Suitable for cross talk or sketches for college students and campus reporters!

I haven't heard of cross talk that fits more with campus reporters, but you can go and see the cross talk "I am 110".

There are a lot of male and female crosstalk on campus, and you can search a lot on the Internet!

1 All Zhang: Our family is a family of braggarts!

Wang: Our family is still a bragging professional!

Zhang: Our family brags that we don't pay taxes.

Wang: Our family brags and still doesn't pay!

Zhang: It's not blowing, I go to the toilet as soon as I am born.

Wang: Crawling?

Zhang: Who can crawl when they are born!

Wang: How do you get there?

Zhang: The bed is used as a toilet!

Wang: It's called bedwetting!

Zhang: If you want to brag, I can't compare.

Wang: I don't believe it, do you dare to compare it here?

Zhang: Blowing here? No problem!

Wang: If you want to say that this is a lot of food, I can eat five bowls of noodles in one meal!

Zhang: I can eat eight catties of dumplings in one meal!

Wang: Oops, I have a fever!

Zhang: I also had a high fever last night!

Wang: I have a fever of 67 degrees.

Zhang: I have a high fever of 94 degrees.

Wang: You're not afraid of being burned to death!

Zhang: When I went to bed at night, I held a handful of corn in my hand, and when I saw it the next day, it was all popcorn!

Wang: I covered a quilt when I went to bed at night, and when I saw it the next day, the quilt had burned a big hole!

Zhang: I'm taller than a building!

Wang: I have my head on the sky, my feet on the ground, and I can reach out to grab a big plane!

Zhang: My upper lip is against the sky, and my lower lip is against the ground!

Wang: What about your face?

Zhang: Shameless braggarts!

Wang: Hey! ......

Zhang: What else do you want to blow?

Wang: Tell you! I'm a great man!

Zhang: What are your abilities?

Wang: I am a man who can read with my ears.

Zhang: You didn't ask me what I was capable of, did you?

Wang: What are you capable of?

Zhang: I often eat through my nose.

Wang: Then I can use my armpits to find minerals.

Zhang: I can use my throat to generate electricity.

Wang: I can see people through the wall.

Zhang: I can see your money through your clothes!

Wang: I invited my classmates to dinner last night!

Zhang: I also invited my classmates to dinner last night!

Wang: How I blow it, how he blows!

Zhang: Come on! Wang: It's bad to eat! I swallowed my chopsticks!

Zhang: I'm eating and I'm going bad! I'm going to swallow the spoon!

Zhang: I'm eating and eating and it's going bad! I bite ......I'm biting my nose off!

Wang: Huh? Are you enough?

Zhang: I bite it on my stilts! Can you handle it?

Wang: Is it like that?

Zhang: I brag about having ancestral recipes.

Wang: I can blow the square into a circle.

Zhang: I can blow the short ones into long ones.

Wang: I can blow the ugly into beautiful.

Zhang: I can blow the dead into the living.

Wang: Hey, you're amazing.

Zhang: Blow! Wang: Let me tell you, our family is a braggart workshop.

Zhang: Our family is a brag factory.

Wang: Our family is a ****.

Zhang: Our family is a braggart tolas.

Wang: Our home is the world's bragging center! Hmph, look how you blow it!

ZZ: We ......We ......Your center was blown out by our family.

Wang: Ahem! You can't compare, you can really blow it!

I'm not proficient in pinyin and strokes, so the text messages are sent very slowly, and sometimes friends don't bother to reply to text messages, so I don't suffer from my friends' complaints.

On this day, my old friend Xiao Liu told me that I recently issued a mobile phone that can automatically reply to text messages, and I was about to change my phone, so I bought one. As soon as I got my phone, I started to set up automatic replies: my friends usually send funny jokes, and they automatically reply to "haha"; Girlfriends generally like to ask "where are you?" and reply "on the way"; In addition, Section Chief Li would often ask "how things are going", and he replied "no problem".

Sure enough, as soon as it was set up, my friend's joke was sent, and I turned on the auto-reply function, and "haha" was sent. As expected, the text messages from my girlfriend and the section chief also came one after another, and I replied automatically. With my own cleverness to save trouble and worry, I was complacent.

