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Marriage Notice. I am male, 26 years old. The height is about the same, and the error is not large.

The weight is about 70kg, depending on the eating situation to be determined. People say I'm handsome, and I know it's a compliment. Ordinary in appearance, better than ugly.

All parts of the body are functioning normally. My biggest flaw is that I don't have money! The temper depends on the reaction of the other person.

It is basically a type of bullying and fearing softness.

I want someone with an elegant temperament and a dignified appearance. Women who are in good health and have a small height gap are companions. Education at least college degree (for the sake of future eugenics).

It is very good to be able to share honor and disgrace and abandon worldly ideas. Family background and property are exempt from the assessment. However, the monthly expenses cannot exceed half of my income!

If the above conditions are met, the requirements can be reduced. Just satisfy: pretty, good to me!

This is a first draft, and will be added later. And explain accordingly!

Seeing these people above is really talented, but don't write too much, as a mature girl, I don't like these very much, it's better to write elegantly and show more determination. I have also seen some people like this on Jiayuan.com and Guangjuqing.com writing these funny things, but they don't have many praises, but those who write their true thoughts in their hearts have a lot of praise.

Marriage notice] (My family is poor, ugly, one meter seventy-nine, high Chinese, rural household registration, the house is not built, the passbook is not, there is nothing to idle, recruit girlfriends, two yellow orioles sing green willows, I even have objects, there is no grass in the world, where should I find it, thousands of mountains and rivers are always love, introducing one is not okay, I send my heart and bright moon, now I am really single, love is empty, love is empty, only fantasy in the mind! People are empty, money is empty, and you go crazy when you see the money coming! Things are empty, karma is empty, and it hurts to think about it!

The pockets are empty, the wallets are empty, it is better to ring the bell moon in the temple! Do not disturb if you are not sincere].

Looking for a girl to laugh with the master, the master who doesn't smile will give you a smile.

Marriage Notice.

I, now 21 years old, a member of the Communist Party of China in political outlook, have three houses --- grass houses.

There is a private car --- a bicycle.

Now I am asking for a daughter-in-law.

Basic requirements: (1) female;

2) Chinese;

3) no violent tendencies;

4) Be between 1m and 2m tall;

5) Be between the ages of 10 and 30.

Note: (1) Resolutely not considered except for the basic requirements;

2) In line with the principle of "caring for the earth and protecting living beings", and also considering their own animals and plants, those who have the beauty of sinking fish and geese, and the appearance of shy flowers in the closed moon will not be considered for the time being;

3) Those with good image and temperament are preferred;

4) Gentle and considerate people are preferred;

5) Assertive is preferred;

6) Those who are slim and generous are preferred;

7) Quiet, virtuous, and beautiful foreign favors are preferred;

8) Those with soft hands and soft skin such as coagulation are preferred;

9) Those with bright eyes and bright teeth are preferred;

10) Graceful and peerless are preferred.

Registration from now on, deadline: December 31, 2011 This marriage solicitation according to the document requirements of the House Committee in line with the principle of fairness, impartiality and non-disclosure Registration method: send an email to