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A robber turns over in prison and learns a big and amazing secret:

Robbers usually only commit crimes at night, but doctors rob money around the clock;

The robbers come and go in the wind and rain, and the doctors are warm in winter and cool in summer, and the environment is elegant;

You give money to robbers to live, you give money to doctors to live;

A robber can only rob you of your wealth, but a doctor can rob you of your life's savings;

A robber will only force you to pay money, but a doctor can force you to borrow money;

If you encounter a robber committing a crime, you can destroy your fortune and eliminate disasters, but you encounter a doctor who robs money but has to go bankrupt;

The robbers are frightened and cautious when they commit crimes, and the doctors are bold and unscrupulous when they rob money;

The robbers are afraid that you will be outnumbered, and the doctors and even the police will rob you;

If you are robbed by a robber, you can call the police, but if you are robbed by a doctor, you can only accept your fate;

robbers dress themselves up as devils when they commit crimes, and doctors disguise themselves as angels when they rob money;

The robber robbed you of your money and he ran away, and the doctor robbed you of your money and you got out;

Robbers who rob too much money are called huge amounts of money and are shot, and doctors who rob too much money are said to have made outstanding contributions and are commended;

You kill a robber in self-defense, and you kill a doctor in a crime;

Doctors may not be robbed by robbers in their lifetime, and robbers will definitely be robbed by doctors in their lifetime;

A doctor must have been a robber in his last life, and a robber must want to be a doctor in his next life.

The north wind is blowing, the snowflakes are drifting, counting nine cold days, I am freezing and stomping my feet, what is wrong with me, I don't have a fever, I am confused, I should really fight on such a cold day.

A: I stretched out my right hand and hit the left cheek, and my left hand and hit the right cheek.

A: Stretch out your right hand and hit the left cheek.

A: Stretch out your left hand and hit the right cheek ,......

A: Stretch out your right hand, hit your left cheek, and stretch out your left hand ,......

As he spoke, B got up and walked ......

A: Come back, it's not over yet!

B: If I keep fighting, I'll be a pig's head.

A: It's time to come back and take a curtain call.

B returned to the scene, bowed down together, and ended.

Ha, add 1059362814, I'm a master of double reeds.

There are servants in the family, who are called robbers, and they are troublesome to rent knives.

One day, the trouble disappeared. The robber came to the public security bureau with a kitchen knife and said to the police"Hello, I'm a robber and I'm looking for trouble with a kitchen knife. "

Hee Hee and Ha Ha are a pair of good friends, very good friends.

One day, haha died. Hee hee was very sad, he walked to Haha's grave and said:"Haha, you're dead. "

One day, an elephant was walking in the forest, and accidentally touched an ant nest full of ants, and it shook off the ants on its body, but there was still one left on the elephant's neck, and then the ants on the ground shouted at the ants on it: strangle it. Pinch liquid to kill it.

Three rats are bragging. One said, "I eat rat poison as candy, and I don't feel comfortable if I don't eat it for a day." Another said, "I love to walk around the streets twice a day, otherwise I won't be able to sleep well." The third mouse said, "It's getting late, go home and sleep with the cat." ”

The husband and wife divorced and fought for the child, and the wife said confidently: "The child came out of my belly, of course, it belongs to me!" The husband said, "Joke! It's just nonsense. Can money withdrawn from an ATM go back to the ATM? It's not who inserts the card to whom!?

Props: A chair, white oil paint, and a handkerchief soaked in water.

At the beginning, A goes on the stage from the right side of the stage to the stage **).

A: Who are you? Run here to mess around!

A: Double reed? Learning is very big!

B: And the university asks? Do you understand? Then you have to ask for advice, ask for advice.

A: Of course, double reed is one person to say, one person to do, to achieve "talk and learn one".

B: There really is so much knowledge, we are acting, acting?

A: Okay, then try it?

B: Lao Huang, I am Chinese New Year's Eve three today, and I weigh more than three hundred and three, why is it so heavy, I don't know! Today's noon dish is really good, there is meat again, and there is soup, I eat a mouthful of meat, I drink a mouthful of soup, I eat a mouthful of meat, I drink a mouthful of soup, I eat a mouthful of meat, I ......Ouch, stomach pain, my toothache, my leg pain, my headache, my foot pain, my back.

A: Scratch it!

B: No, you can't speak.

A: Li Zhao is going down, I'm angry!

B: Otherwise, let's change the verses.

A: Change it, who is afraid of whom!

B: I have to dress up and dress up first.

A: As the saying goes, people rely on clothes, horses rely on saddles, people don't dress up, they don't look good, they are dressed up, hum, hum, you are watching.

A: Oh, it's handsome.

B: Okay......It's up to you this time.

A: You learn what I say, but don't, you can't learn what I say.

B: I will learn whatever you say, and how can I not come by?

A: Look, he has to listen to me when he slaps him, and he will do whatever I tell him to do.

A: Don't believe me? I'll give it a try for you.

A: Stand up, close your eyes, extend your right hand, extend your thumb, point back, open your mouth, put it in your mouth, bite, bite, bite hard.

B: you, my nerves, me.

A: Didn't you listen to me?

A: Don't be angry! I'm just trying to see if you can act, and now it's official.

B: Come on. A: Look at how I fix him. (To the audience).

The sun in the sky - big, big, big.

Me on the ground—hot, hot, hot.

I took out a handkerchief to wipe my sweat, drank a glass of cold water to clear the fire, took off my coat to blow the wind, and tore off my tie to cool off;

The cold wind is blowing, the snowflakes are falling, I am jumping straight in the cold, what's wrong with me, don't burn, I am confused, I should fight.

A: I stretched out my right hand and hit the left cheek, and my left hand and hit the right cheek.

A: Stretch out your right hand and hit the left cheek.

A: Stretch out your left hand and hit the right cheek ,......

A: Stretch out your right hand, hit your left cheek, and stretch out your left hand ,......

A: Come back, it's not over yet!

B: If I continue to fight, I will become a pig's head.