Who has jokes about dream talk? Give me a joke! About dreaming.

The Seven Strange Sights That the World Can't Explain 1Those who light candles at 2:32 p.m. will see the tragic death of a witch in the 18th century. 2。

If your nails are painted with a layer of black, a layer of white, and a layer of red still intact, someone will confess to you. 3.Peeling apples at 4:38 p.m., if the peel of the apple breaks, 96 hours of inexplicable death.

If you look in the mirror, you will see your past life and how you died. 5.The girl who wears black clothes and doesn't comb her hair at night has no shadow 6

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A joke about dream talk.

Ah Cong sleeps on the top bunk in the student dormitory, and his classmates sleep below. One morning, as soon as the sky was bright, Ah Cong vaguely heard the buddy below call him: "Ah Cong." Ah Cong.

Ah Cong sobered up for a moment and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

The buddy said, "Eat rice noodles."

Ah Cong looked at his watch, it was only 6 o'clock, what were you doing so early on this cold day.

I heard my buddy call again: "Go."

Okay, go and go. Ah Cong crawled out of the warm bed, got dressed, and got out of bed, the guy was still sleeping.

Oh. This kid is talking in his sleep!! Ah Cong was furious.

In the dormitory, there are two buddies on the upper bunk.

In the middle of the night, A suddenly yelled, "You kneel down for me!" ”

Then B answered: "I don't kneel, Lao Tzu is the uncle!" ”

When Chenchen was sleeping, he dreamed that his grandmother came to his house as a guest and gave him 2 pieces of chocolate. Chenchen didn't want to pick it up, so he said to his grandmother: "You haven't been here for a long time, you should give me 5 pieces of chocolate!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he woke up and found nothing in his hand. So he immediately closed his eyes again and muttered, "Please forgive me, grandma, I only need two pieces now." ”

A beautiful woman said to a friend, "I sleepwalk around the house every day. My friend said, "It's okay, you're going to go home in the end." The beautiful woman replied with tears: "But I sleep naked every day." ”

After I fainted, I still had a room by myself, and I locked the door before going to bed.

Just now, the squad leader who was still snoring shouted loudly in his dream: the right deviation of the heads of the comrades who were curled up in the quilt was brushed to the right side, and their heads remained in their original position when they got up the next day, many years ago, the recruits were trained for 3 months, not only the comrades-in-arms were physically and mentally exhausted, but even the squad leader was in a trance. It's just that the queue training of our class is the countdown of the company to supplement, the countdown of the queue training is actually a very helpless thing, the height of the head of the platoon is more than two meters, and the height of the tail of the platoon is less than one meter seven, such a gap makes the training very difficult, but everyone is stubborn and refuses to admit defeat, and they all want to cooperate with each other to complete this matter is not simply a reflex.

In fact, the problem of the squad leader's dream talk is really to be treated, the squad leader said that the dream talk is the most peculiar I have ever seen, and he will say what he will say during the day, and the words are very clear. During the day, I will shout slogans when I train hard, I will shout slogans at night, I will say Xiao Huangwen at night when I see my girlfriend during the day, and I will say Xiao Huangwen at night when I talk a few more words with female soldiers. I've always been worried about his married life.

The head of the university dormitory.,Usually serious.,Don't smile.,The kind that tells a joke to explain the groove to him.。 Love to talk in dreams, and they are all dialects, I can't understand them, and every time I say a dream talk, I must first exhale a bad breath. On the night of the third year, I just learned the chapter of diagnosing Chang chaotic hand and learning heart examination, how to distinguish different heart sounds, the dormitory chief went to bed early at night, and a few of us night owls were still lying playing with mobile phones, only to hear a signature exhalation from the head of the house, we thought that the head of the house was going to come to a few words of incomprehensible bird language to accompany the quiet, and we didn't find the head of the house with a fluttering accurate and tolerant ordinary hair and said slowly:

This is the normal heart sound, this is the third heart sound, this is the third heart sound, this is the fourth heart sound, this is the fourth heart sound, this is the fourth heart sound, the third heart sound Five seconds later, the other five people, except for the headmaster, erupted in thunder. The loud laughter directly woke up the chief of the house.

I shared a bed with my classmates while traveling in New York. At two o'clock in the morning, I didn't know what I was dreaming about, so I suddenly sat up and slapped her, saying as I patted it, "It's eight o'clock, get up, it's eight o'clock!!

Once, when my dad slept until the sun was high, my mother and I didn't call him at noon, and we sat quietly to eat.

