Super hilarious school talk?? Funny words to scold the school

Classmate, you have a kind.

When I was in high school, my classmates in the next class did a wonderful thing.

There was a teacher who taught very badly in their class and he raised his hand:

Teacher, I'm going to hit **.

What do you play during class time? The teacher said displeasedly.

I'm going to call the police! Someone here is cheating money on the podium! ’

The class laughed wildly, and the teacher was so angry that he couldn't speak.

Once, when the professor was having a good time.

I found that someone was sleeping.

He was so angry that he asked his classmates next to him to wake him up.

Unexpectedly, the student said in a very disdainful tone.

It was you who put him to sleep, and you called yourself.'"

A real person next door to my sophomore year of high school.

Person A is sleeping in class.

Discovered by the teacher.

He's hot. Tell A to go to the blackboard to solve the problem.

If you can't write, you're ready to humiliate A in public.

In fact, before A walked to the blackboard, the teacher began to sour him.

It's shameless to have such bad grades and dare to sleep in class.

The head is not placed at home. Only sleep all day.

Unexpectedly. He can actually write. It's also beautifully solved.

The teacher couldn't get off the stage. I had to let him go back to his seat and leave him alone.

Unexpectedly, he actually choked on the teacher.

I'll sleep first.

You'll ask me again if you'll be able to do it later.

Valentine’s Day. Boy: Honey, what flowers do you like?

Girl: If you have money, you can spend it.

Boy: You're beautiful!

Girl: Beauty?

Boy: Think beautifully!

One day on campus, I saw a dinosaur swinging cool, vomiting, vomiting, and hitting a tree carelessly.

I believe that some students will be dissatisfied with the school, and it is understandable to complain occasionally, but remember to study hard! Here's what I've shared with you, welcome to browse.

Don't be cruel to me, be careful that I make my brother do you!

You talk about yours, I say mine, our well water does not interfere with river water!

Are you angry? Is it hydrogen or oxygen, if it's nitrogen, squat in the corner of the wall yourself**!

Don't stare at me all the time. Glare, I'll charge!

It's your business whether you talk or not, and it's my business whether you listen or not. You can't control my business!

You taught us not to talk nonsense, but in my eyes you are talking nonsense!

It's not my fault that I love to sleep, it's that your mouth is too hypnotic! Shut your mouth, I'm not Lak...

Don't threaten us at every turn, you know, we're not afraid of you, we're just afraid of the bottle of sulfuric acid in your hand!

No matter how sharp your eyes are, I installed a firewall, don't shake it!

I've already washed my face, so don't you wash my face again with spit!

Without enough sleep, how do you ask me to get through the level all night?

Walk through the door of the school and embark on a road of no return.

One has no way, two books have no play, and you have to rely on cheating to take the test.

It is difficult to learn, it is difficult to go to the sky, since ancient times, there is no return to school, you can only watch from afar, you can't listen to it, and you add: one.

Spend money on the street, pass through the intoxicated, forget the tiredness underground, beat the tambourine of the dazzling sail dance, ask and close your eyes, the flying car will not retreat, the monster is not guilty of slashing people, and long live the garbage school.

2. If you don't turn over the book for the exam, you are simply a pig.

Don't panic when cheating, pretend if you get caught.

Life is Chinese, and death is the soul of China.

If I want to learn foreign languages, it is impossible to die.

Grab food is not active, IQ is problematic.

I don't fart in class, I have intestinal problems.

At the beginning of the three people, their nature is good.

If you don't do your homework, you're a hero, what should you do if the teacher beats you?

Take a kitchen knife and him.

What should I do if I can't beat it?

Koda went downstairs to ask Ultraman.

What should I do if I can't find it

Take AK and him.

What should I do if I can't hit it?

Get out of here with your bag!

Fourth, I slept in a row in class, I didn't know how to take exams, my grades were basically single-digit, I smoked and played cards, I never queued up for dinner, I skipped class in groups, and I sent text messages to arrears

There was a classmate who was short-sighted, and his classmates liked to joke with him, and shouted at him as soon as they met: "Blind! Blind! "One day, one of his friends went to the house and forgot to wear his glasses. When he came home in the evening, he had to borrow a lantern from a friend's house. That night, hanging in the sky.

With a bright moon, he returned home smoothly along the way. The second time, a group of friends came to his house, and he immediately boasted, "Humph!

You always call me blind, but my eyes are wonderful. Last night, I only borrowed a small lantern from a friend's house and came back without a hitch. At this time, a neighbor's child brought him a letter, which read:

Dear friend, last night you mistook the cage containing the bird for a lantern, please return it quickly. ”

2 weeks Limei is the "class flower" in the class, which is admired by many men. Yunfei took advantage of the after-school time to carve the words "I love you" on Zhou Limei's desk. Zhou Limei was annoyed, but the word was wiped with a knife.

Everyone said that Yunfei had the guts. I don't want to wait for Zhou Limei to leave his seat on the second day, and everyone will go up, and I can't help but be in an uproar. It turned out that four words were engraved after the three words:

Snow in the north of the country".

3 One day in chemistry class, the teacher was doing an experiment, using a test tube to heat the solution, and suddenly the test tube burst. The teacher asked the student why the test tube ruptured? A student: "The principal has eaten a kickback" The students in the room laughed.

school, sprinkled with nothing;

a few buildings and a few toilets;

The playground is small and the classrooms are narrow;

Learn to be hungry in Lusheng apartment, the boiling water is not hot;

Power outages during the day and darkness at night;

School teachers will be able to get by;

There is only a salary, and there is no patch sticker;

For the sake of students, I vomited my heart's blood;

is over 30 years old, and he has not yet been married;

The leader is fierce, and the heart is black;

Treat eugenics, gentle and considerate;

Treat poor students, and make a face;

When he speaks, he doesn't stop breathing;

If you scold people, your children and grandchildren will die;

The students of this school have the most character;

Smoking and drinking are a must-have in the world;

cheating on exams and barely passing;

The food is not good, and the chef is desperate;

There is a lot of money for meals, and the meals are not good;

Eat vegetarian every day, roll your eyes;

For three years, nothing was gained. I've been home. Wait, I still have a lot of space.

1, the favorite line that fat people like to hear when watching martial arts movies should be the sentence "Thin to death"...

2. The Beijing gale is coming again. Beijing allows you to be at the forefront of fashion all year round. The Beijing Gale can blow your hairstyle from 28 to 37, and finally to the middle, from the middle to the back.

An average of three seconds, a hairstyle is never the same! Regardless of men, women and children, Beijing Gale is at your service wholeheartedly. Dear, there is always one for you.

It's so hot: I bought a basket of eggs and got home and became a chick! I bought a mattress and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept on!

The car doesn't need to be ignited, it catches itself! I met a stranger on the road, looked at each other and smiled, and became acquaintances! The table is too hot, and the mahjong is just stacked, and it is actually paste!

If you want to eat a cold dish, you have to eat it cold, or it will be hot in a while!

A fool steals a beggar's wallet.

Seen by the blind man, the dumb man roared, startling the deaf man, and the camel came forward, and the lame man flew.

With a kick, the general prisoner wanted to take him to the Public Security Expert Bureau, and Mazi said, look at my face.