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We have a custom in our school that every Monday afternoon before school, the teacher has to go to the conference room for a meeting. At this moment, it is the happiest moment for the students. Since the teacher is not present, the students are free.
The students in my class are smart and lively, and a few of them are particularly naughty. So as long as the teacher is not present, they start to "make a big fuss in the heavenly palace". So, the classroom was like a teahouse, chattering, and there was no quiet moment.
But this week, when the teachers had a meeting, the atmosphere in the classroom was different from usual. Why? Because before the meeting, the teacher started a little game with us:
Be a little mute back. During the time when the teacher is in the meeting, no one is allowed to speak. If someone speaks, the teacher will come and let him learn how to bark ten times.
The students happily accepted the rules of the game, and the teacher left with peace of mind. When the teacher just left, the students were still doing their homework in their positions in accordance with the rules, and if there was something they couldn't do, they used a pen to communicate in their own notebooks. But after a while, the naughty ghost *** took advantage of the teacher's loophole:
The teacher said that he couldn't speak, but he didn't say that he couldn't get out of his seat! So, he ran to Cui Yunzhe for a while, and then to ***. ** performance, naturally attracted a few naughty ghosts.
They also followed his example and sat down at will. At that time, the class was a mess. Seeing this meeting, the squad leader couldn't sit still.
He picked up the chalk and wrote a few big words on the blackboard: Don't get out of your seat. But this is still useless, and instead many episodes are generated.
You see, the squad leader just walked to his seat, ** has come to the blackboard, picked up the chalk and added a "no" after "no", so that the word on the blackboard becomes "not allowed not to get off the seat". Seeing this, we couldn't help but laugh. At this time, another naughty ghost *** also came to the scene.
He also went on stage to perform. As for him, instead of adding words, he picked up a chalk and erased two words. At this time, four large words were left on the blackboard, "Promise a seat".
We all watched it, and we all laughed back and forth. I really didn't expect that these two living treasures would be able to come up with such a bad move. After laughing, there was a moment of silence in the classroom.
But after a while, it was almost time for school to end, but ** couldn't hold back anymore, he "looked up to the sky and roared": "I can't help it anymore, I want to speak." After saying that, he stroked his chest with his hand, showing that he was very comfortable.
As everyone knows, the final punishment is already beckoning to him. You see, isn't it particularly interesting when the teacher is not present? This is a great time for those naughty ghosts to show their skills, and it is also a good time for us onlookers to feast their eyes!
**On behalf of the person's name, add it yourself.
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When the teacher is not in the class, we always do what we want, but often the teacher comes in with a stiff face as soon as the classroom is boiling, but this time it was not like this. You can also submit the teacher has not shouted out of class, and walked out, at first, no student in the classroom dared to speak, for fear of being caught by the teacher, soon, a few students couldn't help it, began to whisper, under the "leadership" of those students, more and more students spoke, and the voice began to get louder, gradually, I was reading a book and finally opened the conversation box, and told a joke to the table: "There is a leader who wants to listen to a class in the first grade, and the teacher asks the students to sit down and say, 'Students, Tomorrow we will be led to our class to listen to the class, and we will ask you what fruits you know, you say watermelon, you say pear, you say banana, ......Do you understand?
The students said angrily, 'Got it! The next day, the leader went to the class, and when it came to apples, one of the students raised his hand and asked, "Teacher, the oranges didn't come, do you want to continue?" My table mates listened, holding their stomachs and laughing.
I suddenly became energetic and asked my tablemate, "I'll guess a riddle for you, okay?" He nodded and said, "Let's get the question!"
As soon as I found out, I said, "Ninety-nine." He listened, and asked in disbelief
Ninety-nine what? It's not a mystery, is it? "Of course, type.
One word, what word? He used his fingers to write on the table countless times, but he couldn't think of anything, and I said triumphantly, "How's that?"
Can't think of it, can you? Do you want me to tell you? He nodded dejectedly.
White! White! How can it be white?
I asked him, "How much is 100 minus 99?" He blurted out:
One! As I wrote, I said to him, "Yes, isn't it 'white' if you remove the horizontal on the top of 'hundred'!"
It dawned on him. At this time, he was not to be outdone and challenged me: "Both packets of noodles have been stolen, play an idiom."
Idiom, I thought: two packs of noodles are noodles, both stolen, that is, "all to (the harmony of thieves)", so I immediately said the answer. Seeing that the table didn't stump me, he was even more unconvinced, and asked me again:
If 1 is equal to 5, 2 is equal to 10, 3 is equal to 15, and 4 is equal to 20, then 5 is equal to several. Thinking that I had found a pattern, I said without thinking, "25!
Wrong! Looking at the look on my tablemate, I was very angry and asked him unconvinced: "How much do you say?"
I saw him shaking his head with great vigor and saying, "1! "yes, yes!
I was so careless, 1 equals 5, and of course 5 equals 1! Alas, I don't know when my carelessness will be resolved! Soon the teacher came in, we also closed our mouths tightly, and after the teacher asked a few of our classmates what they were just doing, we were asked to write down what we had just done.
