Funny jokes in the dormitory, funny jokes about school

The funny jokes about the school are as follows:

1. The most devastated time in the exam was when I saw a question, and I vaguely remembered that the teacher had spoken, but I clearly remembered that I didn't listen to it at the time.

2. A terrifying moment during the exam: everyone else took out a calculator to calculate the questions, but you don't know where you need to use a calculator!

3. I finally understand why military training should be turned back and forth, because only in this way can the sun be more even.

4. I remember that there was a sports meeting in elementary school, and I picked up 50 yuan when I ran last place, and I went home to tell my mother that I ran the first prize of 50 yuan. As a result, my mother didn't believe and took me to the head teacher, who not only said that I ran last, but also said that she dropped the 50 yuan.

5. I would like to donate all our teachers to attack Japan, it doesn't matter if we don't have classes, the most important thing is to recover the Diaoyu Islands.

6. Every time, the teacher thinks that he is very good at teaching for more than ten years, and the students have never seen it, so he never thought that we have been students for more than ten years, and the teacher is weak.

7. Studying in the library, the boy opposite seems to have to finish reading a paragraph before allowing himself to breathe once, and after a whole day, he feels like he is sitting opposite a cow!

8. In the world, some things are difficult to use. For example, toilet paper used in the toilet.

9. The classmate said that it was the best teacher, because only it would tell us the answer during the exam.

10. Some people rely on strength, some people rely on eyesight, but I rely on rich imagination.

11. I want to ask: We have paid money at school, shouldn't we let the teachers listen to us?

12. On September 1, more than ten years ago, I walked into the school with a small schoolbag on my back and a smile on my face, and since then I have embarked on a road of no return.

13. Teacher, if you ignore the bell for class again. Then we have to ignore the school bell.

14. Now that I work, I still remember the scene when I went to school with spicy strips in one hand and one or two cents of water in the other, and ate with relish.

15. When I was in elementary school, my mother often said to me kindly: Good boy, if you learn the skills, you will never starve to death for the rest of your life, so I am the first to study except for the first to eat.

The student's funny joke is as follows:

1. There is a classmate who once used the study computer to watch a movie on a Sunday. I was afraid that my grandmother didn't know how to mess with things, so I reminded her: "I'm in the room, don't come over for the time being."

After a while, my dad came out and asked my grandma where I was. The grandmother said, "He lays cubs in it and doesn't let people in."

2. Today, the first and second classmates asked for leave from the old class: "Teacher, I have something to do in the afternoon, so I will ask you for a leave." Teacher: "What's the matter?" Here's a sentence: "Wait until I think about it." "I'm still standing outside.

3. The teacher said to the whole class in class: As a late draft model student, you should not show off your wealth in school, don't pay attention to the brand, and the school will treat you equally. Xiao Ming:

Teacher, you tell us not to pay attention to the brand, why do you draw Nike on other people's test papers, and draw Xtep on my test papers, you are not respectful to the teacher, please get out. Teacher: ......

4. Professor: This student, can you tell me what is the crime of manslaughter? Students:

Teacher, if you don't pass the final exam because it's too difficult, you're guilty of manslaughter. Professor: Oh?

Where does this begin? Student: If I fail the exam, my girlfriend will sell me and leave, my parents will scold me, I will be angry, I will take poison and die or run away from home, and after I run away, I will lose my mind, and I may be hit by a car and die.

If I die of poisoning or am hit by a car, aren't you guilty of manslaughter? Professor: What if you take poison or get hit and don't die? Student: Then you're guilty of harm.

5. Today, my brother was fighting with his classmates at school, my dad was called, and my brother was beaten badly. When my dad saw it, he was distressed and angry. But because the other party's mother was also there, she couldn't beat that kid, so she really had nowhere to be angry, so she beat my brother again. Laughed at me.

The school dormitory has four people, and during the military training, he dropped out of school with one of Sun Kai's friends, leaving us with three friends, namely A and B.

The protagonist of today's story is the cute little friend A.

Mr. A has been pampered since he was a child, resulting in a bit of a lack of common sense in life, which has also triggered a meme that we can laugh at him for countless years.

Terrier 1: I went to the toilet and saw Mr. A put the only mop in our dormitory in the urinal and pressed the flush button (the bird sued the independent bathroom, squatting in the pit). Then he took the mop and said he was going to mop the floor.

I said on the side: You, that's how you usually mop the mop? Mr. A:

That's right. Me: Then don't drag it, throw the mop away, let's buy another one.

Stem 2: I went to the supermarket to buy food, and saw that there were boxes of crisp dates in the supermarket (the dates were a little red, and basically no green was visible). I bought a box and distributed it to my friends, who knows, after Mr. A ate one, he said something that made us feel shocked at the time:

Eh, don't say it, this plum is very sweet. Because I was so shocked, I am still impressed by this sentence to this day!