Suddenly I heard him shout: Lao Tzu has been through ups and downs for so many years, I don't care about your bowl of dumplings! Ups and downs over the years......I don't care about your bowl of dumplings ......Then when he woke up, he said that he dreamed that he was participating in the Anti-Japanese War, and he was the head of a village that led everyone to fight guerrilla warfare with devils in the ice and snow.

Everyone was hungry for several days, the grass roots and tree bark were gnawed away, and the cotton wool in their cotton clothes was pulled out and eaten in ......the snow(Of course, we have heard a lot about these heroic deeds).

The squad leader, who was still snoring just now, shouted loudly in a dream: Xiang (xiāng) right (yōu) look (kān) Qi (qì). The heads of the comrades who were curled up in the quilt swiped to the right.

When they wake up the next day, their heads remain in their original position ......Many years ago, the recruit company had three months of high-intensity training, not only the comrades-in-arms were physically and mentally exhausted, but even the squad leader was in a trance. However, the queue training in our class is the reciprocal of the company. To add, the countdown of queue training is actually quite a helpless thing, the height of the platoon leader is more than two meters, and the height of the platoon is less than one meter seven, such a gap makes the training very difficult, but everyone including the squad leader is stubborn and refuses to admit defeat, and it is not simply a conditioned reflex to cooperate with each other to complete this matter.

At that time, I liked to stay up late, so I had not slept at two o'clock at night, and at this time I heard a roommate talking in his sleep. The specific content is that the teacher should not collect the papers, and I remembered how to do this question. After thinking about it, I suddenly understood.

At that time, he was preparing for the English 6 exam. Every day, I worry that I won't be able to finish writing when I take the exam.

I remember when I was in junior high school, I lived on campus. One night I was still asleep when I suddenly felt someone pull my hand and shake me. I slowly opened my eyes and realized that it was my roommate sleepwalking, and he said that he would pay me back. It's also terrifying. I didn't even fall asleep that night.

When I was in high school, my roommate once thought he was the emperor in his sleep, and he took his textbook and put it on his head, thinking it was a hat. After a while, he suddenly started to say flat, and then he lay down and fell asleep again, and that night he laughed half to death, and he didn't know by himself.

During military training, I checked my bed with the teacher, and outside the boys' dormitory, I suddenly heard someone shouting loudly: Turn right! I heard a "bang" sound, and quickly went in to see, a boy fell to the ground wrapped in a quilt, and when I asked, I realized that I was dreaming that I was shouting the password.

When I was in college, I often lost the power and played with my phone in the bed for a while, and then my roommates fell asleep and I was still playing. After a while, a classmate spoke, and I didn't hear what I said clearly, it should be a dialect, and then another roommate said something, and after a while, I heard someone say, I said, what are you discussing, it's gone.

At 3 a.m. in the dormitory, the class leader shouted, "All assembled!" "Left and right included our dormitory, and everyone in the three dormitories began to put on clothes, shoes, hairspray, and then concentrated in the squad leader's dormitory.

Saw... He was snoring, and his mouth was still saying, "All assemble, the gray wolf has entered the village!" ”

A middle-aged man had a colonoscopy, and after the operation, I pushed him to the recovery room for observation, and then his wife also came to accompany him. His wife asked me when he would wake up, and I said he could wake up at any time. His wife shook him and woke him up loudly.

The first thing he said when he woke up was that you are noisy, and you are annoyed to sleep at home. I finally slept so steadily, you woke up, a handful of all dragons and seven pairs of no nonsense. He counted his wife down.

Said I'm going to ** touch such a good card in the future.

First of all, this is a true thing, I slept in the lower bunk when I was in college, and everyone slept at that time, and my right upper bunk just came back from playing lol during the day, and the dream began to talk, come to the middle road, hurry, hurry! I was admitted to talk a lot in my bedroom in my dormitory, and according to my classmates, I replied at the time, I hung up early, can't I see? I've been talking about it for four years!

Once, watching cartoons at home, little boys, all like those monster-fighting cartoons (Ultraman), people are excited to watch, when I go to bed at night, I hear him in his room whispering and I don't know what to say, I crawled to his bedside, and I heard people say, "Wait for me to transform, destroy you, and then I will giggle with my teeth", I laughed out loud, woke my son up and looked at me with his eyes open, and turned his head to me when he was done, "Gomorrah (the monster in Ultraman), you come here." "Raise your hand for me, this guy is treating me like a monster.

My roommate told me that I was talking to him about the party in my sleep.