We only chatted for a few minutes this time, but we had a great time, and I wish we had a few more minutes like this!
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Write it down from everyone's madness!
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As the saying goes, "a country cannot be without a king for a day", which means that a country cannot be without a king for a day, and if it is really "without a king for a day", then the world will be in chaos. In the same way, if the teacher is not available for one class, then the whole classroom will be in chaos. It just so happened that a few days ago, our class had a "big mess".
It was a Friday afternoon, and our Chinese teacher, Ms. Mo, walked into the classroom and said to us, "I'm going to a meeting, you guys do your homework quietly." After that, the teacher gave the homework and left.
At first, most of the students were still working on their homework. Two minutes later, the teacher walked away, and the classroom was lively.
Most of the students gathered in groups of three or two, chatting and laughing. I saw that the "naughty bag" A student of our class walked up to the podium excitedly and shouted: "Lao Mo is not here, free and easy!"
His actions immediately drew some laughter and echo. The head of the "little sparrow" B is like a wave drum, sometimes to the east, sometimes to the west, and his mouth is chattering endlessly. At this time, the "naughty king" C of our class picked up a homework book and smashed it on the head of his good friend D.
D is angry.,I also flew towards C with my own notebook.,But due to D's poor technology.,The direction is not well controlled.,The book flew to E.。 E slapped the table angrily, and slapped the notebook on D's back, how could D stand this grievance, and a "fight" began to ......
Looking at the whole class, some of the students chased and played, running around the classroom; Some talk about the world and everything; Some sleep with their heads covered to replenish their physical strength.
At this time, A shouted, "The teacher is here!" "The classroom was quiet, the noisy students stopped, the chatting students dispersed, and the sleeping students woke up. The teacher walked into the classroom and smiled with satisfaction when he saw that everyone was learning.
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My school environment is beautiful, and I often hear the sound of students reading aloud and the sound of teachers teaching me. But in such a near-perfect campus, I always thought that there was something missing. After some thought, I came to the following conclusion - there is a lack of laughter!
In this school, it's either the sound of reading, or it's so quiet that you can hear a pin dropping. Don't students want to play? Of course, I just want to be overwhelmed by the heavy pressure.
Therefore, I hope that students do not take the exam too seriously, in fact, playing is also a process of releasing pressure, in order to have enough energy for the next study.
At the end of the school day, few people came down to play, and almost all of them were stuffed in the classroom. As a result, I found that my existing classmates yawned in class behind the teacher's back, and even slept! Why is that?
In the final analysis, it is because there is no combination of work and rest. I remember that the science teacher talked about the five elements of science brain, one of which is to take proper rest, which is the law of science and the condition for maintaining a good learning state. Besides, what an impact this has on the atmosphere of the school!
A school is not good without laughter. It's not okay to be dead all day. I'm a 6th grader graduating soon, and I wanted to hear some more laughter and make a great memory before I left!
I sincerely hope that this school without laughter will not appear again, and that it will be replaced by a school full of laughter!
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I have a round head, big watery eyes and a small mouth. I love to dance, so I'm always whimsical and do weird things. Look, my whimsical weirdness has flared up again!
After school, I was doing my homework, and suddenly, a crooked idea popped into my head - to do homework with a pen refill. So, I took out the refill from a pen and started my homework seriously. At this time, my mother came over, only to see her angry, and reprimanded loudly:
If you don't do your homework with a pen, do your homework with a water refill, what are you doing? Water refills are not good for writing! "My mouth didn't listen to my brain's control, and I said a few words in a mumbled way:
What's wrong with me doing my homework with a water refill? You think, isn't there a water refill in the pen? So, I do my homework every day with a water refill!
Mom gave me a disdainful look. I was startled because the horrible look in her eyes made me break out in a cold sweat. I had to replace the refill with a pen, but I thought to myself:
How can I keep my mother from seeing it? I had an idea and came up with a "good idea": prepare two pens and write with a refill of a water pen while my mother cooks, and if my mother comes to see me, I will change the pen.
In this way, I came many times, but just as I was fascinated by writing with a refill, my mother suddenly shouted behind me: "Why do you write with a refill with a refill and ignore my words?" Bring the water refill, I'll keep it!
I gave the refill to my mother and wondered when she would come.
You say I'm whimsical! I hope you can all get to know me better through my introduction.
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Is there an essay that is missing in our school?
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Childhood is like a multicolored shell, with colored and black ......Now, I'll pick up a gray shell and tell you the story inside!
It was a sunny noon, and I arrived at school early. I saw a lot of people practicing shuttlecock kicking. Gan Yuhong kicked the shuttlecock in the other corner.
Suddenly, Zeng Rujie fell to the stiff floor, and his feet and mouth were broken, which was very serious. The students hurried back to the classroom to evade responsibility. Only Gan Yuhong didn't leave, she carried Zeng Rujie to the hospital to heal.
He also used his own money to pay for medical expenses. Then he carried Zeng Rujie back. Everyone was moved by Gan Yuhong's character of sacrificing herself to save others.
Including me) in the future, none of us will dare to bully Gan Yuhong. In the future, I will learn from this "good example"!
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