On this day, when I went to work, I was negligent and forgot to be at home with my phone on. As soon as I arrived at the unit, I met Section Chief Li. Section Chief Li stepped forward with a smile and held my hand:

Xiao Zhang, I didn't expect you to be so refreshing, enough friends! I was confused and asked, "What's wrong with the section chief?"

Hey, it's all about this house. I was still short of 10,000 yuan to borrow, so I tried to send you a text message to borrow it, but I didn't expect you to agree so quickly. The section chief said with a smile.

Only then did I remember that I had set the reply to the section chief to "no problem", so I had to complain to myself.

When I got home from work, I met Xiao Liu on the road. He hurriedly called out to me: "Xiao Zhang, what did you do?"

Your girlfriend's bike has been stolen and you can't be found anywhere. I don't answer when I hit you, and you still have the heart to 'haha' when you send you a text message! "My brain buzzed, oh no, the text message was in trouble, and I didn't bother to explain it to him, so I hurried to my girlfriend's house to take the blame.

When my girlfriend opened the door and saw my panicked appearance, she said angrily, "Aren't you 'on the road'?" How did it come? From texting you in the morning until the afternoon, you're 'on the road' and don't know which way you're on! ”

I opened my mouth to explain, but I didn't know where to start.

Campus cross talk (two people) must be funny, not too much for about 3 minutes, preferably a famous bridge. Good bonus Zhang: Our family is a family of braggarts! Wang: Our family is still a bragging professional! Zhang: Our family brags no.

The 3-minute sketch is not so delicate and funny, and you still need to be famous. Look at the white clouds and black soil put you can filter the dots.

Characters: A father A A classmate.

Setting Scene: University Dormitory A Dozen**.

It probably means that A is using the dormitory** to fight with his girlfriend**. Falsely claiming that his family is very rich in the local area, saying that his father has bought a famous car again, and his mother has just returned from Europe... Wait a minute.

Student A was in the dormitory preparing to take the lunch box to eat, and when he saw A playing **, he made a communication with A with his eyes, meaning that he had gone to eat.

At this time, the mobile phone rang, and A saw that the number was at home, so he hurriedly hung up with his girlfriend**, saying that he would talk about it later**.

The conversation between A and A's mother is that the grandmother at home is sick, and A's father comes to the city where A's study to ask relatives to borrow money for grandma's treatment, and he may go to see you. (It's okay if the call reflects the display of A's family and the contrast between his account to his girlfriend).

A hung up on her mother's ** and continued to call her girlfriend**. At this time, someone knocked on the door, and A thought that his roommate had forgotten the key after dinner, and muttered impatiently to open the door. As soon as the door opened, he quickly continued to talk to his girlfriend, and he didn't see who it was, but just said something like "why did you forget to bring the key" and continued to make ** porridge.

continued to talk about his "prominent" family background.

In fact, it was father A who entered the door, and father A's behavior towards his son was also very different, so he didn't listen to his son's beating, and the more he listened, the more angry he became. But remain silent.

A few minutes, A hung up **, just wanted to ask what was delicious in the cafeteria today, turned his head and saw that he only said one word "Dad".

Recently, I watched a cross talk at the college event, which is to make up a small cross talk of the Internet buzzwords in recent college life, funny, and connected, so you can try it yourself Come on!!

You can organize a sketch based on the problems encountered in study and life, and the sketch highlights and reflects the current situation of life, such as reflecting the help of college activities to a person's growth, being a person, reflecting the college atmosphere and the theme of the college's moral cultivation. The content of the sketch should be positive, with outstanding personality, and representative; The difficulty of college students' employment is an urgent problem to be solved in our country, this status quo can also be performed independently as a sketch, the specific performance depends on your talents, give full play to the collective and individual strengths, I believe that such a type of sketch can be performed vividly, unique and essential! To learn acting skills, please watch Mr. Zhao Benshan's sketches, you must have understood!

word=Zhao Benshan joke.