Teacher s Day short version of funny cross talk draft, urgent Teacher s Day sketch or cross talk fun

A: Let's not talk about it yet, let's set the theme of the festival first.

B: Okay, I think we should celebrate Teacher's Day.

A: Then I think we should focus on holidays, how nice it is.

B: But Teacher's Day is to commemorate the hard work of teachers, and we can't set the theme as a holiday.

A: Oh, then let's focus on the hard work of the teacher, so I don't have to take a vacation.

B: Why are you so fearless? We should respect our teachers and their contributions.

A: Hey, you're right, I'm going a little too far. Then let's take "Thanksgiving Teachers and Celebrating Teacher's Day" as the theme.

B: Well, that's a good topic, so let's start preparing.

A: Ready? I don't think I need to prepare anything, what I'm best at is sleeping in class.

B: What are you talking about, we have to treat the teacher with a grateful attitude, how can you express this mentality when you sleep?

A: Oh, so what do you think I should do?

B: First of all, we should express our gratitude to teachers on Teacher's Day, either by sending a gift or writing a thank you letter.

A: Giving a gift? Then I'll go back to sleep.

B: You can't do that, we have to treat the teacher with a grateful attitude.

A: Okay, then I'll send a bouquet of flowers to the teacher.

B: It's not good for you to do that, it's too common to give flowers, and we're going to give a special gift.

A: A special gift? I can't think of that.

A: Make your own gifts? So what kind of gift am I going to make?

B: You can try making a handicraft out of simple materials, such as weaving a wreath or origami art.

A: Weaving garlands? Then I'll still origami.

B: Okay, then you can try to fold a thousand paper cranes, the meaning is very good, it represents blessing and luck.

A: A thousand paper cranes? I still think sleeping is more suitable for me.

B: You can't be so lazy all the time, we have to approach Teacher's Day with a positive attitude.

A: Okay, okay, don't say any more, I'll go origami cranes!

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1: There's such a girl in our neighborhood. This girl is still not ugly. It's this mouth, it's a little bigger.

2: Big mouth, it's nothing.

1: She herself finds it ugly and looks down on people. What to do, I thought of a very unclever way 2: what way?

1: Every day she pouts this mouth.

2: Pouting?

1: Ah, she's like this

2: What is this for?

1: Wouldn't it be too small for others to see it?

2: And what about what she says?

1: When she speaks, she also looks for the one who doesn't open her mouth to say.

2: Speak without opening your mouth? All right?

1: Of course you can, you don't believe me to teach you.

2: Oh? Can you still learn from that girl?

1: You ask me casually, I don't open my mouth when you ask me anything.

2: Then let's try (Wang pouts).

1: Hey, her mouth is really small, let's see how she talks.

2: What's your last name, girl?

1: Surname Wu

2: Surname Wu I really haven't opened my mouth.

2: What's your name, girl?

1: Gourd

2: Huh?? Which big girl is called Wu Hulu?

2: And how old are you?

1:25

2: Oh twenty-five And what do you belong to?

1: Tiger 2: Wrong, no, twenty-five years old should belong to horses.

1: When you say "horse", your mouth is big.

2: Who is in your family?

1: Parents

2: Oh parents, do you have any siblings?

1: None 2: None?! She doesn't say no, she says no!

2: Do you have a partner?

1: Pinch toot

2: Pinch? Oh, just no, no, I saw you on the road with a man that day. Is that?

1: Second uncle

2: Second uncle?? So where are you going with your second uncle?

1: Department store

2: Wrong, it's a department store.

1: As soon as you say it's big, your mouth is big.

2: Oh department store What do you go to the department store to buy?

1: Buy vinegar

2: Huh?? Do department stores sell vinegar? So what do you eat when you buy vinegar?

1) Baked sweet potato

2: Hi !! Nonsense, what about your vinegar?

1: It's all sprinkled

2: Hey, open your mouth !!

When I am already free, Teacher, you know that you are the wind flapping under my wings. Seep limb balance.

Your teachings urge me to go through thick and thin, and my blessings accompany you day and night. With your teachings along the way, I didn't lose my way; With your attention along the way, I can successfully achieve my ideals!

The years have passed, we have all grown up, but your temples have turned white. We can only say to you: Cast a peach, repay it, teacher, Happy Teacher's Day!

sir, I was unknown when I was in school, but for your respect, I can no longer be silent, I want to say: Hello teacher!

The day I stepped into the school gate, you gave me endless care, and the day I stepped out of the school gate, you had given your all. Teacher, you're glad to be miserable!

When you step into the gate of the university, I wish you good health, all the best, and the garden is full of peaches and plums!

Even when I face the admiration and praise of others, I dare not be complacent, because I will always stand on your shoulders.

After going through the wind and rain, you know your preciousness; Only when you embark on success do you know your greatness; --Thank you, my esteemed teacher!

The teacher's kindness is as heavy as a mountain, and the students dare not forget, take advantage of your festival to send a blessing, wish you good health, all the best, and the garden is full of peaches and plums!

When we harvest the fruits of the harvest, you are left with gray hair on your temples dyed white with chalk gray. Hats off, dear teachers, and happy holidays!