Is there the funniest joke I ve heard so far?

During military training, a few miniskirt seniors passed by not far away, we glanced at the instructor, and the instructor looked at us helplessly: Okay, there are all, lie down and crawl forward! As soon as I lay down, the instructor pulled me up and said

This classmate, your actions are wrong, stand by and watch me show you. After saying that, he lay down, leaving me alone to mess around.

My sister came home from school today with a displeased face, I asked her what was wrong, she said with a sad face, "The teacher asked me to recite Zhu Ziqing's "Moonlight on the Lotus Pond", but I only had "I am like a fish in your lotus pond." Just to wait for the white moonlight with you. "It almost made me laugh.

The French brother was learning Chinese with me recently, and one day when I was chatting with him, he sent a sentence, 23333, and he asked me what I meant. I just mean to praise you for being super funny. I met with him with my Chinese friend tonight, and after my friend finished speaking, he spoke clearly and standardly, "Hehe, twenty-three thousand three hundred and thirty-three."

The audience was as silent as death.

Take a taxi with taxi software, chat with the driver after getting in the car, and ask him if he has any random orders, he suddenly came to the spirit, saying that it is normal to place an order to go to the United States and Thailand.

The teacher called ** to Xiao Ming's father: "It's not like it, it's too unlike." I asked Xiao Ming, who burned the Old Summer Palace'?

He even said he didn't know! Xiao Ming's father said, "Hey, if you burn it, you will burn it."

How much is that thing worth? I pay! Xiao Ming's mother on the side glanced at him when she heard it, and immediately snatched the ** and said to the teacher

No way, this is absolutely impossible for my child to do it! How well-behaved my child is, how could he do such a thing. Teacher, you must investigate clearly!

The teacher was speechless when he heard this, and then hung up. Early the next morning, Xiao Ming's father called, and he said, "Teacher, I already beat Xiao Ming last night."

He has already admitted that he burned it. ”

When I was in high school, my table mate asked me to play chess, and I said no, and the table said I'll teach you, and then people started to play chess, and after setting it up, they asked me what it was called, and I didn't want to say "dry"...My table mate never told me about playing chess again.

In the scorching heat of June, there was a man who slept under a quilt every day, and the neighbor was puzzled, so he asked him why, and he said angrily: "Oh, mother! You don't know this, wrapped in the quilt and the heat separates ......”

When I first arrived in Beijing in 95, I went with a few friends to the long-awaited one"Peking University"Visit, the campus of Peking University at that time could be entered and exited at any time. I walked around the campus for a long time, and by noon I was tired and hungry, and I wanted to find a place to eat, and I found one at the west gate"* Peking University stuffed dumplings"！I thought that we would not have a chance to go to Peking University, and we could eat dumplings stuffed by Peking University, and in the future, we would bless our children to be admitted to Peking University and enter decisively.

I found a seat,"Boss! Come to a pound of the most expensive Peking University stuffed dumplings! "The shop was eating and staring at us, and the owner came to say"No!

What about the Peking University stuffed dumplings you wrote outside? "The boss was angry, pointing and saying"I was a big stuffed dumpling in the Northeast at that time! You read a word less"A few of us hurriedly ran out.