Please send some sentences that God replied to, sentences that God replied to

1.Netizens asked: Your Majesty, do you still remember the summer rain lotus on the shore of Daming Lake back then?

Know: Remember, ** is very cheap, netizens say that her skills are very good.

2.Question from a netizen: If tomorrow morning, you suddenly find out that you have changed gender. What was your first reaction?

Know:. .Let the brothers cool off first.

3 netizens asked: The monitor screen keeps shaking slightly, what can I do? The monitor screen keeps shaking slightly, what can I do?

Know: You don't stop shaking, and when your frequency is the same as the amplitude of the display, you don't feel it.

6.Question from netizens: An intellectual question. What's behind 228? What's behind 103? What's behind 85? All 3 answers are the same! Just give me the answer.

Know: all three of them are followed by: what is behind it?

12.Netizens asked: What does your sister mean?

Know: Your sister is your sister, not my sister. Your sister is your mother's female collateral relative who is younger than you.

Your sister is younger than you. So call you sister, if you don't have a sister, and others call you sister, it's not your sister. Others don't know that your sister is going to tell you that your sister is going to say that your sister must have been born by your mother, but in fact, your mother may not have given birth to your sister, so there is a contradiction here, so considering that others say that your sister is actually just a verbal greeting, but why don't others greet your mother, your father, your grandmother, and prefer to greet your sister, I personally think this is the manifestation of personality and characteristics.

So now if you hear someone say to you that your sister, you can reply to him that your sister is big, but considering that this is not enough personality, if you like characteristics, you can be your sister's sister... Finally, I would like to conclude that your sister is a very profound question, although our current scientific level can already go to heaven and earth, we can only understand this, hopefully.

I'm a heavy taste, I substitute salt for myself!

First, the waiter said, Mr. is happy to serve you. God replied: Come, tell me how happy you are.

2. What is the correct reaction to my girlfriend's stomachache? God replied: Don't make a fuss, you don't have a stomach.

3. Why doesn't Ultraman fight monsters directly? You have to wait until the monster is about to hang up, and then you make a big move, and God replied: You fight the landlord and throw the king directly.

4. How do girls tie ponytails to look good? God replied: There are three steps to tying a ponytail, the first step: to look good, the second step: to look good, and the third step: to tie it casually.

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2019-07-06 14:43 Fen Fen says emotional.

First, the waiter said, Mr. is happy to serve you. God replied: Come, tell me how happy you are.

2. What is the correct reaction to my girlfriend's stomachache? God replied: Don't make a fuss, you don't have a stomach.

3. Why doesn't Ultraman fight monsters directly? You have to wait until the monster is about to hang up, and then you make a big move, and God replied: You fight the landlord and throw the king directly.

4. How do girls tie ponytails to look good? God replied: There are three steps to tying a ponytail, the first step: to look good, the second step: to look good, and the third step: to tie it casually.

5. What are the words that you have heard that are very inspirational and uplifting on the surface, but behind the positive energy, they are extremely bleak? God replied: Actually, you are a good person.

Sixth, women always like to buy clothes every day, do they dislike when they have too many clothes? God replied: When you do the laundry.

8. Someone asked you what you ate? Why can you let out such a stinky fart? God replied: What's the matter? Do you still want a recipe?

9. What kind of experience would you have if you got back together with your ex? God replied: It's still a familiar taste, it's still the original recipe.

10. Why can't many people find a partner now? God replied: Because not only do I think I am ugly, but I also think others are ugly.

Ten. 1. Why do children cry when they are born? God replied: After so many brothers died, and he was the only one left, can he not be sad?

Ten. 2. How do you tell on the subway which person is ready to get off? God replied: The man who put the phone back in his pocket.

You might as well talk to your "girlfriend" about life, or cut it off.

My goal is to become a level 18 god with a lead ruler. If you sign in every day to get 4 experience, level 18 is 300,000 4 = 75,000 days, If you sign in from the age of 1, then 100 years = 36,500 days, you have to live for almost 200 years to keep checking in every day (who knows if there will be a sign in after 200 years), if you have 4 experience a day, the time is halved, but considering the reality, you can't live another 100 years, take 50 years, you have to water 16 experience a day, maybe you are a diligent person, 32 experience a day of water, That's going to take 25 years!! And if you're a big water monster with 64 experience a day, then it's only a year!!

Also if you are an anxious person, water every day 128 experience, you only need years!! If you are already impatient, with 256 experience of water per day, then you will be in a bunker, as long as the year !! Of course, you will feel that 3 years is still too far away, every day you are idle and the egg hurts, busy and busy water 512 experience, bunker, you only need years, only a little more than 1 and a half years!!

What the!! If you're not satisfied, then do you think you might have a day of water 1024 experience, is it possible!! Is it possible!!

It is said that replying to 100 words or more than 100 words can get 11 30 experience, then, according to the formation, click copy, copy a piece of my words, take the experience properly!!

Let's make an equation and let the total length be x, x-9 4=9 4-5 4, and solve x=13 4