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Shanglian: If you want to live a decent life, you must carry a little green on your body; Downlink: If you want to live a good life, you must grow some grass on your head; Horizontal batch: green-haired turtle.

Shanglian: Love has been suspended, love has also been liquidated, and fate has slipped to the fall limit; Downlink: Thinking about the bull market, thinking about no bear market, feelings can not invest in the long term; Horizontal batch: Hurry up and cover the position.

Shanglian: It is difficult to love and be loved; Downlink: There is time for affection and fate; Horizontal criticism: Affection is priceless.

Shanglian: The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I'm waiting for you to reply**; Downlink: Live for you, die for you, wait for you for a lifetime; Horizontal batch: The wrong person sent it.

Shanglian: Red rice and pumpkin soup, a wife and a child; Downlink: Red rice Wang Ba soup, children and a wife; Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times.

Uplink: fake cigarettes, fake wine, fake friends; Downlink: fake affection, fake affection, fake tenderness; Sideways: Money is real.

Shanglian: Look at the back and rush thousands of troops; Downlink: Turn your head and scare off millions of heroes; Side-by-side: Oh my god!

Shanglian: Don't cheat in exams and be a junior in the coming year; Downlink: It is better to have no personality than to fail; Horizontal batch: Just to pass!

Uplink: Mahjong poker gold, go home after losing; Downlink: The ancient road west wind thin horse, broken intestines in the end of the world; Horizontal criticism: Miserable!

Uplink: Remove the numbers one and two; Downlink: There are also four, five, six, seven, nine; Horizontal batch: Only three or eight left!

Uplink: Pressing up and down layer by layer, and succeeding; Downlink: Down-deception is mixed with water, and the water comes naturally; Horizontal batch: everyone is happy.

Shanglian: If you say you can do it, you can do it, and you can do it if you can; Downlink: You can't say yes, you can't do it, you can't do it; Horizontal batch: If you don't accept it, you can't do it.

Uplink: debt collection on all sides; Downlink: Eight parties ask for money; Horizontal batch: Just don't pay it back.

Shanglian: The days of thinking about you are too long; Downlink: The wind is Xiaoxiao, the road is long, and the days without you are too confused; Horizontal batch: It's too difficult to have no money.

Shanglian: For you to be stupid, for you to be tired, for you to suffer all the sins; Downlink: Die for you, be crazy for you, bang against the wall for you; Side-by-side: Crazy for love.

Shanglian: The name of the person I love has a master; Downlink: The people who love me are miserable; Horizontal batch: life is bitter.

Shanglian: In the upper handsome, horizontal criticism: Marshal Tianpeng, what is the lower link? - Under for the pigs!

HKUST classic couplet.

Uplink: Appreciate the flowers and the moon and appreciate the sister, the downlink: Fire and anti-theft brother, horizontal batch: free love.

1. Couplet. 1. In the deep mountains where the two apes broke the wood, the little monkey dared to see (sentence) and trap himself in the mud, how could the old beast have a problem (hoof).

Solution. 2. Lotus root because of the lotus, (because of what is the couple).

There are apricots without plums, (fortunately without media).

3. Lantern lantern lantern, paper (citrus) shell turned out to be only windproof.

Drum set, tangerine peel can not be knocked half (summer).

4. Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou).

The light dance (武) originated in Hanzhong.

Light Dance: Lightning; Hanzhong: Sky).

2. Ancient poems. 1. The spring silkworm is dead to the end, and the wax torch turns into gray tears and begins to dry. (Silk Thoughts) (Untitled Li Shangyin).

2. The bottom of the well is lit with deep candles, and the Gonglang is long and mok-go. (Candle which clan order, Go violates the deadline) Yang Liuzhi Wen Tingyun 3, Yang Liuqing Qingjiang level, Wen Lang Jiang singing.

The sun rises in the east and rains in the west, and the road is sunny but sunny. Bamboo branch Liu Yuxi.

Reflect the homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters

Mother's sisters - suspicious (aunt).

Battlements on the stage - not (Putrajaya).

Whip on the stage - plus size (fake horse).

A short story of Chinese characters.

Because of Chinese characters, he was beaten on the board, and he often wrote the wrong strokes. Once he made a roster, he wrote the "阝" of the word "Chen" on the right side, and was beaten by the chief on 20 boards. From then on, the scholar remembered that "阝" should be written on the left, but unfortunately the word "Zheng" was written incorrectly, and Bu Min was hit by 20 boards.

One day, a human-shaped person surnamed Nie asked him to write a statement, and the clerk was shocked: "I wrote two 'ears' and received forty boards, and you got three more 'ears', and you want my life?!" ”