Jokes with celebrity names, fun facts and jokes about names

Speaking of the word "name", everyone should be familiar with it at all, right? Although the name cannot be linked to superstition, a good name is indeed easier for people to remember, while a not so good name is easy for people to have unnecessary misunderstandings, and sometimes it hurts others and themselves.

The names of ancient times were very simple, such as the Shang Dynasty: Xiaojia, Xiaoyi, Zhongding, Taiwu, Wairen......This guy just follows the heavenly stem cycle. In the Zhou Dynasty, the range of people's names expanded, what Ji Chang, Ji Fa, Ji Gong, Ji Dan .......

Later, it was even more abundant, and in the Han Dynasty, a single name and two characters appeared. For example, Cao Cao's character Mengde, Liu Bei's character Xuande, and Sun Quan's character Zhongmou ....... In the Jin Dynasty, there were two names and two characters, such as Wang Xizhi's character Yi Shao, Tao Yuanming's character Yuanliang, and Gu Kai's character Changkang'.......

When the People's Republic of China is founded, we will have only names and no words.

Of course, in ancient times, because the language was not as rich as it is now, some names sounded little or had a lot of beautiful meanings at that time, but with the passage of time, the richness of the language is not so fun to listen to now, such as Dou Xian (bean paste), Shi Yu (dead fish), Xu Zijiang (caviar) ......

1. One evening, the doorman stopped a student and asked:

What are you messing around on campus at this late hour? What is your name? ”

Student: "Speak English. ”

What did you say? ”

Speak English! "Uncle Doorman was stunned when he heard it, he spoke English, and I can't do it, what should I do? Call for help! So the uncle called the principal ** and asked the principal to communicate with him.

what's your name?”

Principal, I have said twice to the doorman, my name is Jiang Yingyu, Chiang Kai-shek's Chiang, heroic Ying, Feather Yu, Jiang Yingyu. ”

Oh, I see. Lao Li, his name is Jiang Yingyu, not for you to speak English. It's okay to hang up! ”

Hehe, a Jiang Yingyu has confused the doorman, if this is called "Jiang Fayu", the principal will also be confused.

2. "Classmate, how dare you jump the fence, how dangerous!" How many classes do you have, and what is your name? ”

Eight classes. "You kid, how can there be eight classes in our school? What is your name? See if I don't tell you class teacher? ”

Oral! "You ......You're still in Europe! Feed! Principal, there is a student here, running around in the playground and talking back, I said to find the head teacher, and he also said Ou. ”

Oh, isn't it Oral? Let him come to me! ”

The name comes from, if there are good things, it's okay, and if there are bad things, you are still "Oral", aren't you waiting to be beaten?

3. "The classmate lying on the table, why don't you listen to the lecture well?" What is your name? Study committee, write down your name and give it to me! ”

I ......I'm Du Ziteng. ”

Oh, my stomach hurts, it's excusable, drink more hot water after class. By the way, the study committee members are also not named. The life committee member will help take care of it, if you can't take him to see the school doctor, don't delay! ”

Oh, and this is still a very attentive teacher.

See, a small name is a big thing. You really have to think about the name, otherwise you will accidentally make a joke.

In the past, there was a person named Zhang Complaining, and one day when Zhang Complaining was writing, he always wrote the break as drinking.

Hehe, let's make a bad joke: Hee Hee and Ha Ha are good friends, very good friends. But one day, Haha died, and Hee Hee was very sad and went to Haha's grave and said, "Haha, you are dead." ”

A group of children get together and talk about their nicknames. Zhang Duofei said.

My nickname is Fei Fei (baboon). Wu Zaidan said

My nickname is Dandan (Dandan). Wang Xin said, "My nickname is Xin Xin (orangutan).

"My nickname is Yaye (Grandpa)," Ganye said. Zircona said:

My nickname is Nana (Grandma). Huang Tianba said: "My nickname is Baba (Dad)."

Ren said, "My little name is Mama. Zhang Tianhao shouted

This is the nickname of Shenma. "

There is a classmate named Yang Xiao, who usually gossips a little and talks a lot. A classmate A hated her very much. Again, A and the squad leader were sitting and eating face-to-face in the cafeteria, and A complained to the squad leader:

Yang Xiao was annoyed! At this time, the squad leader saw Yang Xiao walking behind A, so he said, "Who is Yang Xiaofu?" ”

That's a lot, Shi Yi - Signaling Matter Appropriate Poetic Frustration Amnesia Billion Interpretation.

Han Xuan - greetings Mingyuan - celebrities Mingyuan Mingyuan Mingyuan Mingyuan Mingyuan

Zhong Chao - overweight tide species.

Shi Zhenxiang--- Zhenxiang, Shen Jingbin--- Neuropathy, Wei Shengjin --- sanitary napkins.

Jiao mate --- mate Ni goes to the temple --- you go to die Mei has no conscience --- conscience.

Shi Zhenxiang --- is true, Shen Jingbing --- neurotic, Qin Shou --- beasts, Yang Yuejing--- Yang menstruation, Yang Mao --- wool.

001 Churchill.

During World War II, Churchill had a distinguished record of defending Britain. When he abdicated after the war, the British Parliament proposed to pass a proposal to create a bronze statue of Churchill and place it in a park for everyone to admire. Churchill refused

Thank you for your kindness, I'm afraid that birds will shout that Bi'er likes to on my bronze statue, so please excuse me!

002 Roosevelt.

Before Roosevelt was elected to the United States, his home was burglarized, and friends wrote to comfort him.

Roosevelt wrote back

Thank you for your letter, I am at peace now because:

Clause. 1. The thieves only stole my belongings and did not harm my life.

Clause. 2. Thieves steal only part of the stuff, not all of it.

Clause. 3. The most fortunate thing is that he is the thief, not me.

003 Reagan.

Reagan, the former ** of the United States, was once hit by ** in the early days of his tenure, was seriously wounded, and the bullet penetrated his chest, and he was in critical condition.

At the moment of life and death, Reagan's first sentence to the wife who came to visit him was:

Honey, I forgot to dodge. "

It should be just around the corner when the American public learns that they can still maintain their sense of humor even when they are seriously injured. His humor stabilizes the turmoil that can arise from an injury.

It doesn't matter how good or bad things happen, what matters is from which angle to cut into.

Two of my favorite classics, I don't know if they meet your requirements:

1.In 1987, when the Philippines visited China, he said on the issue of sovereignty over the Spratlys: "At least geographically, those islands are closer to the Philippines. Comrade *** took a puff of cigarette and said: "Geographically, the Philippines is also very close to China. ”

2) Once, the American reporter who *** met asked maliciously: "Your Excellency, why do you Chinese call the road that people walk the road?" He did not rush to refute it with piercing words, but said wittily

We are taking the road of Marxism, or the road for short. ”

The American reporter still did not give up and continued to ask questions: "Your Excellency, in the United States, people walk with their heads up, but why do you Chinese walk with your heads down? *** said with a smile

This is not surprising, the problem is very simple, you Americans are walking downhill, of course, you have to walk with your head up, while we Chinese are walking uphill, of course, with your head down. The reporter asked: "There are 400 million people in China now, how many toilets need to be repaired?"

Xiao Shenyang said; "That's why that"？

Guo Degang is a celebrity, if you want to count, it will be easy to do.