Liu Liang s white pigeon, cowherd, and weaver girl s complete lines

White Dove: Morning Glory, Bright River Han Girl. Slim (forgot the word, read the manuscript), slender hand, Zaza machine 杼.

Liu Liang: (Take flowers on the field and shoot white pigeons).

White Pigeon: ** Head saw Liu Liang and called).

Liu Liang: Ah! What am I running? This is my daughter-in-law. Weaver Girl, it's me, the Cowherd.

White Dove: Cowherd.

Liu Liang: Weaver Girl.

White Pigeon: (pushes Liu Liang) Why did you come? How many numbers are there today?

Liu Liang: Today, July 15.

White Dove: You came to the grave for me, what did you do on the seventh day of July?

Liu Liang: July 7 is not Valentine's Day, I can't sell flowers in the world to make some money, why don't I come to see you?

White Dove: He is the god of Erlang.

Liu Liang: If you don't talk about the Weaver Girl, the Weaver Girl, you really have long hair and short knowledge. The dignified Heavenly Realm General, haven't you heard of Erlang God?

With a three-halberd and a two-edged spear in his hand, he sat down and rode a roaring heavenly dog, not to mention that in your heavenly realm, even in our world, this is nothing, what do you say you are? You're a big guy, you ride a dog, is it interesting?

What are you, look at your discoloration, look at your long-looking, the Meitu App can't save you, look at it again, everyone, look at it again, what does that look on your forehead? Corns.

Song Xiaoliang: This is my logo, not corns.

Liu Liang and Bai Ge: You're deformed.

Song Xiaoliang: Don't talk nonsense with me, let me tell you Cowherd, if you want to take the Weaver Girl away, you have to ask me about the gun in my hand.

White Dove: Shut up! Erlang God, you said that you are a heavenly god, and you use force with a mortal, don't you feel ashamed?

Liu Liang: If you were a man, would you dare to fight with me?

White Pigeon: Yes, Wendou.

Song Xiaoliang: Phew, you mortal, you bargain with me here, and fight with me, I won't kill you today, and you will fight again.

Liu Liang: (Shooting).

Song Xiaoliang: (kneeling) That's a good idea, too.

Liu Liang: Why are you so sassy every day, so sassy every day.

Song Xiaoliang: It's okay, it's okay, it's almost done.

White Dove: No, why are you so hot-tempered now?

Song Xiaoliang: Yes.

White Pigeon: What the hell are you doing?

Song Xiaoliang: That's right.

White Dove: It's all colleagues.

Song Xiaoliang: (about to stand up) You said they were all colleagues.

White Pigeon: (kicking Song Xiaoliang) Get out!

Song Xiaoliang: (kneeling) Do you want to get up or not?

White Dove: Get up, Wendou.

Song Xiaoliang: Middle, middle, middle.

White Pigeon: Wendou is up to me to come up with the question, the two of you rush to answer, if the cowherd answers correctly, you must let the two of us go today.

Song Xiaoliang: Suitable.

Liu Liang: Come on.

White Dove: Listen up. What is the May 1st holiday?

Liu Liang: Labor Day.

White Dove: Okay, let's go!

Liu Liang's white pigeon sketch "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl": Crying Nezha! The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl hilariously staged a thousand-year-old love.

Liu Liang's eggplant respects the white pigeon trembling sketch "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl", the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl eloped and encountered a problem, which was too funny.