About the teacher s stand up comedy, urgent, shorter

A: I heard that you like to play chess.

B: That's right. A: Your dad also likes to play chess.

B: yes. A: No, I used to play chess with your father.

B: To A: One time when the two of us were playing chess, I still had one soldier left, and your father still had one elephant left...

B: Isn't that a draw?

A: Yes, I also play chess, but your father doesn't do it, so he has to continue playing?

B: Huh?? So what's going on?

A: Hehe, your dad has an idea.

B: What's the idea?

A: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" ”

B: I haven't heard of it!

A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me, and I took my soldier and your father...

Your dad is like me again, I am your dad again, your dad is like me, I am your dad, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, I am your dad...

B: you!!

Counterpart comedy "Than Dad", "Big and Small", "Chinese New Year's Eve Storm", "New Idiom New Edition", etc., please ask if you need text.

"Anyway" is relatively good, primary school students are also interested, the live effect is relatively hot, and you can add some content that students are familiar with. There are also "Answering Non-Questions" and so on.

A: There are too many differences 30 years ago and 30 years after B: What are the differences?

A: 30 years ago, people could eat vermicelli, and after 30 years, fans can eat people B: Yes, there are too many fans now A:

In the past, when I took a store with money to buy something, people called you a big sum. Now take a store to buy something, people say you are dirty, swipe the card B: It's really A:

In the past, when I went to the restaurant, I ate big fish and meat, but now I say that I eat green vegetables, and we eat what rabbits eat B: Now we pay attention to green food A: I say, there have been too many changes in the past 30 years and 30 years later.

Isn't it, I used to play chess with your father?

Recommend some cross talk scripts, can you take a look?

Niu Herd: Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests. The on-site office of our point subsidiary is now open.

Feng Gong: Hey! It's a new thing. As the name suggests, ahhh What do you do with your subsidiary?

Feng Gong: Mr. Niu.

Cow herd: Mr. Lu Xun has a high opinion of our old cow family.

Feng Gong: How do you say that?

Cows: Cows, which eat grass.

Feng Gong: It's milk that is squeezed.

Herd: I'm not, I'm milk.

Feng Gong: What is squeezed out is grass.

Herd: It's the idea of squeezing. People give the nickname "Pip Cow".

Feng Gong: "Pip Cow", "Pip Cow" is you! You are the big name in today's society. "Pip Cow" who doesn't know, anyway I don't know. Cow Herd: Look at what that means, you don't trust our company.

Feng Gong: Oops! It's not that I'm not too trusting, I'm too distrustful.

A: Yesterday there was a big incident in our school, do you know?

B: I don't know. Yesterday I happened to be sick and didn't go to school.

A: It's scary. I witnessed it with my own eyes, and I was so scared that I almost ran out of pees.

B: Huh?? What is so scary? Tell me about it!

A: You have to listen to me start slowly.

B: Don't sell it.

A: It happened yesterday morning at 9:59:60 ......

B: You said 10 o'clock and it was over!

A: At that time, Mr. Wu was teaching our class. The students listened very attentively and carefully. The classroom was silent, so quiet that you could hear a needle falling on the ground, but unfortunately no one was carrying a needle at that time.

B: Ahem! A: At this moment, sitting by the window, I saw several teachers on campus, looking up at the sky with interest. After a while, several people were gathered. After a while, dozens more people were around. After a while, hundreds of ...... gathered around

B: Wait, how can we have so many teachers in our school?

A: Heh, it seems to be a preschool kid later.

B: Look at it clearly!

A: Mr. Wu is staring at me, can I see clearly?

B: Tell me, what's going on?

A: I was looking up, but there was a ceiling above me, and there was nothing.

B: Nonsense. Say it! What's going on?

A: I saw the sky overcast, there was no sun, and I couldn't see ......the starsB: Why are you talking so much nonsense!

A: At this moment, the heavens, suddenly ......It doesn't seem to be thunder.

B: What? Is it an airplane**?

A: No. B: Was it a rocket crash in the United States?

A: No. B: Did the aliens hit the telephone pole?

A: Not really.

B: Oh, tell me, you're killing me!

A: Time passes by second. You said that Mr. Wu is too, he doesn't delay any class, but he just drags on this class. At that moment, ...... fell from the skyGuess what's dropping?

B: I guess?!

A: No. It's smaller than that.

A: Smaller.

B: A coal truck?

A: Small dots. B: Carriage?

A: No matter how small. B: Bicycles?

A: Not true. What do you think about eating?

B: Did you say it earlier? - Whooper swans?

A: No, moisture-containing ......

B: Big winter melon?

A: A little bit of a door, a little bit smaller.

B: Watermelon? A: Smaller.

B: Tomatoes?

A: Small dots. B: Oranges?

A: Small dots. B: Grapes?

A: Smaller.

B: Still young? I can't guess!

A: Stupid, it's ......

B: What exactly?

A: Snowflakes. B: It's snowing!