Come with a few funny and funny text messages, funny, okay plus 10

Burn me some clothes and money.

1. When waiting for the bus, a BMW drove by, and a high-ranking person next to him said to the people next to him: "Look, the one that just passed is IBM." ”

2. A friend of mine was interning at Unicom, and one day, an old man approached and said, "Get me a mobile card, okay?" Then my friend didn't raise his head and said, "Master, someone is coming to smash the field!" ”

3. When a colleague goes to see a customer, he may be nervous, and as soon as he opens his mouth, he is: "Hello Mr. Liu, may I ask your surname?" "Khan.

4. In the past, the geography teacher was a man, especially "Harmony", who spoke or wandered up is a punch, but does not hit girls, there is a new girl who does not know, and thinks that men and women are equal, once she was secretly reading comics in class, was discovered by the geography teacher, came to her, and did not say anything, the female classmate's frightened little face turned white, and shouted: Indecent people. Our geography teacher Waterfall Khan.

5. My classmate said: I put too much laundry detergent on the table. Another asks: What? Your brother's daughter-in-law is too much?

6. One day when the wind was strong, the bicycle fell in a row, and I only heard a classmate say while helping the car: Whose Mercedes-Benz pressed my BMW?

7. I used to call ** to my boyfriend in their dormitory, but he didn't pick it up, so I was a little embarrassed, so I made up a name and said, "Is xx there?" "If you want to pretend to find the wrong person, it's over The other party hesitated for a moment and said:

Wait, I'll call you. I was so sick of food! Hurry up and hang up the ** in fright.

Later, when I asked my boyfriend, he said that a boy in the dormitory opposite them called me the name I made up.

8. Last time I was abroad, I saw a handsome guy who made pastries and sold them on the street, my friend and I said that he looked like Elvis Presley while buying, he heard us talking about him, so he asked us what to say, I thought for a long time: "kingofmiaomiao (meow)." ”

9, the dormitory girlfriend and netizens talked to the other end obviously excited: Hey, I'm Wang Xiaoliang, guess who I am? Fainted and couldn't ......

10. I learned a sentence from a friend: send you ten words - how far the is, how far the go. I remember the first time he said this to a group of us, and I saw that everyone was counting the ...... on their fingers or notWhat's even better is that I said this sentence to n friends, basically more than 90% will hesitate for a moment, silently recite in their mouths or move their fingers slightly, and then say with a smile, Damn, it's really ten words.

It's been tried and tested, hehe!

It's another year of deciduous yellow, a layer of autumn rain and a layer of coolness. It's hard to work all day, and don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Take care of your body, eat more, cherish friendship and think about it often. The letter is short and long, and I wish my friends more health and well-being. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, family reunion!

I was desperate: Zixia left me, the master was too nagging, the Bull Demon King borrowed my money and didn't pay it back, I finally bought the Water Curtain Cave and was maliciously acquired by the Bodhisattva, but fortunately, it was the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I sent a message to wish the second junior brother a happy holiday.

The sky is blue, the wilderness is vast, and this year's bonus is too slim! The water is crooked, the road is long, and the days without money are too long! The building is high, the people are busy, can I rob the bank with you tonight......Code: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Happy mentioning "money"!

I am preparing for the production of mooncakes by the company. Romance as a skin; Make stuffing with warmth; Happiness to be the egg king; You don't need to have many people who know how to taste, it's better to be the only one!

Hey, Chang'e asked me to bring you a message, leave some mooncake residues for her in the Mid-Autumn Festival this year, and she will send you and me a big golden mooncake next year. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

On the fifteenth day of the month, the world is peaceful; From the moon to the Mid-Autumn Festival, the whole family worships the moon; Pagoda lamp, illuminating the heavens and the earth; Under the flowers, the lotus root is silky; Red pomegranate, pomegranate blossom; Reunion cake, lovers reunion, happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, I entertained guests in the Moon Palace and prepared a sumptuous dinner for everyone: steamed romantic, braised blessings, boiled reunion, fried happy cakes, sincere and warm soup, very pistachios, warm and happy wine. Please come and visit us. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Autumn is sultry, I wish you and I enjoyed in the early autumn night, the moon is in the sky, and the thoughts are strong! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, remember to leave a piece of mooncake for me!

There was a man who looked like chocolate, and he was eaten as he walked.

There was a guy who looked like a Coke, and he was drunk as he walked.

And so on.