
It's been two years.
I'm still following you. I'll do it.
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Anonymous users2024-02-11Broadcast on the bus: Dear passengers, when you meet the elderly, weak, sick, disabled, pregnant and carrying children, please give up a seat for them, thank you for your cooperation.
At this time, the car stopped at the stop, and an old woman came up, trembling and on crutches.
Xiaohong, who was sitting, thought: I still have to sit until the end, I am very tired from standing for twenty minutes, old lady, someone else will give you a seat.
At this moment, Xiao Ming, who was sitting in front of Xiao Hong, stood up and carried the old woman to his seat.
Grandma: Thank you, little friend, children nowadays are so polite!
Nickname: You're welcome, grandma, this is what I should do.
Twenty minutes passed, the car drove to the terminal, and Xiao Hong and Xiao Ming got off together.
Xiaohong: Why are you so stupid, you are not tired after standing for 20 minutes to give up your seat to the old lady!
Nickname: No, I'm not tired from standing for 20 minutes with my young body, but the old man will be very tired from standing for 20 minutes.
Little Red's face flushed.
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Anonymous users2024-02-10Liu Xiaoguang's sketch "On the Bus" lines:
Wang Long: Hey, tell you not to give me **, don't give me **, ah, I'm in a bad mood, what's the matter, okay, hang up, hang up, hang up. All right. Occupy a seat and put it here, who will take care of it? Whose? Throw it away.
Liu Xiaoguang: My, hey.
Wang Long: It's so hot today, wow, in this car, you won't open the window when you put it next to it.
Liu Xiaoguang: Don't dare.
Wang Lung: Why don't you dare to do this?
Liu Xiaoguang: Hey, who dropped the lighter? Hey, come on. Come here and pick it up, come on. Don't pick it, you're also afraid of individuals. Ahh
Wang Lung: What's the matter, who, who, what are you yelling about, you're yelling, you're locked up.
Liu Xiaoguang: No, I didn't close it.
Tianwa: Oops, it's too hot, I'm wearing hot today.
Wang Long: No, why are you picking on the two of us, don't you, open it.
Tianwa: It's hot. Ay.
Wang Lung: Who. Liu Xiaoguang: Oops, this bus is too hot.
Wang Long: It's hot, you won't open the window, it's hot. Why are you so beaten up to find you, open it.
Liu Xiaoguang: I didn't close it, I was indeed wronged.
Wang Lung: Let me tell you, if you turn me off again, you see that if I cut you, you won't be able to sleep well.
Liu Xiaoguang: Hey, big brother, look, the kid who closed the window caught me.
Wang Lung: No, buddy.
Liu Xiaoguang: What about you?
Wang Lung: It's none of your business, what do you mean?
Tian Wa: Big brother, I did close the window, what's the matter, my daughter-in-law is pregnant and afraid of the wind.
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Anonymous users2024-02-09It seems to be "Men Are True Heroes" %d%a
Can it solve your problem?
I don't blame you for this, the driver of the bus is already driving unsteadily, if you have learned to drive, you will know that they drive the clutch is quite awkward You see that the conductor on the bus can stand firmly, it is because of his long-term work, just like the Navy practice walking on the shaking deck, I believe that if you are on the bus for a long time, you can be the same as him
Alas, the most degraded art now is cross talk, with this kind of lines, how can you say good cross talk!
It can be used by connecting to wifi.
You don't have to be afraid of "lonely journey" to commute by bus, as long as you use your mobile phone and tablet. >>>More
These are indeed hard to avoid.
Generally, thieves are several people on the car together, especially when there are many people, thieves usually have some items in their hands, such as umbrellas and bags, because this is the cover when they commit crimes, and thieves generally wear suits or clothes in winter are not buttoned With the shields in their hands, generally they get in the car are several people After the crime is successful, they get off the car immediately As long as you pay careful attention when there are many people, it is easy to find their expressions Looking around, mainly to look at the pockets and bags of the people in the car I hope it will help you Prevent thieves.