What are some jokes that will make you laugh at any given time?

I usually go to work is more boring, usually at noon, colleagues will tell jokes to pass the time, I have heard the funniest one: there is a colleague, the recipient on the courier note is written Xiao Mo. One day, the courier came to deliver the parcel and shouted at the door, "Little Black Dog, Little Black Dog", and the colleagues laughed, who gave such a strange name.

After a while, the colleague's mobile phone rang, and I heard ** ask, "Is it Mr. Little Black Dog?" Your courier has arrived". When I got the express delivery, the wonderful seller wrote the word "Mo" very openly.

I can't stop laughing when I think about this joke.

In the evening, I chatted with my husband and said, "My colleague Xiao Liu bought a new house, when will our family buy a new house?" The husband said nonchalantly

It costs a lot of money to buy a house, so you go to dig for gold? When the daughter heard this, she hurriedly ran over and said happily, "Dad, I'll go too!"

Enlightenment: Child's words are unscrupulous.

Once I went to buy medicine, I went to the pharmacy and forgot the name of the medicine, at this time, the boss said very confidently, I have been selling drugs for so many years, as long as you say two of them, I can find out, I thought for a long time, capsules, haha.

The funniest joke I've ever heard is this: a female reporter interviews an old woman! The female reporter asked: "What do you think about the issue of setting off firecrackers in the city?" Grandmother: "What else can I see?" Just look at it from the window! ”

Me: "Waiter, check out." Waiter:

Hello sir, do you use a credit card or cash? Me: "Is it okay to brush the dishes?"

Waiter: Yes, we can also give you a discount. Me:

So good, how much discount? Waiter: Fracture!

I once heard a funny joke about the teacher looking at us from the podium and sighing heavily, "I'm quitting smoking for you!" Because I'm afraid that if you don't pay attention, you'll set all the bales on fire! ”

Today, my mother suddenly played a ** for me, I accepted it, and just connected and found that there were two or three aunts standing behind my mother, and then my mother came and said: "Look if my daughter is very ugly, I didn't lie to you." “

During the Spring Festival, it is not easy to buy tickets, and I want to buy a ticket to go back without buying a bus ticket or a train ticket. I went to buy a ticket and went to the local ticket staff to tell me that there were no tickets. This guy came to say that without a ticket, the ticket can stand for more than an hour, and I can stand.

When I first fell in love with my husband, I once chatted with my husband, and when it came to the word blink, I don't know if he didn't know the word or said it in his hometown dialect, he kept saying pinch, and I didn't know what to say after saying it several times, and then he blinked and said clip, clip...Later, I laughed until now, it's been five years