Please recommend some funny jokes, not too cheesy

Why do mung beans fly?

.Because it's a magical green bean.

Why do rabbits fly?

.Because it ate that mung bean.

Why do eagles fly?

.What was your first reaction? ）

Eagles are meant to fly.

Why is sea water blue?

Answer: Because the small fish spit bubbles, bulebule

One day, I (female) and my roommate took a nap in the dormitory, one of the roommates pulled a pile of stool, couldn't flush down, so took a handful of water and rushed in, the stool resolutely did not move, and rushed several times, still as always, so I mobilized 6 people in the dormitory, six basins of water rushed in, the stool still did not move, so I had to start the dormitory teacher, the stool went out and coaxed: "Teacher, our toilet is blocked." As soon as he finished calling, the student suddenly found that the science teacher (male, usually a more serious teacher) was communicating with the teacher in the dormitory, and the classmate's cold sweat flowed down instantly.

Silently returned to the dormitory, we couldn't stop laughing, this is the dormitory teacher coming:"Why is it blocked again, the toilet in your bedroom is blocked every day, what do you eat and do, every time you pull the stool, it is as big as a cake and as hard as a stone, what should you do if you call the teacher? Yes?

We bowed our heads in shame, and later heard that the science teacher had been laughing at the steering wheel and cramping when he returned.

The stone and the rice cake fight, and the stone flies up and kicks the rice cake into the sea....

Once upon a time, there was a couple of lovers who made a private promise for life, but the boy needed to serve in the military, so he made a vow with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl three years later, and when the time comes, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Finally, 3 years have passed, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she has not been able to wait, she is too sad, desperate she threw the diamond ring into the sea, and left the country. However, the boy has actually been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the date location, so it became a regret forever.

The boy is heartbroken....After a few years, the boy went out fishing, guess what he caught? Rice cake!

One penguin was bored, so he plucked his own fur to pass the time, and finally plucked the last hair. At this time, it suddenly said, "Ah, it's so cold."

When my wife came home from work and saw that I was playing games, she complained: "You don't do any work at home all day, you know that you are so selfish when you play a game alone!" "I think what my wife said is quite reasonable, so I quickly called a few friends to come over and play together.

Go to a small restaurant for dinner on a business trip. I saw someone eating noodles, and he "sucked" and ate it very deliciously. I also ordered a bowl of Zheng.

When the noodles came, I tasted too bad. I asked the guy: Dude, such unpalatable noodles.

You can eat it too. The man looked at me and shouted at the kitchen, "My wife said that the noodles you made are unpalatable."

Wife: The 50th wedding anniversary is called the Golden Wedding.

The 25th anniversary is called the Silver Wedding.

We're about to celebrate our second wedding anniversary, what is it called? "Me: Second marriage! "Wife.

Morning exercise with my wife, a daughter passed by, wife: Do you smell it? I said alarmedly: What do you smell? Wife: Rouge gouache.

Taste! Me: Oh, mediocre fans! Hum. Fortunately, I didn't say the wrong thing in my wit, and it smells good, hahaha.

In the early years, a teacher drew a circle on the blackboard in class for elementary school students to relate. There is a student who can't do without food. The teacher told him to think again, and not to have anything to do with what he ate.

The student said, "Mouse hole." The teacher said

Why did you think of a rat hole? The student said, "There's food in there."

Xiao Ming said to his father: Dad, I'm so cold.

Dad said, "Then you stand in the corner."

Xiao Ming asked: Why ?

Dad said: Because it's 90 degrees there

It's a super cold joke: one day 2 bananas are walking on the road, banana 1 is walking in front, it feels hot, it takes off the banana peel, banana 2 suddenly screams in the back, ah! Who threw the banana peel!!

A toothpick that was hit by a car and hospitalized turned into a cotton swab after being discharged.

A monster says, "My life's wish is to destroy an Ultraman."